Despite the image my name invokes, I'm female and an English speaker from the United States. I doubt I'd call myself patriotic though, and I'm government paranoid.

For all I know, they are watching me right now. *Crawls under desk*

Anyway, despite not having an account for most of it, I've been reading fanfiction for at least 7-9 years, and as of five years ago, a budding writer. I'm unemployed, but procrastinate often, so when I finally decide to write my ideas instead of simply giving them out, I don't think I'll have a good posting schedule.

I'm high functioning autistic, with a penchant for talking too much and zoning out in class, or reading whenever I'm NOT supposed to be.

The fandoms I'm in as of recently/never left are Fullmetal Alchemist/Brotherhood, Bleach, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters, Durarara!! and Dragon Age (If a game series counts)

Favorite Quotes-

I don't believe in god. There's no proof he exists. In a world where there isn't even proof of the future, the past exists. Even if it's tainted with misunderstandings and delusions, if the people themselves believe in it, the past is the truth to them. And, if you base your actions or your life around it, in a way, it's a type of god itself. ~ Izaya Orihara

Dying means to be gone. And what goes, is not your pain, but your existence itself. But in your mind, you think that you’d have a sense of “nothing” after you die. How can you call that “nothing”? In other words, you don't even have an idea of what death is really like. ~ Izaya Orihara

You want to bring back someone that you've lost. You might want money. Maybe you want women. Or, you might want to protect the world. These are all common things people want. Things that their hearts desire. Greed may not be good, but it's not so bad, either. You humans think greed is just for money and power! But everyone wants something they don't have. ~ Greed

I think people should try to ignore their race, and just treat each other as equals. ~ Edward Elric

I'm here to set things right. Also, to look dashing. That part's less difficult ~ Dorian Pavus

I have no doubt that some are good and noble men, strong enough to resist temptation. But how many temptations do you wish to offer a man before he will give in? ~ Fenris

I've finally written my first story. It's called Safe Journey, and it's for the Dragonage universe. It's a backstory for my first Inquisitor, Azazel Lavellan.

Safe Journey

Years before the Conclave, before he had ever met Dorian and learned that not all from Tevinter were cruel, Azazel Lavellan loved another. When his Clan travelled along the Tevinter border for the Winter, they were attacked by slavers while he had been out hunting, and the Keeper's First had run off without him.

Azazel had children to save and wolves to fight, but would it really be all that easy to save a wounded halla in the process?

Here's the archive link for them as well.