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Take 3 minutes and try this. NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First…get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite


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Mass Effect 3: A story that just had to be told by Emantsal reviews
Mass Effect 3 and the voices in Shepard's head. Rating changed to M for various reasons.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A., D. Anderson, Thane K.
The Girl They Called Jane by SuperFreak85 reviews
John Shepard gave his life on the Collector base to destroy it and save his team. Now the team must find John's sister and convince her to take up were John left off. But can they make a hero out of someone who never wanted to be one in the first place?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 121,000 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
It's Just Hot in Here by xLazyxWriterx reviews
Max goes to see Warren after his fight with Nathan. WarrenxMax Marren (Prompt: Write a whole story ONLY using dialogue. (Oh, God...))
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/14/2015 - [Warren G., Max C.] - Complete
Lock out by Coffeeskater reviews
Victoria gets locked out of her dorm because of course they had to change the locks on her floor while she was out. Max is the only one up so Victoria forces her to house her for the night.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/13/2015 - [Max C., Victoria C.] - Complete
Tornado Alley by Coffeeskater reviews
Max and Victoria stuck behind to make sure everyone got out of Arcadia bay, now the tornado is almost here and they're huddled in the light house and praying they make it through this storm.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2015 - [Max C., Victoria C.] - Complete
Halloween by Coffeeskater reviews
Max and Victoria go to a Halloween party, but Max isn't so okay with the costume Victoria chose for her...
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2015 - [Max C., Victoria C.] - Complete
Persephone Rising by ansinna reviews
Three Shepards were born. Three Shepards to save the galaxy. But no one ever sends these marines out together for just a shake-down cruise... Shoker/Shenko/Sharrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 197,522 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kaidan A., Joker
No Need For Beginnings by MutantMagic reviews
When Pyro and Rouge's powers begin to mutate through the 'second stage' They find each other's unwanted company useful in their time of need. Who will they fool with their always flawless plans? The ultimate test of their allegiances has barely begun.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Pyro, Rogue
An Apostate? Me? by Sarah1281 reviews
Emma Hawke has never been the most subtle or sane of apostates, much to the annoyance of the brother that can only watch in amazement and horror as she stumbles her way from refugee to noble to champion in a city as bizarre as she. Eventual AndersXHawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,221 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Hawke (F), Carver H. - Complete
Scared by PixelPrince reviews
Akise and Yukiteru decide to have a movie night. Fluff I guess, post-canon. Akise/Yukiteru.
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Akise A., Yukiteru A./Yuki/1st - Complete
Dummies Guide To Botching Up A Friendmance by Azkas19 reviews
FemHawke x Fenris McSteamy vs Sebastian McDreamy. Only the awesome might of Fenris's fangirls could finally push his beloved Marian back into his arms. But why is the pesky Prince of Starkhaven making things difficult for them? AU. No smut, but it's M because of tonsil hockey bits.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,656 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Fenris, Sebastian V. - Complete
I Should've Gotten Sea Monkeys Instead by Azkas19 reviews
Shepard as a friend? Hell, no! Kolyat didn't want to have anything to do with the blasted Commander whatsoever. But a casual dinner with her ended up with skirmishes against the Blue Suns, a drug-smuggling bust up, and a realization that Shepard may be more alike to him than he'd care to admit…and it all began with an escaped space hamster.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Shepard (F), Kolyat K.
