Name: Lauren, and that is all you need to know

I am obsessed beyond belief with Twilight! It runs my life. If you don't like that take it up with someone who cares. I don't think there is anything that i can't seem to relate to Twilight. i also love basically everything vampires! I adore true Blood and I am still a hardcore Angel fan. I don't care what you think about it. I do watch other stuff though. I love House MD, NCIS, Grey's Anatomy, Bones, Dirty Jobs, Law and Order SVU and the regular one, criminal minds, and Moonlight. I am incredibly random with my shows though.

I am extremely into reading and writing. I will read just about anything once if it's good.

Music: Rascal Flatts, Rob Pattinson, Keith Urban, Britney Spears, Dierks Bentley, Jason Aldean, Toby Keith, Nickelback, Queen, Ciara, Adam Lambert!!

I am also insanly in love with Peter Facinelli and Robert Pattinson meaning if they told me to kill my dog then jump off a cliff and then rob a bank i would. And you could probably add Johnny Depp to that list too.

I have a Twitter now and I don't know if I'm going to really use it though. It is mainly for following a couple of other people.

Instant Messaging with the Cullens

i write these chapter while i am at school. it helps me keep my pulse and brain activity at an acceptable pace. i get so extremly bored. i usually have a lot of evil thoughts running through my mind at school so that is where the weird random topics come from. i just thought i could do something funny with an IM conversation. I also enjoyed making up their IM screennames. I am done writing these. I just got tired of them sorry.

Pros and Cons

This story came out of my obsession with Carlisle/Edward. I was thinking about writing a oneshot and i just grabbed a notebook and started writing. i was actually more entertained in class writing that then i have been in a while. i love the fact that in this story Esme and Bella know about the relationship. It is kinda weird but, i like it!

Overseas Causes Much Pain

I wrote this today (4/25/09) because i was really bored and listening to Toby Keith's Ameican Soldier which is perhaps one of the saddest songs he has ever written. I have a father who is a veteran and i love being a military brat. this story is me expressing my love for my country and our brave troops. This one really is sad and close to my heart. If you want to hear a song that goes along with this story it is either American Soldier by Toby Keith (Country) or Citizen/ Soldier by Three Doors Down. Both are very patriotic and i love them both.

Not Yours

I wrote this in class with my best friend breathing down my neck. I wouldn't let her read it untill it was done. I wanted to surprise her. She reacted the way i wanted her too, disrupting the class. She gasped and then started laughing. I love the couple that is a secret until the end of the story. Don't get me wrong i adore Edward/Bella but i just have to love the other one a little more. It is Bella/?!

Scars Only the Other Can Mend

I wrote this one out of my new love for Carlisle/ Bella!! I am hoping to make this longer. The two characters have amazing possiblities. I started this in class and will probably continue doing that. I hope to update often. If i don't don't kill me though.

Chapter Three Links!

Bella's Tank Top:

Bella's Jeans:

Bella's Shoes (LOVE!!):

Esme's BMW:

Chapter Five Links!

Bella's Dolce and Gabbana Dress:

Bella's Coach Ballet Flats:

Alice's Ruffle Top:

Alice's Skinny Jeans:

Alice's Peep Toes:

Rosalie's Dress:

Shoes:

Esme's Dress:

Shoes:

Alice's Dress:

Shoes:

Bella's Dress:

Shoes:

2010 Yellow Corvette:

Chapter Seven Links!

Bella's Tank Top:

Bella's Jeans:

Bella's Pastrys:

Alice's Polo:

Alice's Jeans:

Alice's Shoes:

Mended Scars

Sequel to Scars Only The Other Can Mend. Nothing special same as SOTOCM.

Chapter One Links

Bella's Wedding Outfit:

Bella's Engagement Ring:

Bella's Mustang Drools:

Chapter Two Links

Bella's Party Outfit:

Alice's Party Outfit:

Rosalie's Party Outfit:

Esme's Party Outfit:

Chapter Three Links

Carlisle's Outfit:

Bella's Outfit:

Chapter Eight Links

Bella's FLight Outfit:

Pleasure To Pain

I love Twilight slash!! I had to write another one. This time i went for Edward and his brother Emmett. I really wanted to write them fighting. This story just popped itno my head and i started writing. I had no idea what i was doing with it until about half way through.

What Did Just Happen?

Well this is just another one of my minds perverse babblings. I love twilight slash, as you know, so i wrote this. I know it's weird but, i love it! I hope you like it. It is Edward and Jasper on a hunting trip. They get a little sidetracked.

Conquering Pain

Currently i am really into gay and lesbian rights. I have seen how bad some people are with homophobia and it makes me sick. I and writing this story as an expression of how i feel. I hope it doesn't offend anybody but, i feel that this is the civil right movement all over again. I feel very strongly about this. I love Edward and Jasper and with Jazz's emotions i figured i could easily work this one out.

I am writing more stories. I am just to lazy to type them up. I also tend to do a complete 360 with what i have written in a notebook to typing it on my pink laptop. I actually am quite known for that and it drives my friends crazy.

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The Perfect Boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go.

When she starts cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignores you: Give her your attention.

When she pulls away: Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared: Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she looks at you with doubt: Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she says that she likes you: Say you don't like her, you love her.

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you: Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret: Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes: Don't looks away until she does.

When she's sick: Stay up with her all night to watch over her.

When you go to the movies: Let her pick, no matter what it is.

When she's cold: Give her your jacket.

When she can't sleep: Text her until she falls asleep, even if it takes all night.

When she's bored or sad: Do the stupidest things to make her laugh, even if you look like a complete idiot.

When she runs up to you crying: The first thing you say is: "Who's ass am I kicking, Babe?"

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1) Favorite object in your room?

Laptop, ipod, and my twilight books

2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
No way in hell!!

3) Do you own guns?
yep! And I love it!

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?
never been to sonic but want to go.

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
yes even though I want to be a doctor

6) What do you think of hot dogs?
yuck!! Processed meat! Ugh!

7) Favorite song?
IDK!! Why must you make me choose? I love forever by rascal flatts, supermassive black hole by muse, if you seek amy by Britney spears, and cherry pie by warrant. (Classic!)

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Ice Tea

9) Can you do push ups?
kinda

10) Can you do a chin up?
nop!

11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
either my twilight crests or my carl Edwards signature necklace. (die hard race fan)

12) do you like blue cheese?
its okay

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
nop not that I know of

14) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
well I procrastinate a hell of a lot. And I bit my nails and bottom lip a lot too. I hate that.

15) Middle name?
Nichole

16) Name 3 thoughts going through your head at this moment?
1. I should probably be studying right now instead of thinking about Twilight again.

2. Carlisle/ Edward!! Love that slash pairing!

3. god I have a lot of reading and writing to catch up on. (don’t believe in god though)

17) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
umm. Nothing. Didn’t go shopping yesterday unless you count lunch

18) Name 3 drinks you drink regularly?
Ice tea, lemonade (yummm), fresca

19) Name 3 foods you eat regularly?
pasta, salad, soup

20) Current worry?
I need more sleep and I have a freaking test tomorrow!

21) Current hate right now?
the bitches at my school. The popular girl hates me therefore they all hate me.

22) Do you spend Christmas with extended family?
nop not really

23) How did you bring in the New Year?
Umm I stayed up and watched TV. Not much really but the next day I went to a party.

24) Where would you like to be right now?
umm, Britney spears concert. Or Vancouver to see if I can get a peek of the new moon sets.

25) Name three people who will complete this?
umm IDK

26) Do you own slippers?
yep too many pairs to count. I have an obsession with shoes of any kind.

27) What shirt are you wearing?
a black tanktop that has a band at the bottom.

28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
idk sometimes

29) Can you whistle?
kinda

30) Which hand do you use to write?
Right.

31) Would you be a pirate?
umm if it involved Johnny depp or Orlando bloom then yes. Otherwise nop!

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
nothing. Like the one place I don’t sing.

33) Favorite girl's name?
Allison or Cameron (yes from house)

34) Favorite boy's name?
Bradin or Carlisle.(like seriously in love with that name now. I love the ring it has)

35) What's in your pocket?
don’t have pockets in these shorts.

36) Last person that made you laugh?
my daddy. lol

37) Best bed sheets as a child?
umm like Barbie or shit like that? Idk!

38) Worst injury you've ever had?
broke my arm in first grade because I didn’t want to go in from recess.

39) Do you love where you live?
nop!! I wanna go back home to Washington!! Dead serious I lived there before it was cool to.

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?
five, I think maybe more.

41) Who is your loudest friend?
brianne

42) How many dogs do you have?
two right now but we are thinking about getting another one.

43) Does someone have a crush on you?
yeah hes pretty cool

45) Did you notice that there is no number 44?
nop not at all

46) What is your favorite candy?
PB twix or Swedish fish (yummm)

47) Favorite Sports Team?
I don't watch sports. It bores me.

48) Where is the next place you want to travel to?
back home to Washington and visit some friends. I have a couple of family friends in la push and forks. I didn’t know that until after I read the books and I freaked when I found out I have been there!

49) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
trying to sleep

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
can I go back to sleep? Then rob!!

Twilight or New Moon? Twilight by far!!

Eclipse or Breaking Dawn? Don’t make me choose!!

Edward or Bella? Edward. I hate Bella!

Edward/Bella or Jasper/Alice? Edward/Bella. I love Edward so fucking much!!

Jackson's eyes or Rob's eyes? Rob’s they have mystery in them.

Emmett or James? Emmett. But actor wise, James.

vampires or werewolves? Vampires, I like my men cold, hard, dead, and sparkly!

Carlisle or Charlie? Carlisle!! Is that even a question. I would do anything for him even as a fictional character!!

Rosalie or Alice? I love them both!! I am a lot like Rosalie but, I love alice’s personality!

Mike or Jessica? Mike, Jessica is just annoying.

Jacob, Paul or Quil? Quil he is more innocent then Jake.

Jasper or Alice? Alice I love her fashion sense

Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle!! Did I mention I would do anything for that god?

Emmett or Rosalie? Rosalie. She is amazing!!

Peter Facinelli (Carlisle) or Rob Pattinson (Edward)? Umm are you seriously making me choose? I can’t I just can’t!! I love Carlisle more but, I have to love rob especially in little ashes from what I have seen of it.

Rob Pattinson (Edward) or Jackson Rathbone (Jasper)? Robert Pattinson!!

Kellan Lutz (Emmett) or Rob Pattinson (Edward)? Ummmm I think rob takes this one but only marginally.

movie or book? Book!! Even though I love the actors except Kristen!

mortal or immortal? Immortal I want to be able to live through the future

Ashley Greene (Alice) or Nikki Reed (Rosalie)? Nikki. More versitile

Taylor Lautner (Jacob) or Rob Pattinson (Edward)? Idk rob!!

super strength or super speed? Speed!! I love speed!! I need speed I need it!! That’s why I love my nascar!!

Esme or Renee? Esme she is so sweet!

Victoria or Laurent? Laurent. Victoria is even more of a bitch!

reading minds, visions or reading emotions? Reading minds, I would like it even more!

Cullens or Blacks? Umm yeah not even a hard choice!! Cullen, Cullen, Cullen!!

Bella/Edward or Bella/Jacob? Bella/Edward. Edward I love and I hate bella but Edward more than makes up for it. And I hate hate hate jake more than bella!

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Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and saefest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying. 30. Grand Theft Auto is bad...unless its a porche
31. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Read this and ask yourself: Is that really fair?

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtorhang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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