I started writing stories when I got bored in Math class in 7th grade. That's 3 years writing short stories and small novels. Whether they are short stories or small novels depends on how much I feel like continuing the story. The shortest one I have ever written was a little over one hand-written page long. It was called "Attack of the Killer Meow-Chi's. You know, those little pet-toy-things that are about ten inches tall and they never shut up? Yeah, those. Well, basically, there were five guys who had a knock on the door while eating Cheeze Poofs and watching TV. So one guy answers it and it's a Meow-Chi with a chaingun. The guy dived down, yakned out a 9mm pistol and blew the Meow-Chi to dust.

Now at this point, I got really bored and started writing yet another doomed short story, The War of the Holidays, and I forgot about the Meow-Chis altogether. Later, after many an abandoned story, my friends started pestering me about never finishing my stories. So, to appease their thirst for more of my writing, I finished up the Meow-Chi story with two or three last sentances. All that happened is the guy who shot the Meow-Chi went back to the couch and continued watching TV and eating Cheeze Poofs. When one of the others asked who it was at the door, he calmly replied that it was a "killer Meow-Chi." The person who asked just said, "yeah, okay," and that was the end.

Not my best story ever, but it was kinda funny at the time.

Anyway, back to what I was talking about: me.

The top five things on my to-do list every day are usually:
1. Play video games / surf the web
2. Read Books / write stories
3. Don't watch any musicals
4. Don't vote Republican
5. Poke random people in the gut, laugh in their face, then run away frantically screaming about "gnomes trying to steal my rocking chair."

Usually I just do the first four.

Anyway, if you want to see most of my other works, go to http://www.fictionpress.com/~chaotyk .

And if you want some other cool stuff, but nothing that's really mine, then go to: