At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

Thanks to Blaise Zabini, 26 year old Draco Malfoy has to pretend to be married to a Muggle-born witch in order to secure a business deal. Who's the best Muggle-born witch for the job? Why, Hermione Granger of course!

A series of funny, SEPERATE one-shots dedicated to sexy-pureblood-abused-cliched!Hermione and GreekGod-redeemed-snarky-cliched!Draco. Features overused plots, bizarre twists, and rampant exploitation of the characters. All in good fun!

Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!

Have you ever been given a breathtakingly, wonderful, incredible kiss? Well, certainly Hermione had, and by the unlikeliest person. Five years later she tell the story for the first time, and encounters with that person once again. DHr

Several years after Hogwarts graduation, Draco and Hermione are horrified to find out that their third-year children are best friends. The worst part (or best, for the author’s plot need)? They’re both single parents.

Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!

DMHG HPOC. Draco is fighting the Dark Lord. But Saint Malfoy? ... I think not. Draco Malfoy wants to become the next Dark Lord and he's going to take Hermione with him. :: Finished, Completed ::

Draco thinks about the war, his loss, the only woman-Hermione-he ever loved, and eventually has to decide between Light and Dark. Short one-shot! Won't take much of your time. Please give it a try.

Hermione Granger turns to an old foe in her darkest hour. Rated M for heterosexual scenes and adult content. LMHG.

Everything Draco's ever known changes when he walks in on a group of mudblood thirsty Slytherins torturing Hermione. Rated R for some graphic stuff.