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If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

List your favorite HoO or PJ (this includes people from TLH and TSoN characters in no particular order:

1. Leo

2. Percy

3. Nico

4. Annabeth

5. Reyna

6. Frank

7. Thalia

8. Hazel

9. Piper

10. Octavian

11. Calypso

12. Jason

Do One and Nine make a good couple?

Umm some people think sooo...

Who do you prefer, five or ten?

Reyna all the way man... at least compared to Octavian

Have you ever read a x/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Um, yes and they are amazing * man I love Caleo

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Um... what? I guess five ten but like ... ew.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten

Nico needs to punch the sh*t out of someone and guess who he sees walking down the path, read to find out more ;)

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Probably, and if not... then there will be soon *smiles*

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic

"Sisterly love"?... that sounds so wrong

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Ummm Dark side? by Kelly Clarkson? I don't know man, it just kind of... fits

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning, alot of bromance ahead

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Ummm... I think I ahve never read one, they're probably all over the place but...

One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Seven. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Six, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.

Leo and Thalia... in a happy relationship? This is wrong on so many levels. And then Piper steals Thalia away?Leo? Hot one nightstand? With Calypso... but the Caleo? Why??? I doesnt it last longer? And an un-happy afair with Frank. Da fuck?

Then we got Reyna giving some good advice about love? And Leo falls in love with...Percy?

Da fuck... this would make the weirdest fan-fic ever...like seriously...this is so messed up.

My fave book couples!

1- Tris and Four (Divergent)

2- Kylie and Lucas (Shadow Falls)(too cute!)

3- Max and Fang (Maximum Ride)

4- Nico and anyone! (I just like him!)(Percy Jackson)

5-Iggy and anyone but Ella (cough cough my oc hough) (Maximum Ride)

Fave quotes from books!

PERCY JACKSON!

With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, THE LAST OLYMPIAN

"Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing." Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fires."

"And I need to use the dam restroom."

"I do not understand"

"I want to use the dam water fountain."

"And. . .I want to buy a dam T-shirt." -Thalia, Zoe, Grover, Percy, THE TITANS CURSE

"Go chase a doughnut." -Percy, THE SEA OF MONSTERS

"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"No, no. Rainbows. Very macho." - Leo , The Lost Hero

"Rainbows, ponies."
"I'm gonna toss you off this chariot."- Leo and Butch, The Lost Hero

MAXIMUM RIDE!!!!

Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand.
Gazzy thought. "I have X-ray vision," he said. He peered at ter Borcht's chest, then blinked and looked alarmed.
Ter Borcht was startled for a second, but then he frowned. "Don't write dat down," he told his assistant in irritation. The assistant froze in midsentence.
You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"
Nudge chewed on a fingernail. "You mean, like, besides the WINGS?" She shook her shoulders gently, and her beautiful fawn-colored wings unfolded a bit.
His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. "Yes," he said stiffly. "Besides de vings."
Hmm. Besides de vings." Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. "Um..." Her face brightened. "I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"
Hardly a special talent," ter Borcht said witheringly.
Nudge was offended. "Yeah? Let's see YOU do it." ...
... "I vill now eat nine Snickers bars," Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy imitation of ter Borcht's voice, "visout bahfing."
Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."
Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?"
Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert"...
Fang pretended to think, gazing up at the ceiling. "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."
I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" Gazzy barked." – School's Out Forever

"Did you know that wasn't me, the other Max?" I asked.
"Yeah."
"When?"
"Right away."
"How?" I persisted. "We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?"
He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. "She offered to cook breakfast." – Fang and Max (School's Out Forever)

You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers."– School's Out Forever

"Man, you weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?"

"Why, is your head missing some?" – Max and Fang (The Angel Experiment)

Excuse me? I'm alive too." Iggy's plaintive voice made me pull back." – Saving the World and other Extreme Sports

"That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.
You're kidding, right? Please tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't fair, Dean...Nothing is fair, ever. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because fair is fair? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I might respond to that. Maybe." – Max (Schools Out- Forever)

"Max: "What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"
Fang: "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me."
Max: (tries to punch him)
Fang: "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it."
Max: (screams and runs into bathroom)" – Saving the World and other Extreme Sports

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house

Total:3 (I'm so dispointed in myself)

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total:6

PUNK

You can skateboard.( Sorta)
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.( Streaks count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 6

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry often.
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total: 7 well... that's akward

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total: 2

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.( I would if I had any)
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color

Total:6

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl. ( pft everyone knows hockey is the best!)
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number

Total: 6

This has told me nothing all it told be was that I'm a gothic, emo, punk, who always makes a scene and happens to be both a geek and athletic. tell me something I don't know but I must admit the emo part is new!

Fave Harry potter character: Sirius Black

Fave Maximum Ride character: I don't know Iggy's pretty awesome though

Fave CoAD character: Wolf

Fave PJO character: Percy or Thalia

Fave Death by denim character: Seth (KYA!!!)

Fave Shugo Chara character: Ikuto

Fave Mahou Sensei Negima character: Nagi( the dad not the kid)

Fave Fruits Basket character: Kyo

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

52) I will not tell everyone that Remus has a diseased bunny and to ask him about his 'fluffy little problem'

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

"Well exuse me for trying to help with your- might I remind you- first-ever date with Dylan."-Nevermore

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Computer screen, book I just looked at, table, chair, basket, headphones, history notebook, printer, empty juice box,braclet,(I'm messy okay?)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

um...I think it was The legend of Korra

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

5:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:00 (oh yeah!)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The heater my mom insists on putting in the room

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Walking the dog

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My history essay that I'm supposed to be doing

9. What are you wearing?

Clothes. And I hope you are too.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yep. I dreamt I went to Camp-half blood and my friend ended up wearing a nig pink puffy dress, while I was rolling on the floor laughing at her.(She was claimed by Aphrodite)

11. When did you last laugh?

At my dog a couple minutes ago when she ate some dental floss and breath mints

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

a painting

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My dog eating dental floss, a picture of corn with glitter glue on it, my dad telling someone he's in the witness protection program, I could on and on

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I think whoever made this is a stalker but I'm bored so, hey what the heck?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets ( for the fifth time)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A whole bunch of videogames, lots of books, a house, a plane ticket to Canada.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Your a quiz, you barley know anything about me at all, but um, My dogs name is Sadie

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

give everyone who deserves it wings like in Maximum Ride and oh I don't know, end world hunger or something

19. Do you like to dance?

Yep, but I suck at it though, I like singing too, but I suck at that too

20. George Bush:

Why on earth would you name a bush George. Why couldn't you call him Dylan the bush? :P

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Evangeline or Saphire (I like fancy names)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Cole, Keith or James

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Um, I kind of do.

77 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers

#1: When the PA comes on, scream "I HEAR THE VOICES!" and run around the class room.

#2: Bring a cheesy top hat to school. When the teacher tells you to "put on your thinking cap", put it on and claim that it is your thinking cap.

#3: If the teacher stops lecturing, clap your hands and chant "Don't stop! Don't stop!"

#4: Perform the classic "pin on the teacher's chair" prank

#5: Randomly shout out "Will you be my FRIEND?" (much like Klemper!)

#6: When your reading teacher asks if you read the assignment, casually say "I saw the movie."

#7: When you are caught doing something bad, such as talking, blame it on your imaginary friend

#8: Make a really big deal out of random things

#9: Make a huge show out of going up to the board to do a problem

#10: When talking about different cities/states/countries in Social Studies, claim "I went there!" for each one

#11: Whisper loudly for no apparent reason

#12: If a teacher mentions anything having to do with a song you know, stand up and belt out that song

#13: Bring a really strong and/or disgusting perfume/body spray and permeate the air inside of the classroom

#14: If a teacher asks you a question, smile slyly and say "It's a secret," mysteriously

#15: Drop your books on the floor periodically

#16: Hack into the PA system so that every time it comes on, it plays "Barbie Girl", the "Barney" theme song, or the "GhostBusters" theme song

#17: If a teacher asks you a question, snap at them and say "Hey! I ask the questions here, not you, buster!"

#18: Draw smiley faces everywhere

#19: Stay in the bathroom for a really long time

#20: Sing the school song at random times

#21: Go crazy with whoopee cushions

#22: Whenever there is lightning/thunder, scream like a girl and dive under your desk

#23: Randomly turn to the empty desk next to you and pretend to hold it hostage

#24: Talk in an annoying accent all day

#25: Run down the halls screaming "IT'S COMING!" When asked what, scream and get in their face "Don't you know? IT'S COMING!"

#26: Host a jocks versus nerds food fight

#27: Bring a stuffed animal to school. Act like it's a live thing all day.

#28: Talk like a combination of Mr. Lancer and Technus the whole day (oh the horror…)

#29: Randomly scream "OH MY GOSH! It's HANNAH MONTANA!"

#30: Hack into the computer system

#31: Bring your cell phone to class and set it for a really annoying ringtone. When it begins to ring, let it play until it's all done, then say "Oh, was that MY phone?"

#32: On a completely random day, throw a surprise birthday party for your teacher

#33: Criticize your teacher's favorite sports team

#34: Fill in your verbal answers with lots of "fillers" (that is, "ers", "ums", "uhs", etc.)

#35: On a test/worksheet, put down "I don't know" for every question, even if it's multiple choice

#36: In computer class, randomly scream "IT'S NOT WORKING!" When encountered, say "Are you BLIND? IT'S NOT WORKING!"

#37: When talking about the weather, fake a forecast in a deep weatherman voice (or act like Lance Thunder)

#38: Pose or freak out at the security cameras

#39: Repeatedly ask teachers for their autographs

#40: In the middle of a lecture, shout "HEY! I'm doing something over here you know! Jeez, some people are RUDE!"

#41: Stand outside of the classroom and act like a security guard. Ask people trying to get in for an ID

#42: During a tornado drill, grab the fire extinguisher and spray it all around

#43: Pull the fire alarm

#44: Come to school in your pajamas. When a teacher asks you about it, have a meltdown

#45: Go into the bathroom. When a teacher goes in, scream "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

#46: "Graffiti" all over the whiteboard/chalkboard

#47: When there is a substitute, say "No, no, no, you're supposed to do it THIS way," to everything they say or do

#48: Come to school dressed as a superhero, Dora the Explorer, or Boots the monkey.

#49: If the teacher is late, help out by "taking over"

#50: If you disagree about something, start a huge rebellion

#51: In band, when the teacher tells you to stop, keep playing. When he/she finally gets your attention, say "That meant to stop? I wondered why everyone else stopped playing suddenly!"

#52: Advertise a "trash the teacher's lounge" event secretly

#53: When a teacher comes down the hallway, scream and jump into your locker

#54: Talk in rhyme all day. When asked about it, blame the GhostWriter (in rhyme, of course!)

#55: Write/say all of your answers in code/another language that your teacher doesn't know

#56: Change all of the clocks

#57: Place alarm clocks in random parts of the room and set them off so that they go off every five minutes

#58: When given an assignment, break down and cry "I CAN'T DO THIS!"

#59: Wear a bag over your head

#60: Do something annoying during a test

#61: In gym, when the teacher announces you'll be wrestling/boxing, stand up and proclaim "Violence is NOT the answer!"

#62: Take a sleeping pill so that you sleep during class

#63: If a ghost comes into the class, throw the Fenton Thermos at the teacher's head and smile innocently

#64: Spill balls all over the floor

#65: Shout out random things

#66: When given an 'F', say that you failed fashionably

#67: Wear slippers to school. When encountered, say "SHH! I'm spying!" in a loud whisper

#68: Dump sticky stuff EVERYWHERE

#69: In gym class, if hit even the slightest bit, act melodramatic. When encountered by the teacher, say "I see the light" dramatically

#70: Flip everything upside down

#71: Poke teachers in the stomach repeatedly. When encountered, say "I'm seeing I you're a robot, cause you drone a lot!"

#72: Give play-by-play commentary on everything

#73: Chew gum in class and make a big deal out of it

#74: When a teacher mentions something about you or your name, yell "STOP MOCKING ME!"

#75: Keep asking for Band-Aids. When asked about it, say "I'm making a modern art masterpiece! Why must everybody criticize me?"

#76: When answering a question orally, blather on and on

And for the Grand Finale…

#77: Get all of the kids to do a "High School Musical" thing all day

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You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.

2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.

3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.

4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.

5. You claim you have wings. (now see I do/don't do that but one of my freinds do. Im the only one, besides my friend, that I know who gets the joke)

6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.

7. You daydream about meeting the flock.

8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.

9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.

10. You study about birds.

11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.

12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.

13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.

14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.

15. You are counting down the days for the next book.

16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.

17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.

18. You hate dog crates.

19. You think scientists are evil.

20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.

21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.

22. You've found a new respect for blind people.

23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.

24. You say 'U and An’ a lot.

25. You think you have a Voice like Max.

26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.

27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.

28. You know what 'Fax' is.

29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.

30. You claim to have brain attacks.

31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.

32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.

33. You daydream of flying.

34. You love chocolate chip cookies.

35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.

36. If you want to become a writer because of MR

37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.

38. If you love Fan-fiction.

39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.

40. You want a talking dog.