Sakura.x.Blossomhide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. My name is Sakura.x.Blossom. Since that's a BIT long, you can call me Sakura. In reality I'm quite shy, but on the internet I feel more - ah - free. The characters I am in love with from anything and everything are: Lucius Malfoy, Captain Jack Sparrow, Yakushi Kabuto, Jiraiya, Hatake Kakashi, Captain Hook (Jason Isaacs version), Alucard, Enrico Maxwell and some others that I've forgotten... Other favourite characters of mine to write about or just in general are: Severus Snape, Crookshanks, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Orochimaru, The Phantom of the Opera, those Chinese twins in PoTC3 that died early on, Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, Alexander Anderson, Numair Salmalin, Veralidaine Sarrasri and a few others I've forgotten as well... I wholeheartedly support Hufflepuff as the Best Hogwarts House, aside from the sparkly vampire masquerading as a student called 'Cedric Diggory'. I'm glad we killed -- Er, I mean, I'm glad he died at the hands of Dark Wizards. Certainly not Evil Hufflepuffs (EH for short). Not that there are Evil Hufflepuffs... . Updates (Which, really, seldom happen): 22/12/09 aka near Christmas. Can you believe it's been 8 whole months since last I updated? What's that? Yes, you can? ... shush, you. Now, since I've finally got my fanfiction muse back (sort of), I will assault the people who still watch me with a new story, or parody. (Probably the latter, as I'm in a mocking mood.) (Tis the season to be caustic, and all.) Uhhh, Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, seasons greetings, etc, etc... |
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You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
A Father's Right by MetamorphmagusLupin reviews
AU. Overprotective and consistently stubborn, Severus Snape believes that he knows what is best for his daughter. It will be interesting to see how she feels about that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Dark Autumn by Yardil reviews
Alex Wilkinson has few marriage prospects and the weight of family on her shoulders, but a pair of match-making interlopers set her up with the new Potions Master. Things rapidly go from bad to worse as she finds herself the pawn in a deadly game.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Severus S., OC
Black Jack by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Sequel to "Plaything". Set in the near future, a new mysterious villain walks the streets of Gotham, catching the attention of the almost-retired Joker. But there's much, much more to Jackie than just another interest in the Joker's eyes--or Nightwing's
Batman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008
Gods and Kings by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. Wherein Watson is terribly distracting.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Part Fever, Part Slow Death by auri mynonys reviews
Gríma wants to tell Éowyn he loves her, but the results once he does are not what he expected. Angst-ridden Yule story for Jareth's Genevieve.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Grima W., Eowyn - Complete
The White King by Human Pikachu reviews
..."Oh...It’s my beautiful prima donna, singing with her heavenly voice... the only one of my chessboard who ever made her own choice." A onesided Erik/Christine poem, written in Erik's point of view.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
An Agreement's Small Print by Lisa Jane reviews
When Jasmine accepts Jafar's proposal in order to save Aladdin, neither had considered the small details that need to be ironed out, or had even expected them to occur... COMPLETE
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,861 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Jasmine, Jafar - Complete
Some People Call Me The Space Cowboy by The Lady Sophrina reviews
Chapter 14 up at long last. Once upon a time, a handsome young man named Jack met a princess named Katie...slightly AU, pre-Batman Begins. Some familiar faces. DISCLAIMER: I own only my OCs and a deep, heartfelt love for the Nolanverse. RIP to the BSA.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,805 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008
Rosary by Yardil reviews
Left alone with a stranger after a battle, it was possibly one of the strangest rosaries that she had ever taken part in. It was also her last.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Alexander - Complete
Picture Trends of Black and White by hikomokushi reviews
Shizune froze. “What?” The blonde woman held her hands out in front of her, trying to work things through her fingertips that she couldn’t with her mind. “What would you do to get Sakura back?” [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,972 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Prophet Interviews Lucius Malfoy by obsessmuch reviews
During his stay in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy was interviewed by a hapless reporter from the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Lucius M., OC - Complete
The Joker Is Back by Adi Sagestar reviews
And there will be hell to pay. Various characters react to the Joker's inevitable escape from Arkham. ONESHOT
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
The White Serpent and the Black Eagle by Dragon Princess Orochiko reviews
My name is Akeelah Kawashi, granddaughter of the first human with no chakra. I thought Orochimaru was kidding when he said this absence was useful to him. The next day, I saw that he wasn't joking as he slid a size 7 gold ring up my left ring finger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,554 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Midnight Memories by AResidentGhost reviews
Erik is unwittingly turned by the infamous Dracula, who leaves him on his own before he awakes into his new unlife. This is his storya story of anger, revenge, destruction, blood, and longing. Follow him on his new journeys. AU, slight crossover E?
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Erik
I Can't Quite Feel You, Johanna by Royal Typewriter reviews
Judge Turpin forgot something very important about the biology of women. Just having some fun. Rated K for a bit of mature content, but if you know women, you already know what it is.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Making Love in Iambic Pentameter by QuiaVeritatis reviews
GN!V and GN!EV Adult themes. Rated M for Mature. Evey attempts to crack V's icy Veneer. What she finds beneath is breathtaking.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Perfection by Tom O'Bedlam reviews
Narcissa visits Lucius in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Mudblood and The Werewolf by Harpygirl24 reviews
A law is passed that states that Muggleborns and Halfbloods must marry Pureblood wizards and witches to save the wizarding world. Based on the Reversal Marriage Law challenge on my own Yahoo site. HGRL, SSGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 93 - Words: 89,119 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Tiger Tiger Brennend Hell by Wolf0307 reviews
Set inside Die Hard. A woman is desperate to make it out of the building alive and offers herself to Hans. The only question is, will she make it out alive... NOT FOR ANYONE UNDER 17
Die Hard - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
Cold Silver by the fish is dead reviews
Dialogue. You've killed us, Lucius, and you don't even see it! Do you think I have any choice? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3919 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Alone by forgetablelove reviews
Ginny stared at Lucius Malfoy's face... DG, Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Ginny W., Lucius M. - Complete
No One Mourns the Wicked by Tom O'Bedlam reviews
Lucius Malfoy was a wicked man. But someone still mourns him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Black by Tom O'Bedlam reviews
A tribute to the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
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Winning reviews
Because winning isn't the same without someone to celebrate your victory on. And nothing screams triumph quite like the smell of blood in the morning... torture, character death, dark, mild OroSaku but in a Predator/Prey sort of way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Badlykept Secrets reviews
A parody on the 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets' movie. Full of Harry stupidity, swearing and general mocking. I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Coveting reviews
After you spend so long wallowing in darkness, it is easy to forget past sacrifices. Living in the lair of the snake is no different. OrochimaruxSakura, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
51 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do To Professor Snape reviews
Three girls decide to create a list of pranks. Who is their intended target? Why, it's Professor Snape of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Severus S.
The Prey And The Predator reviews
- "You can't let your guard down for even a second. Prey need to strain their minds all the time and run around... in the presence of a predator." -OrochimaruxOC, OroOC- Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Orochimaru
And She Might Just Leave You Torn reviews
He caught sight of her and froze, both eyes widening in disbelief. KakashiOC. Song-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete