obsessive-moron
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hi this is cons' BEST friend, The Empress Magelet. Yes, Cons (obsessive-moron), i have the power to hack into your profile! MWAHAHAHA!!! jk. she doesnt know im here, but she gave me permission a while back, plus she needed a profile. so im making one for her. luckily she can erase it, if need be.

The most important thing i can say about cons, besides being a GREAT friend, is that she is overly-obessed with things such as CHEESE (and ZELDA). I, in fact, gave her the name obsessive-moron. hehe.

anyway, i g2g for now. but ill write more later. trust me on that one!!

p.s. read the zelda fics by THE EMPRESS MAGELET!!!!!! they're cons' faves and i WROTE THEM!!! :P


Its now January, and I'M BACKKKK!!!! (Empress still here) Yeah, Cons isnt here, again, but hey, you've got me, right? Sooo.. now I'm actually gonna make Cons a profile.

Name: Cons, which stands for Constolly, which is a very long story. Her real name is Holz, which stands for Holly, which is a very short story. Cons was born on Hollyween. That's why her name is Holly. Three guesses as to whether or not I'm telling the truth!

Pen Name: obsessive-moron, which stands for... you guessed it: OBESSIVE MORON! Yes, Cons is a very obessive moron, and a very obessed cheese. i know i spelled obsessive wrong. I did it on purpose.

Fave food: CHEESE!!!! and anything else that she can get her hands on, lol.

Secret Crush: Constolly likes Donut. Everybody knows that! At least, she likes Donut when shes not liking Snow (lmao shes gonna kill me for that!)

Cons, the platypus is in the treehouse, but the lightswitch is off, which means its okay to squeeze the apple. Got it?

~Empress, Jan 19, 2004.. i mean 5

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Legendary Bloopers Goes CelShaded by swedishfish67 reviews
Observe Link's trials and tribulations as he tracks down his naughty sister Aryll because she stole his bag of Swedish Fish (it was fat free). Now in French, Portuguese, British, and German! (Don't ask) Also introducing.. the Duke of Red Lions!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005
Household Hero by swedishfish67 reviews
Armed with the Master Broom, Dustpan of Time, Fairy Sponge and more, Link is forced to battle the horrors of dust, dirt, and germs as he struggles to clean the house up by the end of the week.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005
Legendary Bloopers! by swedishfish67 reviews
Zelda's got chicken pox, Navi's on fire, Epona's afraid of grass, chickens are taking over, the ocarina is broken, and Link has an allergic reaction to swords and gold things shaped like triangles. Who's gonna save our butts? Let's face it. We're screwed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,043 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
Childish Songs Turned Zeldaish reviews
This is a little thing we thought up, it's basically lame songs that we turned into lame zelda songs! rated for mild language - those with sensitive teeth, do not proceed! R&R pleez! done by the NINA GANG!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2004