daddys little psyco
 faverote music: Duchess says faverote manga/ Anime: Fruits Baskets places i want to travel to: Tokyo Extra Stuff You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy the hell out of somebody copy and paste this to your profile If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? If you that believe those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx, widgetofdoom666, xXFallenCherryBlossomXx, koolbrunette06, Sessy52,daddys little pycho If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile If you and your friends have anime/movie nicknames for each other, copy and paste this into your profile. 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1:At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down 2:Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3:Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4:Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5:Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso 6:In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7:Finish all your sentences with" In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8:Don't use any punctuation 9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO" 12:Sing along at the opera 13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell " I WON, I WON" 18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling " Run for your lives they're loose" 19:Tell your children, or younger sibling that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile. If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile Weird is good. Strange is bad. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile Everyone is weird. So you have to be at least a little weird to be normal, right? If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Pick Up-line and shut downs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict Rakasha Shadowfang,KogaxAyame's cub, ccsinuyashaloverjj, ‘loha, Second Daughter of Eve, Faermage-KH Junkie, Breaker deGodot, Cassaria,daddys little pyscho 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of Chips: On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On Nobby's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one: On a Swedish chainsaw: Copy and paste: 1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up) 2)My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet) 3)My mother taught me about time travel (If you dont straighten up, I'lll knock you into next week) 4)My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, thats why) 5)My mother taught me more logic ( If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me) 6)My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.) 7)My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about) 8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper) 9)My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it) 10)My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck) 11)My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone0 12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (I i've told you once, i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate) 13)My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out) 14)My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father) 15)My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do) 16)My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home) 17)My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way) 18)My mother taught me about recieving (Your going to get it when we get home) 19)My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold) 20)My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me) 21)My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father) 22)My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up) 23)My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?) 24)My mother taught me about wisdom( when you get to be my age you'll understand) 25)and my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you) now for semoehtnig itnresitng... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile. What I wish I’ve known sooner: Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list! · Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking. · Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis. · Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them. · Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. · There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. · Don't let what others think decide who you are. · Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone. · You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies. · Don't let your life wait for other people. · Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone. · Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple. · Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work. · If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN! · If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on! · What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger. · Speaking in public gets easier with practice. · Don't do cheers off a diving board. · Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter. · Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up. · When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed. · If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really. · Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things. · Nothing is ever too good to be true. · Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it. · You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable. · If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid! · If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth any of your time. · Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world! · You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught. · Hair is flammable. VERY flammable. · Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair. · White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes. · Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny. · You never know when you're making a memory. · If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine. · If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT! · Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun. · Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are. · There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both. · Milk crates make boring pets. · Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin. · Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite sex make you compromise your standards. Never. · Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit. · God doesn't make junk. · Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are. · When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching. · Dance like no one is watching. ."Rap" rhymes with "crap" for a reason. · Maybe hugging the cat with the white stripe down its back wasn't the smartest idea. · Write like no one is gonna read your words. · BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway. · Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear. · Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry · If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, then slap him as hard as you damn well can. -Storm Midnight · Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade · If you yell at your older (male) sibling , but you don’t physically fight with him, you're scared of him. If he yells at you, but doesn't physically fight with you, he is a wimp and you have the right to call him a girl. - Light Mischief · The world is a place full of darkness. We sstumble along and never see where we're going, and the shadows make our passage hard, but there are occasional patches of light that help us find our way. These patches are called friends. Treasure them, because they're just like us, stumbling thorugh a world of darkness. -Faermage-KH Junkie · Why is it you see guys with dumb women but no women with dumb guys? - MoMoMonkey-chan ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appreciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste this to your profile If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when: 1. You make a leaf village head protector. 2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions. 3. Everytime you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'. 4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Natrually Sakura' look. 5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage' 6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais. 7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket. 10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra. 11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. --Girls-- --are-like-apples-- --on-trees.-The-best-ones-- --are-at-the-top-of-the-tree.-- --The-boys-don't-want-to-reach-- --for-the-good-ones-because-they-- --are-afraid-of-falling-and-getting-hurt- --Instead,-they-get-the-rotten-apples-- -from-the-ground-that-aren't-as-good-- -but-easy-so-the-apples-up-top-think-- -something's-wrong-w/-them-when-in- --reality-they're-amazing.-They-just-- --have-to-wait-for-the-right-boy-to-- --come-along,-the-one-who's-- --brave-enough-to-- --climb-all-- --the-way-- --to-the-top-- --of-the-tree.-- ／l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile WOW MY PROFILE IS NOW REALLY LONG! :D |
