Author has written 1 story for Legend of Zelda. hi this is cons' BEST friend, The Empress Magelet. Yes, Cons (obsessive-moron), i have the power to hack into your profile! MWAHAHAHA!!! jk. she doesnt know im here, but she gave me permission a while back, plus she needed a profile. so im making one for her. luckily she can erase it, if need be. The most important thing i can say about cons, besides being a GREAT friend, is that she is overly-obessed with things such as CHEESE (and ZELDA). I, in fact, gave her the name obsessive-moron. hehe. anyway, i g2g for now. but ill write more later. trust me on that one!! p.s. read the zelda fics by THE EMPRESS MAGELET!!!!!! they're cons' faves and i WROTE THEM!!! :P Its now January, and I'M BACKKKK!!!! (Empress still here) Yeah, Cons isnt here, again, but hey, you've got me, right? Sooo.. now I'm actually gonna make Cons a profile. Name: Cons, which stands for Constolly, which is a very long story. Her real name is Holz, which stands for Holly, which is a very short story. Cons was born on Hollyween. That's why her name is Holly. Three guesses as to whether or not I'm telling the truth! Pen Name: obsessive-moron, which stands for... you guessed it: OBESSIVE MORON! Yes, Cons is a very obessive moron, and a very obessed cheese. i know i spelled obsessive wrong. I did it on purpose. Fave food: CHEESE!!!! and anything else that she can get her hands on, lol. Secret Crush: Constolly likes Donut. Everybody knows that! At least, she likes Donut when shes not liking Snow (lmao shes gonna kill me for that!) Cons, the platypus is in the treehouse, but the lightswitch is off, which means its okay to squeeze the apple. Got it? ~Empress, Jan 19, 2004.. i mean 5 |
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