Hello.

I am There'sNoSuchThingAsMaybe.

My name comes from the lyrics of the song Let the Sparks Fly by: Thousand Foot Krutch.

I'm a teenager.

My inspiration is like the history of the DoDo Bird. Rarely mentioned, lifeless, stupid, and utterly pathetic.

I love writing.

And the colour green.

And chewing gum.

And science.

And my friends.

I'm clearly very exciting.