I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...

A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.

The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU

Due to a moment of inattentiveness on his first C-Rank, Uchiha Itachi aged 7 loses the very individual he should be watching. Hopefully he can get his pint-sized diaper-clad charge back before anyone realizes that he's missing...Meanwhile, Uzumaki Naruto aged 2 is having the time of his life as he explores the world around him and makes friends with the Konoha wildlife.

His life was never normal, then it becomes truly abnormal. He must save a world he never cared for, but with others ... he can care. H/Hr and maybe others. Rated M to be safe.

Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi

When Xander dressed up as a game character during Halloween, he ended up enpowering the whole scooby gang as well as keeping the abilities to create random dungeons. As the scoobies go dungeon crawling, they will find rare treasures and more...

Harry never wanted to be a teacher, especially not for a much too hyperactive neon-orange brat of a boy, but a favor promised is a favor kept. Features a quasi-super-but-reluctant!Harry and a motivated-but-not-super!Naruto. ON HOLD, considering rewrite.

He was set for a life of pain, of hate, of suffering, and of sorrow. A gift changed all that, a gift, that was power unequaled. With this power, he will change the world and all that exists in it, be they the gods of the pantheon, or the devils of hell...

A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.

After the final battle things are tense and Harry finds help in and old magic. Harry/Luna/Hermione

StargateBabylon 5 crossover. A SGC ship fighting the Goauld discovers that they aren't the only enemy Earth has to worry about. Now Completed, Look out for Book two.