Hey everybody! I am a HUGE fan of this website. lol! Peter Pan is my fave disney movie, and I am writing a fanfic for them right now. Sonny and Chad r a perfect match made in heaven!! They so need to get together already! One of my best friends is Diana-Bo-Banna. YOU NEED TO CHECK OUT HER STORIES!! Also, my favorite Channy fanfic is Behind These Hazel Eyes. Imanillusion, this is the best story in the history of Channy fanfics! :) I hope your laptop feels better, and is up to writing the next chapter! i have awesome parents and friends, and was so surprised to see my profile traffic. I know you all are kinda irritated that i haven't uploaded a story yet (i'm talking to you, Diana and dubblebubble! haha) i will upload my peter pan fanfic as soon as i can, and will start working on a channy one too! farewell and peace out suckas! haha i have some quotes below that you should look at too.

95 persent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are in the 5 that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "DO A FLIP!!"

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

You know your a Sonny With A Chance Fan when...Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance.
Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoo, the ice cream that licks itself.
When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken.
You watch the episodes a week before they air on youtube.
You just wish Channy would form already!
So Far So Great is always stuck in your head.
You think cheese pants are the coolest invention.
You agree that Tawni Town is one heck of a town!
You want a blarmie, the blanket with arms.
Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO!
You wish you could taste the creamy goodness of the fro yo machine.
Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad!
You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper.
You suddenly want to go live in a vent.
Your favorite lipstick is Coco Moco Coco.
You settle things by playing musical chairs.
You do know there are 80 shades of white.
You wrote a complainent letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! cast.
You can't say no to the kiss cam.
You laugh at people who say double duty.
You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: Peace out suckaas!

Your smiling through this whole thing and nodding agreeing with it
You repost this and are proud to call yourself a SWAC Fan.

~Life is like checkers. You need to know which man to move.~

~The perfect man is kind. Kind of tall...Kind of handsome...Kind of rich...~

~Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.~

~If life's fair, then why don't men have PMS?~

~Kissing is healthy.~

~Bananas are good for cramps.~

~It's good to cry.~

~Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.~

~94 of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.~

~Lying is actually unhealthy.~

~Only apply mascara to your top lashes.~

~It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.~

~It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.~

~89 of guys want YOU to make the first move.~

~Chocolate will make you feel better.~

~Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.~

~A good friend never judges.~

~Boys aren't worth your tears.~

~We ALL love surprises.~

The Laws of Flirting:

~When you want to cuddle with him, tell him your cold.~

~During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head onto his shoulder.~

~If he tells you that he loves you, he means it. Tell him you love him, truthfully.~

~When your both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heartbeat.~

~Always try to help a friend in need.~

~Believe in yourself.~

~Be brave...but it's okay to be afraid sometimes.~

~Study hard.~

~Give lots of kisses.~

~Laugh often.~

~Don't be overly concerned with your weight, it's just a number.~

~Always try to see the glass half full.~

~Meet new people, even if they look different to you.~

~Remain calm, even when it seems hopeless.~

~Take lots of naps.~

~Be weird whenever you have the chance.~

~Love your friends no matter who they are.~

~Don't waste food.~

~RELAX~

~Take an occasional risk.~

~Try to have a liitle fun each day...it's important.~

~Work together as a team.~

~Fall in love with someone.~

~Say "I love you" often.~

~Express yourself creatively.~

~Be concious of your appearance.~

~Always be up for surprises.~

~Love someone with all your heart.~

~Share with friends.~

~Watch your step.~

~It will get better.~

~There is always someone who loves you more than you know.~

~Excercise to keep fit.~

~Live up to your name.~

~Seize the moment.~

~Hold on to true friends, they are few and far between.~

~Indulge in the things you truly love.~

~Cherish every Sunday.~

~At the end of the day...PRAY.~

~Smile at least once a day.~

Chad- om, I'm finally alone now. om, i'm never giving back this prop house. om something on my leg, something on my leg. Thats a rat THAT"S A RAT!! AHHH AHHH OH AHHH Tells Sonny after jumping out of the photo booth- So I meditated on it. And uh, i think this prop house means more to you all than it does to me. So...SEE YA! RUNS OUT LIKE A LITTLE GIRL HAHAHAHA

Tawni-Where's your idiot friend? Chad-Bart! waves him over Tawni-Not that idiot!:James!

Quotes From Sonny With A Chance

Peace out Suckas! Bwa ha!

If you buy cookies from us, I will hug each and every one of you! Looks into crowd and sees cute girl -"especially you"! winks!

Really Sonny, Really?

Chad- Say it. Sonny- I can't! Chad- whispers- say it! Sonny- You're the gr-gr-eatest- actor of our...generation. Chad -winks-Enjoy the game!!

It works! My cold cut catapult works! Later, Zora shoots a piece of cheese at Sonny Sonny- I see it also works with cheese!

Chad- All right let's make this fast. I have to get my teeth whitened in 20 minutes- Did you know there are eighty shades of white?

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! XD Very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

LOLLL!! The last one is my FAVEE

Blonde Jokes

RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side."

KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULLOVER!" "NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

FINAL EXAM The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."

Two blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other, and said "Dude, I gotta crap." The other said "Well, go behind that tree and crap." The first one said "But I don't have any paper to wipe with." The other blonde replied "But you have a dollar, don't you?" The first blonde said "Oh, yeah, thanks, thats a good idea. I'll use that." He left and came back with crap all over his hands and clothes. The other blonde said "What happened?" The first blonde replied "Have you ever tried to wipe you butt with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"

She was Soooooooo Blonde . .

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She thought General Motors was in the army.

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She studied for a blood test.

She sold the car for gas money.

When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

When she heard that 90 of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

She thought that she could not use her AM radio after lunch.

She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

and the number one...
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

Quick! write down 12 random people from SWAC!

Sonny

Chad

Tawni

Nico

Grady

Zora

Marshall

Josh

Portlyn

Chloe

Dave

James

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

ummm, Zora and Dave!! I dont think so, that would be wrong!!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Grady is only hot when he runs up to the cafeteria, but then he cools himself down with the creamy goodness!! haha

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Ewww, James and Josh?? Weird, and James would be too conceited anyways to even date him in the first place

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Portlyn? Yeah but she was only in a couple parts of it.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Chad and Zora?? HAHAHA NO WAY IN HECK!! CHANNY 4 EVER

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Five/Ten.(Grady/Chloe.) Grady/Portlyn wouldn't work cause you can't date your best friend's crush haha(looking at you Nico)

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

If Marshall walked in on Chad and Josh kissing, he would probably faint. haha thats too weird to even think of

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Tawni feels abandoned by her castmates and starts an unlikely friendship with Chloe.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Sonny and Josh?? I don't think so. Whoever would write one would be out of their minds.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Marshall's New (Marshall is mad because of his hair loss, so James sets him up with a perfectly nice bald woman.) loll

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Tawni?? idk

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Umm, i dont think so. hes not a very big character

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Chad/Nico/Grady?? I would write about Chad!!

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Chloe?? I SECRETLY LOVE GRADY!!

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Josh?? idk maybe the starwars themesong. he seems like a nerd, like all starwars fans are. hahaha jk sry Starwars fans

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sonny/Zora/James? haha probably M for serious pranks to a PLAYER (ahem James ahem)

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Chloe/Chad?? haha probably whatever's written in her script, or "You're the greatest actor of our generation" haha

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Sonny and Josh are in a happy relationship until Grady runs off with Portlyn. After Josh dumps Sonny for James, Zora gets upset and retaliates by dating James. Alone and broken-hearted, Sonny travels in search of a friend. Finally, Sonny meets Nico and Marshall. The three loners meet Chloe, who tells each of them to look for love. Nico finds Tawni, Marshall gets Dave, but now Sonny is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Zora and Chad!! WOWW

19) What would be a good title for this?

Sick and Wrong

20) What would the genre(s) be?

There could never be a genre for this because it would never happen

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

OMG!! I LOVE YOU!! CHAD IS HOT!!

My Boy Side

You love hoodies. X
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. X
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck. X
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (not obsessed, just liked)
you watch sports on TV. X
gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.X
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun. X
Talk with food in your mouth. X
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 11

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick. X
You love to shop. (Kinda) X
You wear eyeliner. X
You wear the color pink X
Go to your mom for advice. X
You consider cheerleading a sport. X
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. X
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. X
You like wearing jewelry. X
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. X
You were/are in gymnastics/dance? X
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. X
You smile a lot more than you should. X
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. X
You care about what you look like. X
You like wearing dresses when you can. X
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. X
You love the movies. X
Used to play with dolls as little kid. X
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. X
Like being the star of every thing (not EVERYTHING) X

Total: 20

HAHA woww no contest

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Megan

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Megizzle lol

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Koala

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): ELizabeth Greene

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Manmeene

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Orange Sprite (wowww)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Enerrobwe

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Lane

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Molly (wow that is cool)

If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

Welcome to the new 2008 edition of getting to know your family and friends (AND WRITERS). Here is what you are supposed to do... try not to be lame and spoil the fun.

1. What is your occupation right now ? uhhh, im 12!!

2. What color are your socks right now? not wearing any! im wearing flip flops

3. What are you listening to right now? Heartbreak Warfare by John Mayer, and BABY!! by justin beiber, the hottest sixteen -year-old in the world!!

4. What was the last thing that you ate? this awesome chicken and rice that my bff's mom gave my mom the recipe. (thanks haley)

5. Can you drive a stick shift? dont have a liscence

6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? my mom

7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? got it off of gabby's profile, so , yeah

8. How old are you today? i am 12!

9. What is your favorite sport to watch on T.V.? survivor, i kno its a reality show, but its a really good workout

10. What is your favorite drink? Mountain Dew, Sprite, or Mocha Latte'!!

11. Have you ever dyed your hair? No, AND I DONT WANT TO

12. Favorite food? Pizza with ranch. its really good

13. What is the last movie you watched? Peter Pan. my favorite disney movie ever!!

14. favorite day of the year? Christmas. or my birthday

15. How do you vent anger? play my ipod

16. What was your favorite toy as a child? My doll named Rosebud when i waz really small, or my other doll Emily

17. What is your favorite season? Summer. tank tops, flip flops, pools, my bday, yep, summer

18. Cherries or Blueberries? Cherries
19. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? Whenever my friends email me yea

22.Living arrangements? 3 other people and two cats

23. When was the last time you cried? two days ago

24.
What is on the floor of your closet? luggage,(haha fancy word) and shoes and other crap

26.
What did you do last night? facebook, ipod, and oh yeah , SLEEP!!

27.
What are you most afraid of? stalkerish people, tornados, and i always get really mad and upset when a boy asks me out tht is really nerdish and im afraid he'll be sad if i sy no

28..'
Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers? CHEESE!

29.
favorite dog breed? A chocopoo! Its the ice cream that licks itself!!

30.
favorite day of the week? Friday baby!!

31.
How many states and/or countries have you lived in? 1

32.
Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds

33.
What is your favorite flower? rose

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