Vivien is small woman with big fears. Jack is a dirty pirate with a cutlass and a pistol. Vivien is the heir to a fortune she doesn't want. Jack would gladly take it...but no one seems to remember where it is.

My first-ever fanfic...ever...heheh This fic's told in first person from Jack's point-of-view. His life-story, starting roughly somewhere near the begining. Like Jack, this fic is usually funny, many times ironic, and always a little strange.

AU FIC.(BriseisAchilles). The Trojan war was prevented and peace with Sparta was made. What happens when Priam's niece is abducted and forced into slavery?

Will and Elizabeth's wedding plans are thrown off by a new curse on the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and the the Black Pearl run into old friends, famous pirates, a mysterious sword, and battle the sea itself! Just in time for the movie come out: COMPLETE!

How Jack sacked Nassau port without firing a single shot - angry puritanical mobs, rum, sugar plantations, the odd donkey, and Captain Jack Sparrow, the Revolutionist!

An unscrupulous slave ship captain, a royal gem, and a perilous hunt that will span sea and storm Jack and Will embark on adventure once more. COMPLETE!

Jack is captured by an enemy pirate captain.

When Liz's mother turns up on her wedding day, instead of getting married, Liz and Will find themselves whisked across the ocean to save the brother she never knew she had.

REPOSTED - Jack uses his knowledge about leverage to his advantage. Please read and review, it's my first fanfiction attempt.