Dear FanFictioners,

You know who cares what I write on here? Exactly no one, that's who.

I mean, let's be honest: it'd be delusional to think otherwise. When was the last time you scrolled all the way through someone's novel-length profile and read every single cliched copy-paste quote that's already on every other profile? It's gotten to the point now where no one even bothers to read profiles, because the only information that's actually about the person is shit like:

age: go away, perve! :o)

sex: female

i dont update much and lurrrrrve x, y, z fandoms and x, y, z pairings

And then the rest is just that copy-paste bullshit that no one actually reads.

So, I am going to keep this brief and try not to get into the stuff that nobody actually cares about. I love to write, though lately I've discovered that I don't enjoy writing fanfiction as much as I thought I did (in short: don't grow to expect frequent updates). Also, I'm usually fairly apathetic toward my ships.

I'm pretty good at debating and tend to present my opinion well and back it up solidly, though I mostly tend to steer clear of debating/arguing because I prefer to remain objective.

I like to listen to music I can read into. I enjoy reading and interpreting poetry. I'm in fandoms of most mediums, including cartoons, novels, graphic novels, anime, YouTube channels, etc. Aaaand you've stopped reading this already, haven't you?

Well, if you've stuck with me this far, one last thing before I sum this up:

Copy-paste this onto your profile if you're sick of people copy-pasting stuff like this onto their profiles.

Favorite quotes:

"I don't talk things...I talk the meanings of things. I sit here and know I am alive." - Ray Bradbury (in Fahrenheit 451)

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make when they go by." - Douglas Adams

"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you."- Maya Angelou