ItsJasmine
My Name is Jasmine, I'm 16 and I live in California. I like Harry Potter, One Direction, Twilight, Hunger Games, Sherlock Holmes, the Avengers, Youtube, and Bacon. (: I would tell you who I ship but my ships change everyday... I am bipolar and i think I might have ADHD because I need to move no matter what... If I was in Harry Potter... I would probably want to be either a Metamorphmagus (because that's really cool) or Animagus, I would want to be friends with Gred and Forge because I love to have fun and I like to be mischievous and pull pranks on people. If I was in the Marauders era though, I think I would want to be friends with the Marauders but not in their group because I would want to pull my own pranks. If I was in Twilight, I would want to be in the Volturi because THEY ARE BAD-ASS!! I would drink human blood and I would want my mate to be Alec Volturi or Demetri because they are so cute... I wouldn't mind being a shape-shifter though.. that would be cool. I really like reading fanfiction better than writing it because I don't think i'm that great of a writer but if I ever get the self confidence I need, I will write a story. Probably a Harry Potter one, but still a story. VERY IMPORTANT: READ TO UNDERSTAND ME. I got bullied when I was younger because I was really short so that really made my self confidence diminish and made me want to just crawl into a hole and not leave ever..but then I found a journal ( keep in mind I was bullied from 5 years old to about 10 or 11 years old) and I just started writing down random thoughts and feelings that I felt throughout the day, but I never got over that until I got to 7th grade and met my BESTEST friends in the world Sarah, Jocelyn, Vanessa, and Gabby. They were the anchors in my life and made me feel better about myself and helped me come out of my shell and for that I thank them every day in my heart and mind. Now I am very bright,bubbly, mischievous, athletic, confident and smart. Copied stuff... If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that the HARRY POTTER series are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile. If you absolutely loved Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile If you love rain, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile. (How much do you like chocolate?) If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account. If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day),(jasmineflower27 - 3 days),(ArianaRae - 2 days), (Susly - 1 day) (Lily.and.Alice - 3 hours) (Dimcairien - 2 days) (agapplesauce- 2 or 3 days) Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you don't write or read slash, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven' Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen, Mystic Winter, Mrs. Fantasy, Dimcairien, agapplesauce, MiisWeasley Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Raxacoricofallapatorius, zotlot, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, Mrs. Fantasy, Dimcairien, agapplesauce,MiisWeasley,ItsJasmine I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile. Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this on your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years R.I.P Fred Weasley,Tonks,Remus Lupin,Hedwig,Sirius,Dumbledore,Lily,James,Snape,Aragog, e.t.c and Dobby a Free Elf. .--""Girls-- -- If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, LazyShadowNin, bluebookbutterfly, Azurai Wolf, SnOw-CoVeReD-AnGeL, Somerlia, Animevampfreak10,MiisWeasley,ItsJasmine The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw! Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest." Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable. Take the most scientific Harry Potter The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor! Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name." Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous. Take the most scientific Harry Potter What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend): 98 percent OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL Fun little quiz. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite/same-sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same-sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). 1. Jason 2. Blue 3. J 4. August 5. Black 6. Gabby 7. 23 8. California 9. Lake 10. I wish to live happily with my family and friends until the day I die. Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Dad At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus and carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart. Don’t wait until it’s to late to thank him the right way. Tell him you love him and make sure he knows you’ll always be his little boy or girl every chance you get. If you love your dad, post this on your profile 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. -Lupin was wearing an odd expression as he looked at Harry. It (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? -My aunt. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? -Strawberry Shortcake with my cousins. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is. -5:30 pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? -6:58 pm 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? -My music... 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? -I was taking my dog back outside at about 4 pm. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? -I was looking for a good story to read. 9. What are you wearing? -White tank top and blue plaid pajama pants. 10. Did you dream last night? I dreamt I had blonde hair and was famous.. Weird huh? 11. When did you last laugh? - Earlier when I was watching Jenna Marbles.. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? - Pictures of my family and friends, One direction, Harry Potter, Twilight, Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings... you get the point.. 13. Seen anything weird lately? - I saw a possum play dead earlier today in a video.. is that weird? 14. What do you think of this quiz? - Its okay? - Les Miserables.. I cried at the end. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? - A car, a phone, new clothes, and then leave the rest in the bank for a rainy day. - I love Blue, purple, green, silver, gold, red, black and BACON..!!! - I would stop Greed. 19. Do you like to dance? - Actually yes, I do like to dance. 20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? - I would name her Nevaeh Luna.. - Jayson Dylan.. - YES! I would love to live in England or France. Weasley Member: Gred or Forge.. I can't choose between them. Character, Overall?: Overall I think Luna.. Female Character?: Luna,Ginny,Hermione, or Lily Male Character?: Sirius, Remus, Gred, Forge, or James. Group Of Characters?: THE MARUADERS!! Minus Peter... Adult?: Sirius or Remus Professor?: Remus or Minerva. Ship?: Remus/Tonks, and James/Lily Non-Canon Ship?: Marauders/OC, Luna/Neville, Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, and many, many more. Spell?: Expecto Patronum Sweet?: Chocolate Frogs Place?: The Room of Requirement Weasley Twin?: BOTH. Product?: A wand! Or the Marauders' map.. Shop?: Ollivanders, WWW or Honeydukes Pet: Snuffles.. DUH. Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?: Chaser. Harry Potter, Alter Ego: You Scored as Albus Dumbledore Strong and powerful you admirably defend your world and your charges against those who would seek to harm them. However sometimes you can fail to do what you must because you care too much to cause suffering. Albus Dumbledore I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*king them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(depends on the book) I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd. I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends. I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink I write FANFICS, so I MUST be a freak. |
