GlassSlipperss
 Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Merlin. Hi, this is GlassSlipperss speaking!...Wow, that sounded lame. I hate these profile thingys. Anyway... My name is... Well, I'm not going to say my real name, but you can call me Boe. As in the Face of Boe from Dr Who. So basically... Millions of years a go I was an attractive gay singing man. Lol. Anyway... Here is some stuff about me: My favorite books/ series: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games (pokes username), The Princess Diaries, Inheritance, Artemis Fowl My favorite movies: The Mummy (Only the first one; I thought the other two kinda sucked), Holes, Slumdog Millionaire, Mean Girls, Moulin Rouge My favorite Beyonce songs: If I were a boy, Halo, Ave Maria, Broken- Hearted Girl, Sweet Dreams, Crazy in Love, Single Ladies My favorite Taylor Swift songs: Teardrops on my Guitar, Picture to Burn, Love Story, Should've said no, You belong with me Other random songs I like/love: High School Never Ends - Bowling For Soup, Remembering You - Steven Curtis Chapman, Remedy - Little Boots, Better in Time - Leona Lewis, Man in the Mirror - Michael Jackson, The Day I Died - Just Jack, When you gone - Avril Lavigne My faorite TV shows: Merlin, Reaper, The Big Bang Theory, Friends, The Loop Favorite random quotes: Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? Random quotes Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off. --Ralph Bus If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? --Lily Tomlin Humor is just another defense against the universe. --Mel Brooks Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? --John Mendosa What is another word for thesaurus? --Stephan Wright Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. --Terry Pratchett The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. --Tom Clancy Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. --Ivana Trump Favorite HP quotes: Albus Dumbledore "By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many." "To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." "Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground." "Ah, music," he said, wiping his eyes. "A magic far beyond all we do here!" "It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." "It’s the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." Sirius Black "If you made a better rat than a human, that's not much to boast about." "There's enough filth on my robes without you touching them." "Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate." He was laughing at her. "Come on, you can do better than that!" he yelled, his voice echoing around the cavernous room. The second jet of light hit him squarely on the chest. "Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep." Draco Malfoy "Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?" "Azkaban - the wizard's prison, Goyle. Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." "Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir." "You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain'-- 'The Boy Who Scored'-- whatever they call you these days." "You don't know what I'm capable of, you don't know what I've done!" Luna Lovegood "I've been able to see them ever since my first year here. They've always pulled the carriages. Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." "Dad's reprinting! He can't believe it, he says people seem even more interested in this than the Crumple-Horned Snorkacks!" "Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it. "Good thinking," said Luna seriously. "It's often infested with nargles." “Daddy, look—one of the gnomes actually bit me!” "I'll distract them all," she said. "Use your Cloak." And before he Harry could say a word, she had cried, "Oooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!" and pointed out the window. "I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends." Favorite HG quotes: "Need to tell you something...Remember we're suppose to be madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it." --Peeta And than he gives me a smile that just seems so genuinely sweet with just the right touch of shyness that unexpected warmth rushes through me. --Katniss "Happy Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor!" "That's exactly the kind of topic Haymitch told me to steer clear of." "You don't forget the face of the person who was your last hope." --Katniss ""Well, I knew that goat would be a little gold mine," I say. "I don't want to lose the boy with the bread." --Katniss "Sometimes, when I clean a kill, I feed Buttercup the entrails. He has stopped hissing at me. "Deep in the meadow, hidden far away ""One more time? For the audience?" he says. His voice isn't angry. It's hollow, which is worse. Already the boy with the bread is slipping away from me. Ships I love: Harry/Ginny - It was meant to happen Ron/Hermione - Ditto Draco/Astoria - I've read some awesome stories with this pairing Fred/Katie - If he hadn't died :( Neville/Luna - I wish Dean/Luna - Opposites attract and all Lily/James - I love them so much! Scorpius/Rose - Haha JamesII/Redhead - It's like tradition dude Remus/Tonks - And so the metamorphmagus fell in love with the werewolf Bella/Edward - 'Nuf said All cannon Cullen pairs - It's like, fate or something Mike/Jessica - Because I hate them both :) Seth/OC - He's my favorite Wolf :) Kate/Garrett - They're just cute Artemis/OC - Someone to challenge his intellect xD Trouble/Holly - No actual evidence to support this, but I think it's cute Butler/Holly - Atleast the age difference isn't that big Katnisss/Peeta - The Boy with the Bread forever!! Gale/Madge - YAY! Eragon/Arya - Dunno why... Merlin/Morganna - Two magics :) Arthur/Merlin - Some stories with this pairing are too funny for me not to put down Merlin/Gwen - 'Coz they look adorable together :) Arthur/OC - I don't want Gwen to break his heart :( 1) Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on shuffle 1. What would you say about your boyfriend? 2. What is the first thing you say in the morning? 3. Your teacher is... 4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? 5. How would you describe your next door neighbours? 6. What would your best friend say about you? 7. How do you feel right now? 8. What's on your bedside table right now? 9. What did you do when you woke up this morning? 10. When you open your wardrobe you see... 11. What did you say after you last attended a concert? 12. If you had to write a Twilight FanFiction right now, what would the title be? 13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be... 14. Your life's theme song is... 15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? 