The Terrors of the Tower by Shakespira reviews
Just why is Joss so irreverent? A series of snippets of Josslyn Amell's life growing up in the Tower, featuring her twin, Joseph,her first love, Brin, as well as Greagoir, Wynne, Irving, Niall and others, not necessarily in chronological order.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,569 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Amell, Owain
Everything's Hunky Dory by Azkas19 reviews
Forget the doom and gloom that is the Mass Effect ending. Due to many unhappy fan responses, the love interests gather together to brainstorm on how they want their stories to end...and came up with retro sci-fi ideas. Canon ME2 partners, since I'm still unfamiliar with the newer ME3 ones. M-rated because of the Shepard sandwich.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Second Chances by faynyx reviews
Ebony Shepard's heart is broken kaiden on horizon, but she finds that there is someone else out there who loves her. Picture by Spiritius from DeviantArt
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Joker, Shepard (F)
Gunny's Prayer by Theodur reviews
Nobody escapes this war without a fair share of mental scars. No, who am I kidding. 'Festering, oozing emotional wounds that might never heal' would be more apt description. Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau is no exception.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Joker - Complete
Here There Be Dragons by DreadNot reviews
A phrase meant to denote uncharted territories. Collection of ficlets exploring any pairing, all characters, and myriad situations. This week, Poppy Hawke doesn't join the Qun, Alistair says goodbye, and Hawke mourns. Chapters 115-117.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 117 - Words: 24,250 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011
Helmsmen Conversations by The Cursed and Torn reviews
Members of the Normandy crew are curious as to why the Commander always visits their resident pilot before and after every mission. They decide to find out.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Joker
Munitions or Munitions? by Iliya Moroumetz reviews
When Mess Sergeant Gardner is on sick leave, a relative is called in to take over his duties for the time being. One-Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Which Six? by Snarkoleptic reviews
Isabela has held forth that men are good for only one thing, whereas women are good for six. Eventually, Bethany's curiosity gets the best of her.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012
Price of Immortality by Theodur reviews
Six years after her first visit to the Warden's Keep, the Heroine of Ferelden, the Grey Warden Queen Maythre returns to the accursed fortress, her intent dark and sinister - to continue the grim research of the blood mage Avernus.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - [Surana, Zevran A.] - Complete
Tourist Troubles by Shruikin reviews
Tabris, summoned to Kirkwall to have a rather unfavorable chat with Meredith, gets lost. Some language
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Tabris - Complete
For Want of a Nail by The Lark reviews
A parody of the six origin stories, with a twist
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Duncan - Complete
Dances With Dragon Age by Faeruy reviews
A sort of AU/"what-if" based on arguments about different Dragon Age Companions. Basically, the companions of Origins, Awakenings, and DAII all meet at Vigil's Keep for a Battle Royale. Who wins? Who loses? Insanity Ensues.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,654 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Hawke (F), Mahariel - Complete
You Did What to My Son? by Saber Wing reviews
Because we've all wondered how this conversation would go. Loghain breaks the news. Maric is not pleased.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Loghain M. T., Maric T. - Complete
Don't Keep Secrets by Hinn-Raven reviews
When Raven starts having strange dreams, Robin is forced to call every Titan back to Jump City- and the timing couldn't be worse! With a possible traitor within the group and couples going crazy, things are going from weird to chaotic- and fast!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,367 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
Can't Be Tamed by Faith-o-saurus reviews
We all know the Titans fight crime but that can't take up all of their day, right? Now let's look at the times when they're not all busy. A series of drabbles. R/S, BB/R, Cy/Sarah. Completed.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 65,997 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
MASSIVE PARTYTIME by Corvus corone reviews
Hawke can't understand it; why is it that everyone he meets seems to have slept with his sister? He could swear that everyone in this whole damn place is having an orgy behind his back. It's making his head hurt.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Bethany H., Anders - Complete
Friends Like These by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely and fearing Cerberus influence enlists the other members of the original Normandy crew to investigate. Garrus, Tali, Joker, Chakwas and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Just The Way You Are by FeedtheRain84 reviews
Peaches loved him more then anything. Hawke was the spring to her winter, it was a shame he never even knew she was alive. It was a shame she never noticed Carver Hawke the way he noticed her.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Carver H., Hawke (M)
Of Love, Peaches, And Qunari Cheeses by thegreatcaswinchester reviews
Hawke reads a letter meant for Carver, and decides she can't resist this one temptation to tease her brother.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Carver H., Hawke (F)
Lethallin by LNicol1990 reviews
A few incidences force Ayale Mahariel to choose where her loyalties lie. And with the Blight in the mix, she has to choose carefully... or face the consequences. On hiatus.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,284 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Mahariel, Tamlen
No Climax, No Point, Not Even A Plot by PaperCutVictim reviews
After pulling an all-nighter, a sleepy Yui heads to the SSS headquarters for a Tenshi-free nap. To her dismay, Hinata has already gotten the same idea. Inspired by a Touhou doujinshi of the same name. *Chapter 2 Updated*
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Yui, H. Hinata - Complete
The Color of Shepard's Panties by SageQueen reviews
Commander Shepard is outfitting a team for a dangerous mission against impossible odds, and she'll do anything - even underwear modeling - to ensure success. Also starring Miranda, Kasumi, and a bewildered Kaidan Alenko. Spin-off from my ME2 fic,Valhalla
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete