Come on, take a step towards me,
So you can figure me out,
I've been hoping,and praying for a single way,
To show you what I'm all about,
And I know, and I know this is the only way of pleasing the crowd,
But when this is over and done with and we walk away,
There should be no doubts

So let's get a little closer now,
Let's get a little closer now

You say, you say that we're all tied up,
And wrapped around in useless, states of mind,
But at the same time we're still young,
We have the time to realize that we were wrong

Come on love, run with me,
Get the hell out of this town,
So we can get a better feel for each other,
I'll take you, back to, when you,
Remembered how you used to
Just live your life a little for me,
Take the time to let it go,
Step away and watch me grow

So let's get a little closer now,
Let's get a little closer now

You say, you say that we're all tied up,
And wrapped around in useless, states of mind,
But at the same time we're still young,
We have the time to realize that we were wrong

You can stay if you want to,
And I'll write to you and tell you how you've always been so special to me
You can stay if you want to, and I’ll try...
You can stay if you want to,
And I'll write to you and tell you how you've always been so special to me
You can stay if you want to, and I’ll try
To keep you close to me (x3)

You say, you say that we're all tied up,
And wrapped around in useless, states of mind,
But at the same time we're still young,
We have the time to realize that we were wrong

Song By The Scene Aesthetic- Song Beauty In The Break down

STUPID THINGS PEOPLE SAY

NEWS REPORTS*

-So far, only one person has survived yesterday's plane crash off the coast of California.

-The dead man has not yet been notified.

-There's a stalled car going west on Sunset Highway.

-A Norwich Union customer collided with a cow. Some of the questions and answers on the claim form were as follows:
Q: What warning was given by you?
A: Horn
Q: What warning was given by the other party?
A: Moo

REAL RESUMES/COVER LETTERS*

Dear Sir or Madman, . . .Following is a grief overview of my skills.

Hope to hear from you, shorty.

I am a rabid typist.

I have a keen eye for derail.

I'm attacking my résumé for you to review.

My work ethics are impeachable.

CONVERSATION BETWEEN A HELP DESK CALLER AND A NOVELL NETWARE SYSOP:

Caller -- Hello, is this Tech Support?
SysOp -- Yes, it is. How may I help you?
Caller -- The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?
SysOp -- I'm sorry, but did you say "cup holder"?
Caller -- Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer.
SysOp -- Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped; it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotion or at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?
Caller -- It came with my computer; I don't know anything about a promotion. It just has "4X" on it.
SysOp -- That would be the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive.

CONVERSATION BETWEEN TECH SUPPORT AND A GUY WITH A GOOD SENCE OF DIRECTION :

Tech -- Click on the "My Computer" icon on the left of the screen.
Guy -- Do you mean your left or mine?

SIGN THAT SAYS EXACTLY WHAT HELPER TELLS THE MAN ABOUT THE PICTURES

Yokel (after staring at the sign for a long time) -- How much are the pictures?

Helper (pointing to the sign and reading) -- You can get one large photo for $5.95, two small photos for $7.95, or a set of all three for $11.95.

Yokel (after staring at the sign a little longer) -- Okay. How many do you get?

Helper -- Well, you can get one large photo for $5.95, two small photos for $7.95, or a set of all three for $11.95.

Yokel -- Oh. Do I have to get all three?

Helper -- No, you can get one large photo for $5.95 or two small photos for $7.95.

Yokel -- Well, is it okay if my kid just talks to Santa and doesn't have his picture taken?

Helper -- Yes.

Before taking this medication,
tell your doctor or pharmacist
if you are allergic to it.

DO NOT STAND UP THROUGH THE SUN ROOF WHILE DRIVING OR WHILE CLOSING IT.

DUAL SPORTS CANVAS CATCHER
FOR BASEBALL, SOFTBALL & FOOTBALL
TWO SPORTS IN ONE

FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY

ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS
POSTPONED FOR
CLASSROOM REPAIRS

What does it mean when a guy (who knows you really like him) flirts with you all class and then tells you he has a girlfriend and then continues to flirt with you?