Good (morning/afternoon/evening/night) folks.

I'm Aaronpoe. Pleasure to meet you all.

Damn, it's hot out there, eh?

Real (full) Name: Aaron Wilbert Adler Powell

Pen Names: AaronPoe, A. W. Powell

Physical Description: I breathe. Come on girls, you know that's attractive... unless you're corpse lovers. In which case... I'll film it.

Profession(s): World Conqueror; Writer; Film Critic

Hobbies: Writing; Opposing the government; Oppressing the peasants; drugging the milkshakes and drinks of girls 16 and over.

Age: 23

Music:...a little bit of everything, except the stuff that sounds like incomprehensible mumbling fused with screaming and the banging of trash can lids.

Movies: All comic book movies (minus Catwoman, Elektra, Fantastic Four, Batman from the 60's, Punisher from the 80's, and Batman and Robin), all Kevin Smith movies, all Star Wars movies, all Indiana Jones movies, all Back to the Future movies, all movies with Bill Murray in them except The Life Aquatic, all movies written by, directed by, or starring Harold Ramis or Dan Akroyd, Saw I and II, all Disney movies made before Lilo and Stitch came out, all Pixar movies... this is a long list...

Video Games That Kick Too Much Rear To Not Be Mentioned: Legend of Zelda (whole series), Super Smash Bros. (both), God of War (both), all Mario games, the 2D Sonic games, Resident Evil 2, 4 & 5, Batman Returns on the Super Nintendo, R.A.D., Kingdom Hearts (I, II, and Chain of Memories), Metal Gear Solid (1, 3 and 4), Final Fantasy III, VII, VIII, and IX, and Blast Corps.

Pairings I want To See Happen: Yuffie/Vincent, Cloud/Aeris, Axel/Namine, Edea/Seifer, Selphie/Irvine, Vivi/any female (poor guy totally deserves some love), Bruce/any female (same here).

Need me for some reason and can't get in contact with me? Try a seance! And, should your spiritual aid not be able to reach me, well, one, they suck at their job, and two, disconnect their computer from their crystal ball, and E-mail me at awapowell@gmail.com. So I should never be too far out of reach for anyone... please, no spam people.

Hope that amused you slightly.