Rhovanith Howlett
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Joined 08-08-12, id: 4185247, Profile Updated: 02-15-13

“There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'.”

― Joss Whedon

Hello everyone!

I do not fancy myself a writer, though I do enjoy scribbling down an occasional short story or poem on a scrap of paper. No, I value my status as a reader much more. So, I will likely not be posting any of my creations on this site. Or anywhere in general.

I am here to be a reader, a critic, and maybe even a friend. I am an avid reader, but I am a stickler for grammar and spelling. If you are typing something up on a word processing program, there should be no excuse for avoiding the spell check tool. It is there for a reason.

Regardless of the above statements, I am actually a fairly nice person. I do have a flair for the sarcastic, however. But, if you are looking for an honest, but not vicious, review or opinion, I offer my services.

“Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.”

― Lev Grossman

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The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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