Hello gravy people of Earth,

My name: Sasha

Obsessed with: the Internet, THE SISTERS GRIMM, PJO, Of Monsters And Men, Wicked (The musical), Frozen, Fanfiction, etc.

I'm augustus_noticed_hazel on Instagram.

I love poetry, drawing, creative writing, sketching, music, and playing the harp.

I've always been fascinated with happy endings, fairy tales, and Snow White, so when I found the Sisters Grimm, I couldn't be happier to know that Snow White wasn't some dazed (I'll admit it), dumb, naive little girl who couldn't take responsibility for herself, and that she truly was, throughout the the story, a changed person. Normal people would say I mean a person of worth.

So, I'll be writing MOSTLY about The Sisters Grimm. (And maybe Maximum Ride, The Mortal Instruments, or The Hunger Games.)

The Sisters Grimm Pledge:

I promise to remember Sabrina,

Whenever I blow a gasket

I promise to remember Briar Rose,

When I see someone in a casket

I promise to remember Puck,

When I hear the word "fairy"

I promise to remember Bess,

Whenever I'm in a dairy

I promise to remember Granny

When I see an old lady with a flower in her hair

I promise to remember Veronica,

Whenever someone gives me a glare

I promise to remember Daphne

When I have no earthly cares

I promise to remember Uncle Jake,

Whenever I see someone mourn

I promise to remember Mirror,

When I see someone with a heart of thorns,

I promise to remember Charming,

Whenever I see a cocky guy

I promise to remember Tobias Clay

When I see a sad guy sigh

I promise to not kidnap baby boys

For Basil Jr.'s sake of course,

I promise to remember Moth,

Whenever I see someone use an evil force

I promise to remember TSG,

Wherever I may go,

And buy ninety copies

So I can let my obsession show!

PJO Fans/ Normal People!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

That boy you punched in the hall today? He commit suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart.

ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You have multiple exes.

You think you have what it takes to run for President/Prime Minister. (Sometimes)

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

3/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

3/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

6/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

2/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President/Prime Minister. (Sometimes)

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

6/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

4/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets. (I want to)

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

5/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire. (I want to be)

2/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is "It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. (Umm...Warning?)

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements

5/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

HECATE

Being called 'crazy' is a compliment

You like magic

You like Harry Potter

You're bold

You hate when people think you're the bad guy

You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy

You couldn't care less about fashion

Teddy bears are lethal in your hands

You like being different from everybody else

You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous

6/10

The verdict is... Athena/Hades/Hecate! (I know, it's a weird combination. XD)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

The Athena Cabin (Go old scrolls! Just kidding, I just want to learn ancient Greek, I'd probably just sit around, pestering Annabeth to teach me.)

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Well, it'd be kind of awkward if I dated Nico, since I want him to be my twin brother... Leo!

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Thalia (Or Hazel, or Piper, or Annabeth)

Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

KRONOS! I used to hate Luke, now I feel bad for him. Also Gaea!

5.Your Favorite PJatO book

The Titans Curse

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Nico/Thalia

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Hecate, though Hades would DEFINITELY be my godly parent.

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Scream, ask for an autograph, and kidnap him.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Thalia. (Best taste in music!)

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Percy because then we'd just swim away. Or Leo because he could build us a way out.

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Scream and run away with my arms flailing around in the air.

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Percabeth! (DUH!)

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

I take whoever's side make more sense to me in the argument. (Most likely Hades/Poseidon.)

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Studying Ancient Greek/learning how to get magic fire powers/listening to a Hades of a lot of Green Day, Flyleaf, Sisters Of Mercy, etc.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

"How about... run?"

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

When he's about to hurl the water at Thalia but then it just splashes back into the waterbed.

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

“With great power comes the great need to take a nap.”

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Hades's little speech when he decides to support his family and tells Kronos. Also, when Zeus tries to thank Poseidon and Hades.

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

"You wouldn't happen to mean away?"

20. Favorite Random Moment?

The first kiss between Percabeth. It was just so romantic and sweet and... COMPLETELY RANDOM! I mean where in Hades did THAT come from?! (In a good way!)