Yay! I'm updating my profile. Lol, it's about time. I've had several people rant at me. Hehe.

I'm a totally obsessed fanfiction gal. But aren't we all? I really just enjoy reading but I also write just to fulfill my inner fangirl - so be warned!! lol.

Check out my favorites list. All top-notch stories. :D

keep your wings off the ground,

WanderingTheDreams

Fav quotes:

O'Neill: "Whole boxes of the material could be missing." Daniel: "No, the Pentagon said this was everything." O'Neill: "Oh please. The Pentagon has lost entire countries."

Carter: "Temperature: Ground 1700° Fahrenheit, air seems to be in pockets ranging from 1500° to 200°." O'Neill: "Sounds like L.A."

O'Neill: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Colonel speaking. Welcome to P3X 989er where it is a balmy...room temperature. Fan it out." They walk around a bit, admiring the machinery. "Whoa. Well, the lights are on but there's nooobody home."

Hammond: "It costs nearly a billion dollars just to turn the lights on around here." O'Neill: "How about a bake sale? Yard sale? Garage...? Hammond: "This is what I look like when I'm not laughing, Colonel." O'Neill: "Car wash?

“Where is the thump thump?” (Captain Jack Sparrow…Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest)

Frank's Muslim assistant: "To cross Syria to Damascus, one must face a hundred miles of salt, where no food can be found. Men go MAD!!" Frank, dryly: "I can see that." (Hidalgo 2004)

Things You Should Know About Best Friends:

-A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

-A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and says, "Run-BEEP-Run!"

-A friend wipes you tears when you're rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

-A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

-Friends will ask you why you are crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the asshole that made you cry.

SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND. BREAK HER HEART, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE!