'Why Me' is about an impulsive teenage girl that somehow gets sucked into the Zelda World. The Legend of Ocarina of Time to be more exact. Rude, outspoken, and hotheaded, Megan tries everything to get back.

400 years before Ganondorf's birth, the Triforce first becomes the object of mortals' desires. Heroes, kings and thieves clash in their bid for its terrible power, heralding the dawn of a new, bloody age in the history of Hyrule. Prequel to OoT and AoL.

When Ganondorf escapes, it's up to Link to save Hyrule yet again... but can he do it with the world's most blatant Mary Sue hanging off his neck? MARY SUE BASHER! FINALLY UPDATED! Sorry this took so long. Life keeps getting in the way.

Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is an update. Link and Ruto continue to explore the Water Temple, while a fight breaks out in the Kakariko Vilalge cemetary.

It's back! The alternate ending to Ocarina of Time redone in correct story format and better than ever! PG13 for violence and innuendo. Mostly Innuendo

Link goes on a quest to save his stupid sister Aryll and the world from Ganondorf, the biggest Spice Girls fan ever to hit the Great Sea. However, the controlling Tetra, nudist Medli, rapist Makar, and fat King of Red Lions aren't much help.