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Joined 05-08-07, id: 1274776, Profile Updated: 12-03-09
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Name: RHYMES WITH BEAR

Age: Younger than 20.

Month of birth: December

Any siblings: Yes. Sadly. /bricked

Parents still married: Yes

Occupation: Student

Do you like your job: My job? As in mooching money off my parents? Yeah, I like it. I like it very much.

Any pets: Used to have two bunnies, but then we had to give them away. /sadface

Hair colour: Brown

Eye colour: Brown

Shoe size: Don't remind me. ):

Any Tattoos: No.

Any Piercings: No, although I want to get some on the ears.

Current mood: Nervous? neutral? no clue.

Current wardobe choice: Collared shirt, skirt, leggings

What are you listening to: Pipe Wrench Dubstep. HELL YEAH.

What do you currently smell like: Myself. And a day's worth of being outside.

Last…

Movie you watched: Death at a Funeral

Magazine you looked at: FRUiTS

Thing you ate: Semifreddi's Sourdough Seeded Baguette.

Book you read: Macbeth.

TV show you watched: Uh, merlin? I think?

Time you cried: About half a year go

Took a shower: LAST YEAR. I mean uh-- this morning.

Got a real letter: A few months ago. ._.

Ate at a restaurant: Yesterday, for my birthday dinner! :D

CD you bought: Machinarium Soundtrack! Oh wait, I didn't pay for that.

What is/was…

The best thing to happen to you today: seeing my friends. I love them very much! Your most prized possession: Umm...my iPod?

Your favorite quote: "I'm gonna grape you! IN THE MOUTH."

Your bedtime (on average): On weekdays, somewhere between 11 and 12. Weekends can range from 12 to 4.

Your best trait/characteristic: Uh, my AWESOME? I honestly have no clue.

Your worst trait/characteristic: I'm actually a huge dick. Not 'I have a huge dick'. That would be really scary.

Do You…

Store things under your bed: Ugh, it's super dusty down there. No.

Daydream: Sometimes.

Have a computer at home: Two.

Live in the city, suburbs or country: Suburbs, although I live really close to a huge city.

Have a good luck charm: I do, but they always seem to give me bad luck. /sob. THEY HATE ME.

Collect anything: Oh god. Yes. There's a lot, and I can only remember a couple off the top of my head. I collect fake food (eraser food, plastic food, etc), stationary, and cute pens.

Attend high school or college: Right now.

Make good grades: HELL YES. A, HERE WE GO. (

Have You Ever…

Had a surgery: No. Sounds scary. ;u;

Had teeth pulled: See above

Broken the law intentionally: Nope.

Ran away from home: Never. I'm a bit of a sheltered kid.

Broken a bone: I broke a tooth once! It was just a baby tooth, though. It was pretty funny; I had to wait for each 1/3 of tooth to come loose.

Cheated on a test/exam: No. I don't even KNOW how to cheat. ;u;

Had a friend pass away: Never. Thank god.

Been issued a citation/traffic ticket: Nope.

Been in an auto accident: Two VERY mini ones. I don't know if it even counts.

Lied to someone: Yes. (Who hasn't? Srsly.)

Been lied to:
Obviously.

Your Favourite…

Place to be: Home with my computer, or at a friend's house.

Place to visit: No place in particular. Anywhere pretty.

Place to chill: Friend's house

Non-Alcoholic drink: Some sort of juice? Or water.

Alcoholic drink: I hate alcohol. It stinks.

Type of food: American-(insert something here). Except American-Chinese. I've had too much of that.

Meal/Food dish: I really like cheese+pastrami sandwhiches. Hamburger steak is also good. Any sort of pasta.

Dessert:
PIE. LOTS OF IT.

Shampoo & Conditioner:
Pantene, although I'm using Nexxus right now.

Toothpaste: I have a thing for Crest. I never actually buy it though.

