Hii! I'm Loren-Rose, and I'm fairly new to fanfiction soo here I come.

A couple of things you should know about me:

1. I'm a Wiccan witch.

2. I'm a Geordie and I'm sorry if I speak/write slang words and I don't realise it!

3. Apparentally I make up words, and I don't even realise it... that says a lot...

My Favourite Books (not in any particular order) :

House of Night, Vampire Academy, Night Huntress series, Twilight, Anita Blake series, Kate Daniel series, Mercedes Thompson series, Mortal Instruments, Southern Vampire series, The Hollows/Rachel Morgan series, Myth and Magic series and like loads more I can't remember.

My Favourite Genre:

Would obviously be paranormal romance, urban fantasy and supernatural so if you know of some other kewl books out there tell me.

Favourite Sayings/Quotes.

Please God if you can't make me skinny, please make all my friends fat!

Because you can't call people without wings angels... we call them friends.

Anyone who says nothing is impossible, obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door before...

Aim for the sky, at least you can reach the ceiling.

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple!

Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely

If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing properly

Lifes too short to waste it on making the boys happy...

Don't be afraid to try anything new, remember proffessionals built the titanic, amateurs built the ark!

No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full.

Life should be measured not by the breaths that you take, but by the moments that take your breath away!

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today - James Dean

Love kills slowly.

Honour before death.

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.

The difference between a hero and a villian is one really bad day.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Damn, when i was bad i was good.

Entre l'amour et la mort - between love and death.

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.

Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.

For as long as they dare to live.

The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express

If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different...I'd rather be completely fucking mental.

Writing is the most acceptable form of schizophrenia.

You say I'm weird like it's a bad thing.

I became insane with long intervals of sanity

House Of Night Series

Darkness does not always equate to evil as light does not always bring good. - Nyx

My mama told me don't trust no white boy, even a pretty one. I'm thinkin' a pretty white boy with wings explodin' up from the ground in a mess of blood and ugly-ass bird things is double trouble. - Kramisha (about Kalona)

I seek strength, not to be greater than other, but to fight my greatest enemy, the doubts within myself. - Zoey

Your bad taste is fucking immortal - Aphrodite (about Zoey)

I stifled a sigh and ignored Imprinted Drunk Vision Girl - Zoey (about Aphrodite)

Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies. - Damien

If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you if it hit Erik? - Stark

Vampire Academy

I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. - Rose (about Dimitri)

You, know I'm the Queen's favorite great nephew, Well, yeah I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important, I'd still be her favorite... - Adrian

"It's okay," I (Rose) said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib or something so we can test it."
Lissa groaned. "The horrible part is that I don't think you're joking"

"Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time.” (Rose)
"This is my time, Hathaway. I'm leading today's session.” (Mason)
"Oh yeah?" I retorted. "Huh. Well, I guess this is a good time to think about me naked, then.”
"It's always a good a time to think about you naked," added someone nearby, breaking the tension further.

I think you smoke them so you have something to do while thinking up your next witty line - Rose (about Adrian)

Okay God, I thought. Get me out of this and I'll stop my half-assed chruchgoing ways. You got me past a pack of Strigoi tonight. I mean, trapping that one between the doors really shouldn't have worked, so clearly you're on board. Let me get out of here, and I'll...I don't know. Donate Adrian's money to the poor. Get baptized. Join a convent. Well, no. Not the last one. - Rose

I'm really not good with impulse control - Rose

Things die, but they don't always stay dead... - Rose

"Guardian Belikov is the princess’s guardian now,” said Kirova. “Her sanctioned guardian.”
“You got cheap foreign labor to protect Lissa?" - Rose (about Dimitri)

And I thought the whole point of my education was that violence IS the answer. - Rose

Good God. What a noble lot. You're all Spartacus, aren't you? - Isaiah

I know how devastated you must be to miss me, but leave a message, and I'll try to ease your agony - Adrian

Wild and Disrespectful? Who the hell are you anyway? Outsourced help? - Rose (about Dimitri

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies - Lissa (about Rose)

Even I make mistakes." I put on my brash, overconfident face. "I know it's hard to believe - kind of surprises me myself - but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise, it wouldn't be fair to have one person so full of awesomeness. - Rose

"I've heard a lot about you, Rose. Don't worry. It was all good."- Tasha
"No, it wasn't." - Tashas Nephew, Christian.

No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do? - Rose

Even Christain - the poster child for "smartass" - looked grim - Rose

Anita Blake

Sorry, they don't teach comparative English or Metaphysics in Assassin school - Edward

I'm your bodyguard, if you die under my protection, the other bodyguards will make fun of me - Edward

A lot of people don't get my jokes, if I was less secure I'd think my jokes weren't funny. Naw. - Anita

I am sincere, ma petite, even when i lie. - Jean-Claude

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something, or not very bright - Anita

I wondered if I offended him. I wondered if I cared. - Anita

No compliments Jason, I'm already uncomfortable enough in this lingerie - Anita
Then by all means, take it off - Jason

My profile for outfits I like to create for random!

~Loren-Rose