![]() Ciao! -USUK ...and that's it! As I develop ideas and post stories, I'll post some more updates. Thanks for droppin by. Bye-bye. :) The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. 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It's about learning to dance in the rain. If you agree, copy this to your profile. HETALIA TEST! :D North Italy (Vargas Feliciano) ] You were bullied a lot in your childhood Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) ] You're very stoic and serious Japan (Kiku Honda) ] You're very mature The Allies The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) [x] You love hamburgers The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) [x] You like tea France(Francis Bonnefoy) [x] You're very affectionate Russia(Ivan Braginski) ] You had a very sad childhood. China (Wang Yao) ] You're very mature And now for some other countries! Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [x] You are very well-raised Canada(..I'm sorry, who?) 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