Salad dressing: Ranch tastes really good, except it's bad for you. I try to avoid using any salad dressings at all.

Ice cream:
Cookies 'n Cream. Chocolate Cookie Dough. Strawberry. They're all good.

Fast food establishment:
Subway

Colour:
None.

Season: Winter or late Fall.

Holiday:
New Years.

Perfume/Cologne: No pref.

Video Game: PERSONA.

TV show: Hetalia counts, right?

Smells:
my house, rain, fruit, gas.

Article of clothing:
plaid skirt.

Book: THERE'S TOO MANY.

Children's Book:
If You Give a Mouse a Cookie

Candy:
Something sour. And sweet. And AWESOME.

Car: I have no favorite. If it drives and doesn't make a racket, I'm fine with it.


Do You Believe…


In Karma:
HELL YES.

In God:
No, not really.

In Heaven & Hell: Kind of.

That aliens exist: ACCORDING TO AMERICA, YES. THEREFORE, YES. ALIENS EXIST.

That ghosts exist: /shiver. DON'T SAY IT.


Random…

How tall are you barefoot: Like, 5'1.

Have you ever smoked heroin?: No.

Do you own a gun: Nope. If I did though, I'd totally get a sniper rifle.

Rehab:
Nope.

Do you do push-ups: ...I can't do them without falling flat on my face.

Have you ever done ecstacy: No no no.

Are you vegetarian: No. I prefer meat over vegetables. (GOD THAT'S TERRIBLE.)

Do you like painkillers: If my cramps are being total assholes, yes.

Current worry: Getting assignments done on time. Not just schoolwork here, guys.

Current hate: Uh, there was this one guy, but all of a sudden I can't remember his name. I SHOULD KNOW THIS.

Do you own slippers:
M-my sister does? They're fuzzy, pink, and all that happy stuff?

Do you burn or tan?:
Tan. And burn. A little bit of both.

What songs do you sing in the shower:
I hum, I don't sing. And usually just songs I have stuck in my head.

How many TVs do you have in your house: Two. OH WAIT, WE HAVE LIKE, TWO TVs IN THE BASEMENT. Make that four.

Do you wish on stars: I really should, but I don't.

What song do you want played at your funeral:
I'M IMMORTAL. WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Do you love someone:
YES. Lots of people!

Story Information

Coincidence= GaaxSaku

I’ll try uploading often! I actually have the whole plot planned out.

Currently….released!/DISCONTINUED!

How Something Negative Turns Positive = GaaxSaku

A very brief oneshot that has to do with drunk pandas. :D

Currently...Being edited but is complete/Released/DISCONTINUED!

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Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
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Let it Snow! by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
An innocent invitation to the ballet turns into more than America and Russia bargained for. Chapter Ten: The ballet ends and the truth finally comes to light. Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,632 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
The Uchiha Secret by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Sasuke froze as he stared at Sai’s eyes, which were identical to his Uchiha Sharingan eyes now: red with anger and black with hatred...One family secret could threaten and shake three lives forever. Bonds will be broken. SasuxSakuxSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,394 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sai
Defining Evil by selandora reviews
A mission to capture Itachi and Kisame succeeds and the two missingnin are to be executed. The line between love and hate is thin but the one between good and evil is even thinner as Naruto and Sakura discover. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,583 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking the Music by FlightAngel reviews
Being in love with your best friend stinks. Being in love with your best friend who is in love with your OTHER best friend stinks even more. Gaara, high school, and the haunting of his past. Gaanaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,765 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
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Coincidence reviews
Sakura decided to do the mission intended for Ino secretly, under the blonde kunoichi's request. However, unknown to the pinkhaired female, the Hokage knows these things...could her mentor be planning something? GaaxSakuxSasu -DISCONTINUED-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
How Something Negative Turns Positive reviews
Gaara makes a bet with Kankuro to earn some money, but will he rake in something other then just cash...? GaaxSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete