Harry Potter is about to begin his fifth year at Hogwarts, but how can he pretend to be normal after everything that happened last year? With the sudden loss of someone he cared about? Then comes an unexpected alliance with a certain blonde Slytherin... Eventual Drarry with Cedric/Harry flashbacks.

A week after the Snow Ball El finds herself overwhelmed by references and quotes to movies that she doesn't understand or know. Desperate to impress Mike before the party's first sleepover she seeks out Max for help in learning about 1980's Pop Culture. Contains Elmax friendship, Mileven and Lumax fluff, and poor Hopper being repeatedly told off by one Maxine Mayfield.