16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be? 17. Your motto is... 18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy... 19. Whad did you dream about last night? 20. Any last words? 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. I could see Victoria's face, her lips pulled back over her teeth - Eclipse 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? The air. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Err... cough AstrixattheOlympicgames cough 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 20:20 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 20:19 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Mamma Mia - Abba 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Coming home from School, ditto 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Twilight Fanfics 9. What are you wearing? Eww...bright pink leggins and brown top (I'm going to bed in a few hours and they're comfy, K?!) 10. Did you dream last night? Yes. I dreamt my whole school day (Friday) then woke up to do it all over again :( 11. When did you last laugh? Reading a Fanfic, like, 10 mins ago 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Photo on logflume from Thrope Park, tree walking stuff, calender, photo frame with photos from Camelot in it, Camelot gift bag, board with all my fave stuff on it 13. Seen anything weird lately? Science teaching disecting a sheep eye (ugh..gross) 14. What do you think of this survey? S'alright 15. What is the last film you saw? DO I HAVE TO REPEAT IT AGAIN?? FINE! AstrixattheOlympicgames. HAPPY NOW?? 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A faiytale mansion in country-side Scotland 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. I'm utterly in love with the Lord of the Rings...WOO HOO!! :D 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Uh...World Peace?? 19. George Bush: Is good for nothing. 20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Lily 21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? James OR Arthur 22. Would you ever consider living abroad? Possibly... FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Lesson's Learned in Twlight: 2. The future is not set in stone. 3. Men are crabby when they're hungry. 4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear. 5. True love knows no boundaries. 6. Some people are just danger magnets. 7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love. 8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle! 9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them. 10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes. 11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day. 12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain. 13. Family is about more than just blood. 14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing. 15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising. 16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings. 17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity. 18. There are exceptions to every rule. 19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid. 20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy. 21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's. 22. Cold hands = Warm heart. 23. Not breathing is uncomfortable. 24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair. 25. Romeo was an idiot. 26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day. 27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone. 28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with. 29. Space heaters can be very annoying. 30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise 1.Which book in the series is your favorite? Twilight 2.How long did it take you to read the books? Read Twilight and New Moon in one day (belive it; I was reading in class) Eclipse on another and Breaking Dawn on one more. So...3 xD 3.Who introduced you to the books? Every annoying person on the internet who kept saying 'Edward and Bella 4 EVA!' 4.Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Borrowed first time; bought all four 2 days later 5.What's your dream ending to the series? Jacob dying ;) Jk, probably Nessie loving Edward more than Jacob (skowls) 6.Who is your favourite character? Jasper 7.Who's your favourite vampire? Jasper(JAZZYBAYBEE) 8.Who is your favourite werewolf? Seth 9.What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? The lion fell in love with the lamb 10.What was your favourite Bella and Jacob moment? When Bella punched Jacob in the face (GO BITCH!) 11.How about your favourite Bella and Alice moment? Wedding xD 12.What was your favourite adventure/battle? The Fight With The Newborns In Eclipse. 13.Which book cover was your favourite? Twilight 14.Are these books among your favorite books of all? Yes :) But, not my all time faveourite 15.Twilight or New Moon? Twilight 17.New Moon or Eclipse? New Moon. 18.Eclipse or Twilight? Twilight 19.Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? EDWARD! (shoots Jacob) 20.Who do you like more: 21.Bella or Edward? Edward...just 22.Bella or Jacob? Bella. 23.Bella or Alice? Alice. 24.Alice or Jacob? Alice. 25.Rosalie or Alice? Alice. 26.Jasper or Alice? Jazzy :) 27.Jasper or Edward? Jasper 28.Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle. 29.Emmett or Jasper? Jasper 30.Emmett or Jacob? Emmett. 31.Bella or Rosalie? Bella. 32.Esme or Charlie? Esme. 33.Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle. 34.Charlie or Billy? Charlie. 35.Jacob or Sam? Sam. 36.Sam or Quil? Quil. 37.Quil or Embry? Embry. 38.Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria. 39.Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires, duh! 40.How did you first find out about the movie? Can't remember 41.Are you excited? New Moon. CAN'T WAIT!! 42.What do you think of the casting so far? Quite good :) 43.Are you going to go see it? New Moon? OF COURSE!! 44.If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person? Jasper Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella The Harry Potter Oath (I LOVE Twilight, but HP still beats it xD ) You say Twilight, If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile. Bella: Do I ever cross your mind? Edward: No Bella: Do you like me? Edward: No Bella: Do you want me? Edward: No Bella: Would you cry if I left? Edward: No Bella: Would you live for me? Edward: No Bella: Would you do anything for me? Edward: No Bella: Choose--me or your life Edward: My life Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Ooo, my story - I'm no Superman - has been translated into Spanish! carliitha-cullen translated it :) The link is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5489602/1/No_soy_Superman |
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