Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure!

-Harry frigging Potter

Today brilliance outshines any negativity.

-Fortune Cookie

Duct tape is just like the force; it has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

-Intarwebz

If you watch jaws backwards it's about a shark that pukes up people so they had to open up a beach.

-4chan

If your clothes are dry, take them to the dry cleaner. Don't even CONSIDER it if they're wet.

-Matt Chang

Hai. This is me. Under a pen name. Because I have mean intarweb friends that enjoy looking up eachother. And honestly, I'm not so incredibly proud of my writing to show it off to them. ;)

I'm just the bees' knees.