A girl and guy were speeding over 100 M.P.H. on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him.
Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
This is super sweet. Really... If you read it and think that it's sweet, copy and paste it into your profile!

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

And now I ask: what is wrong with loving anime characters?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

My Favourite quotes. WARNING- there are a lot!

Fairy Tail

Natsu: There are 2 Erza's! What the hell is that? a grand monster battle of some sort! Is this world coming to an end?

Elfman: How can a snake fly? It's not even a man!

Gray: Lady if you don't mind, please lend me your underwear.

Aquarius: What!? Next time you'll summon me in a toilet!

Erza: My strawberry cake... :(

Happy: Why are you blue? Because I'm a cat.

Loke: Do you understand the great sorrow from a shooting star when it can't return to the heavens?

Lucy: What I want isn't money or pretty dresses, but a place that recognizes me as who I am. Fairy Tail is my home, and it is a far more warming family than here!

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT doesn't make you SKINNY,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

Cαℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,

Cαℓℓιηg мє WEIRD doesn't мαкє уσυ NORMAL

Cαℓℓιηg мє USELESS doesn't мαкє уσυ USEFUL

Cαℓℓιηg мє GUILTY ωση'т мαкє уσυ INNOCENT,

Cαℓℓιηg мє BORING ωση'т мαкє уσυ FUN,

Cαℓℓιηg мє SHY ωση'т мαкє уσυ OUTGOING,

Cαℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST,

Cαℓℓιηg мє α LOSER ωση'т мαкє уσυ α WINNER,

Cαℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,

Cαℓℓιηg мє α COWARD ωση'т мαкє уσυ BRAVE,

Caℓℓιηg мє α SLAVE ωση'т мαкє уσυ α MASTER,

Cαℓℓιηg мє α FAILURE ωση'т мαкє уσυ SUCCESSFUL.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Repost if...

98% of girls would faint if Justin Beiber walked in the room. Repost if your the 2% that would tell him to make you a sandwich.

80% of people wouldn't do much if someone said "FairyTail sucks". Repost if your the 20% that would just tell Natsu to go burn their house.

Repost if your a NaLu believer!!!

Repost this link if you suddenly feel like crying while watching this:

Repost if your a fan of DestinysRequiem! :D

Repost if you think that it's strange that Irigor and Lyon from FT look alike...

Repost if you agree that when it comes to confessions, Hiro Mashima is the king of trolls.

Repost if you don't always watch Fairytail, but if you do nobody sees you for a month.

Repost If you think Gajeel Red-fox is still a better singer than Justin Beiber.

Repost if one of the most scarring things you can ever think of involves Ichiya from fairytail, fangirls, and short shorts.

You can say what you want. I don't care.

I don't care if you think I'm a monster

I don't care if you think I'm unpopular

I don't care if you think I'm weird

I don't care if you think I'm random

I don't care if you think that the things I like are stupid

I don't care if you want me to drop dead

I don't care if you think I'm stupid

I don't care if you want to see my tears or not

I don't care if you insult me because of everything I do
I don't care if you tell lies about me

I don't care if you threaten me or hit me

BUT

I do care if your being bullied

I do care if your losing your friends

I do care if others think your weird

I do care if you blurt out things without warning

I do care about the things you are interested

I do care if you try to commit suicide

I do care about things you either fail or accomplish

I do care about your feelings, I never want to see you cry

I do care if people insult you when you walk around the hallways

I do care about the lies they tell, and I swear I'll prove them wrong

I do care if you are hurt or in pain

Why?

Because, friend or not, we are still human beings. I don't care if anyone says things about me, I just care about you and your feelings.

I care because I can, and because not many people can understand you like I do.

Even if I can't understand anything you feel, I will try, I swear it.

We are human, it's what we do.

So let me ask you this.

Would you care about me too?

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here.
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir. When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Repost (or put on your page) if you HATE racism...

Fairytail fanfic Challenge!! Order your favorite Fairy Tail Characters, then answer the questions!

1. Natsu

2. Lucy

3. Gray

4. Erza

5. Mira

6. Sting

7. Laxus

8. Rogue

9. Gajeel

10. Juvia

Questions!!

1. Have you ever read a 5/10 Fanfiction before?

No and I don't plan to

2. Do you think 3 Is hot? How Hot?

YAS!!! He is my screen saver and I loves him

3. What would Happen if six got one pregnant?

That's not possible xD

4. Do you recall any good Fanfic's about nine?

Yeah some, I don't remember the names though

5. Would Seven and Two make a good couple?

YAS! I think they would be a awesome couple but I LOVE NALU

6. Four/Eight or Four/Nine?

NEITHER!!!

7. What would happen if seven discovered Three and Eight had had a secret relationship?

I don't know if Laxus would care, Mira on the other hand would freak out. But Laxus would do nothing

8. Make a summery of at least twenty words of a two/six fanfic.

They came from different guilds, but the forbidden love is the best kind of love. See what happens when a egotistic Kitty meets a peppy Fairy.

(sorry I suck at summaries! D=)

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

NO!!!

10. Suggestions for a one/five hurt/comfort fic?

Nope. That would never happen

11. One kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

I don't think Erza can seduce people, and Natsu is oblivious anyway so he wouldn't know what's going on.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read seven/nine slash?

NOPE!

13. If you wrote a song fic about number ten, what song would you use?

For before she joined Fairy Tail

Monster by Skillet

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fanfic, what would the warning be?

LOTS OF LANGUAGE! If you cant read that stuff turn back now!

15. What pick up Line might eight use on five?

Rogue NEVER TALKS!!! I don't think he would use a pick up line anyway!