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My favoite fanfic quotes

"Well thanks niisan, nothing says, ‘good luck with your marriage’ quite like porn.” - From "A Mother's love" (chapter 88: The reception) by lord of the land of fire.

“Traditions are man made Hiashi-san, they are not given to us by holy writ."- From "A Mother's love" (chapter 92: An old tradition) by lord of the land of fire.

“ 'That’s right, I love Moka and she’s going to be my wife. The reason I’m here is, well, Moka sort of…' 'Moka pimped him out, Mizore said helpfully. ' - From "The Mighty Vampire Aono" (chapter 26: Mizore's date) by lord of the land of fire.

“ 'You’re late!' Sakura and Naruto shouted when he finally got to the waiting area outside the Hokage’s office. 'Sorry, I was up all night reading soft core porn.' "- From "Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud" (chapter 1: Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud) by lord of the land of fire.

“You’re losing a lot of man points. I’m not sure I want you to tie me up and discipline me anymore.”- From "Why Tsukune Should Never Eat the Cookies" (chapter 5: catchphrase) by lord of the land of fire.

“ 'I’ve figured out how to fulfill ero-sennin’s dream and bring about a world of peace!' Naruto said excitedly. 'I’m going to let people beat the crap out of me until they no longer feel angry! What do you think sensei?'”- From "Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud" (chapter 7: Why Naruto should never plan for peace) by lord of the land of fire.

“ 'Anko’s actually letting you pick the name?' Kushina said. 'Yeah, she says it’s because of this thing I do for her with my tongue where…' "- From "A Mother's love" (chapter 98: The Killing Time) by lord of the land of fire.