Name: None of your bee's wax (hee hee, bees... BEES! I'm allergic to bees! shudder)

Nick Names: Lord and Master Kiwi the Squirrel, Ruler of the Green and Blue Fishie Relm (don't ask)
(also, when I say Relm I didn't misspell Realm, I mean Relm when I say Relm, Relm is the same as Realm, just spelled different... confused? good.
the rest of the spelling mistakes are just typos o )
Kiwi
crazy squirrel (well no duh)
fat marshmallow (again I say: don't ask)

Alternate Personality: Kiwisquirrel. My Alternate Personality is sort of my "demonicly obssesive bishohen-otaku" side. I don't want a Yami like in yuguioh, no sue, so I have my evil personality K. Squirrel! tee hee (K. squirrel: (rolls eyes)

Ethnicity: If I told you, you would be considered a stalker. "HA HA, HA HA, YOU GOT A STALKER! YOU GOT A STALKER! I DON'T! YOU DO! YOU'RE GONNA DIIIE! I CAN SLEEP AT NIIIGHT! HA HA! hee hee" -quote from Foamy the Squirrel

Age: why am I typing this junk any way?

aaaaanyways... to more informational information...
(shad up, corny joke, leave me alone! runs to corner and gnaws on acorn if you're wondering i've never actually ate an acorn... ahem back to the bio...)

breif description: I'm a kinda b&n junkie. I go there, read every book I can find that's remotely interesting then pig out at burger king afterwards. pigging out is fun... I have tons of pets at home. let's see... birds (horny ones, they've laid like, 10 eggs and even hatched one), turtles, a dog, LOTS of fish and a couple of snails I consider as my pets because they live in my backyard. I worship instant Ramen, especially the chicken-favored stuff. It has preservitives and junk in it so if you eat too much it's bad for you... but it tastes soooooooooo good! I write my best stuff while eating Ramen! I also make some fan art for Kenshin and Naruto (I just finished one of Naruto looking all demon-like from a pic in book #4. So kawaii!)

Likes:

Anime
Manga
squirrels
squirtguns
hot dogs
PIZZA!
curly fries
squirrels
most of the animal kingdom (except for bugs shudder, ok I know the whole 'animal kingdom' bit is dumb but I'm not some bimbo air head who thinks we shouldn't eat cow and chickens and stuff because it's mean. I like meat. I LIKE eating chickens and cows. I figure eating them is a service to the leather and pillow companies... hee hee, leather...)
squirrels
every form of cooked chicken wings possible
beef and broccoli (I like it ok, don't look at me like that.
Kiwisquirrel: O.O
crazysquirrel me: shadup... P)
Rice soup
Foamy the Squirrel (cartoon charater)
Phill the pill-poppin' squirrel (that really isn't his name. The maker of "Foamy" never gave him a name so that's the name we give him)
Chocolate
Milk (meow! .)
sleep
food! (duh)
when degus scratch their nose (why do people think a degu's a bird IT'S A SQUIRREL FROM CHILE GODD@MIT!
Kiwisqurriel:sry 'bout that. She's grouchy because the eeeevil dentist has pulled out two of her teeth to make room for braces shudder
Crazysquirrel: DIE DENTIST! DIE! takes out machine gun
kiwisquirrel: sigh)
B&N
books
tv
sleep
etc.
etc.
squirrels
all else that I like is none of your bee's wax
(Kiwisquirrel: and get those nasty little thoughts out of your head perverts!)

Motto: "School is a soap opera, home is a sitcom, and the world's a conspiracy"

Okaaaaaay... what else...

In case any lug heads out there haven't noticed, I happen to be a bit obsessed about squirrels
(kiwisquirrel throws acorn at crazysquirrel @.@)
ok REALLY obsessed about squirrels
(good enough? kiwisquirrel nods in aproval),
espcially rabid ones. Heh heh heh... rabid squirrely bites all around... my plan to take over the world is suceeding! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(did I say that aloud? oh dear...)

I hate... YOU! BUAHAHAHAHA! ooooo... I just kill myself... hee... just kidding... ish... BUAHAHAHAHAHA! ok, i'm done.

look at all da pretty colors... RAMEN!
("someone forgot to take her pills today" coments kiwisquirrel)

moving on...

My top 10 favorite manga (in order):
1. Bleach 2. Naruto 3. Rurouni Kenshin 4. Wolf's Rain 5. Petshop of Horrors
6. Immortal Rain 7. Shaman king 8. Tsubasa 9. Crono's Crusade 10. Yugioh! Top anime shows (in order, I don't know many...):
1. Wolf's Rain
2. Naruto
3. Inuyasha
4. Rurouni Kenshin
5. Trigun

most favorite bands... at the moment...:
The All American Rejects
Evanescence
Dashboard Confessionals (is that spelled right? oh well, I suck anyway)

hmmm... I guess that's it...

Do the voices in my head bother you?
(quote from "The Gods Must Be Crazy 1"... great movie.)

(Looks back at bio.
Crazysquirrel: Holy cr@p! did I just write that?
Kiwisquirrel: Yep o
Crazysquirrel: I must be insane
Kiwisquirrel: Well, you are talking to me who's just a figment of your imagination...
Crazysquirrel: Good point)

Ok, I'm done @.@ (btw... @.@ is my normal face , i be so confuzeled...)

Updates:
2/12/05 Working on original manga! squee! With any luck I will have written the first chapter by... 2200! . ku... I'm also working on naruto fan fic.. original character and all (you don't see much of that around here... peers around suspiciously