(episode 1)-- Note:I DO NOT own south park! but this is my fan fiction _ This episode starts with a shot of South park elm. inside, the third grade class crowds around Eric and Kenny's desks ask they each eat something that was covered in glue.
CLASS:EWWW,GROSS DUDE,SICK!
Mr. Garrison walks into the room and sets some papers down on his desk.
MR. GARRISON: Okay class take your seats I have an announcement to make!
The class ignores him and continues to be amazed by what ever they are eating
MR. GARRISON: CLASS TAKE YOUR FU*ING SEATS! KENNY, ERIC GO THROW THAT IN THE TRASH!
Kenny and Eric get up and throw the paste ball in the trash
MR. GARRISON: Class we will be having a new student and her name is Alyssa lynn
the class sighs and groans
Kenny raises his hand
MR. GARRISON: (sighs) yes Kenny?
KENNY:Is she hot!?!?he says with a big smile.
MR. GARRISON: Well i don't know see for your self.ALYSSA!yells Mr.Garrison
Alyssa walk in and everyone ESPECIALLY Kenny stared
ALYSSA: Umm..Hi guys
MR. GARRISON: Does that answer your question Kenny?
Kenny doesn't say anything but nodes his head quickly
ALYSSA: Um..Okay then...So were do sit?
MR. GARRISON: Well Alyssa don't you want to tell the class a little bit about your self first
ALYSSA: (Thinking for a moment) No im good.Thanks though
MR. GARRISON: (angrily) You set over there by Kenny...Kenny raise your hand.
Kenny's hand pops up in a flash
Stan, Eric,and Kyle all laugh
KENNY: (yell/whispers) SHUT UP!
Alyssa takes her seat and Mr. garrison starts class
ALYSSA: (looks over to see Kenny looking over at her with Googly eyes) Um..Take a picture Hun it lasts longer!
KENNY:I wish i could.he said shyly
Alyssa just looks at him sweetly and passes him a note with her number on it
KENNY:WHOOOHOOO!!!
MR. GARRISON: KENNY BE QUIET
ALYSSA: Sorry Mr.garrison that was my fault!
Mr garrisons eyes widen
MR. GARRISON: ALYSSA LYNN...KENNY MCCORMIK GET DOWN TO THE OFFICE NOW!!!
KENNY: WHAT...WHY we didn't do anything wrong!!!
ALYSSA:YEAH!
MR. GARRISON: PRINCIPALS NOW!!!!
BOTH: Fine Jess _ outside of Principal Victoria's office we can here her yelling at Clyde
ALYSSA: so what do you think we got in trouble for?
KENNY: He most-likely thought we did something sexual or something like that.. Ha-ha
ALYSSA: I'm sure we didn't get in trouble for that
Clyde walks out and we walk in
MRS. VICTORIA:so what are you in here for?she asked sweetly
KENNY: Well she passed me a note with her number on it and i jumped up and went WHOOHOO,then she said it was her fault that i did that and the old fart sent us up here!
MRS. VICTORIA: Oh well..Just dont let it happen again okay
BOTH: okay _ Back in the class room they take there sets right as the lunch bell rings
Alyssa and Kenny walk to lunch together with Kyle and Stan
KYLE: Man it SUCKS that Chef doesn't work here anymore
STAN-KENNY: Yeah,I know right
ALYSSA: so were do we sit
STAN: over were that fat-ass is siting
ALYSSA: oh okay.she says laughing
CARTMAN: UM..Guys why is there a chick at the f*ing table
ALYSSA: Oh do you have a problem with it?!?! Because if u do...You can move!! she says with a sweet smile!
KENNY,STAN,KYLE are laughing there asses off while yelling BURNED!
Cartman gets up and yells(SLUT!)
ALYSSA: BEEN CALLED WORSE!!
STAN,KENNY,KYLE: DUDE YOUR AWESOME!
ALYSSA: Thanks.she said with a smile
the bell rings and lunch is over _ after a couple hours pass school is over
KENNY: Alyssa wait up!!!
Alyssa slows down and lets Kenny catch up with her
KENNY: Do you wanna come over and hang out with me Stan and Kyle today
ALYSSA: yeah sure but what bus do i get on?
KENNY: well were do you live?
ALYSSA: 1254364
KENNY: Oh that's the house right next to mine so just follow me!
Kenny grabs Alyssa's hand and pulls her on the bus
CARTMAN: OH GREAT!!..NOW THE SLUT RIDES OUR BUS JUST GREAT!!
KENNY,ALYSSA: SHUT THE HELL UP FAT BOY!!!!!
STAN: yeah Cartman she is really cool
Kyle: yeah Cartman
CARTMAN: SHUT UP JEW BOY!!
ALYSSA:My God..CARTMAN IM REALLY SURPRISED YOU EVAN HAVE FRIENDS YOU ARE SUCH A F*ING JERK!!!
Cartman is silent for the rest of the time on the bus _ we finally reach the bus stop
Alyssa,Kenny,Stan,Kyle,and Cartman all get off the bus(Cartman is still pissed but no one really cares)
KENNY: So Stan,Kyle, Alyssa you guys can come over later right?
STAN: Um..yeah i guess
KYLE: yeah
ALYSSA: Um..I don't know ill have to ask.You wanna come?
ALYSSA,KENNY: BYE GUYS!
ALYSSA: well this is my house come on in!
KENNY: okay..
ALYSSA: MMMMMOOOOOMMMMMM!
Yes? says Traci(Alyssa's mom) as she walked in from the kitchen
ALYSSA: Mom this is my friend Kenny!
TRACI: Hello Kenny im Traci Alyssa's mom
ALYSSA: so can i go over and hang out with him Stan and Kyle
TRACI: I guess Alyssa but be home by 9:00
ALYSSA: thanks mom(and kisses her on the cheek)
Kenny and Alyssa walk over to Kenny's house
KENNY:MOM...DAD!?!?
Stuart and Carol: WHAT!
KENNY:Come meet my friend Alyssa!
Stuart and Carol walk into were we were
CAROL: Oh she is so pretty Kenny. Is she your girl friend?
ALYSSA AND KENNY(at the same time) :NO. were just friends.we say awkwardly.
staurt: so are you the little girl who moved in next to us?
ALYSSA: yes sir i am.
Alyssa and Kenny walk to Kenny's bedroom and set on his bed. and after a short silence Kenny says
KENNY:so were did you move from?
ALYSSA: an old boring town in Kentucky..I know what your thinking(Oh my god she is a hillbilly)!!!haha!
KENNY: No that's not what i was thinking.he said shyly
just then we heard a knock at the door
KENNY: Come in guys
STAN: awww! did we interrupt something! he said with a smirk on his face!
ALYSSA: Shut up dude.she said while giggling
KYLE: So what are we going to do?
KENNY:we could...
ALYSSA: OMG! we should play ding-dong ditch on Eric! who is in
KENNY,STAN,KYLE:YEAH!
they all walk out of the house and over to Eric's porch really quiet and ring the doorbell and take off running!
there is a tree in Eric's front yard so Alyssa and Kenny hide there.and Stan and Kyle hide on the other side of the house
(Eric answers the door) CARTMAN :hello...Hello...HELLO!!! IS ANYONE THERE!!!!!
he gets pissed and shuts the door and goes back inside! and we run back over to Kenny'sand Alyssa looks down at her watch.
ALYSSA: $hit!!!
KENNY: what?!?!
ALYSSA: Im 30 minutes late! BYE! see ya tomorrow!
KENNY,STAN,KYLE: BYE!! See ya tomorrow