Things I want in reviews:

1. Let me know if there is flaws in the story and/or plot.

2. I would accept harsh reviews in the story about the plot. They would help with the story line.

3. IDEAS!! writer's block is a common thing, and i need ideas to keep the story going.

4. Your likes and dislikes would be very appreciated!!

(Favorite Couples)

(ICarly) Sam/Freddie (Seddie)

(Victorious) Beck/Cat (Bat)

(Victorious)Beck/Tori (Bori/ Teck)

(Hannah Montanna) Miley/Oliver (Moliver/ Oiley)

(Sonny With a Chance) Chad/Sonny (Channy/ Shad)

(Twilight) Bella/Edward (Bellward/Ella)

(Twilight) Bella/Jacob (Jella? Bacob?)

(Harry Potter) Hermione/Ron (Hom? Romione)

(Left 4 Dead) Ellis/Zoey (Zellis/Eoey)

(The Walking Dead) Daryl/Carol

(Favorite Movies)
Twilight Saga

Harry Potter

The Wedding Planner

My Best Friends Wedding

Resident Evil Series

(don't laugh at these next movies)

Monsters INC.

Monsters V.S Aliens

Princess and The Frog

(okay feel free to laugh)

(Favorite Color)

(I know its not important to you, but its important to me...and Edward Cullen.)

PINK

GREEN/ NEON GREEN

YELLOW

(Favorite Food)

(okay I think we all established that all the stuff I just posted is not really something you care about)

Mediterranean Chicken

Sushi (NOT RAW...EEEWW)

Pizza (occasionally)

Orange Chicken

This is a sad romance story.

A Silent Love

From the very Begining, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy. Saying that it has got to do with family background & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.

Due to family's pressure, the couple quarrel very often. Though the girl love the guy deeply, she always asks him: "How deep is your love for me?"

As the guy is not good with his words, this often cause the girl to be very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the girl often vent her anger on him. As for him, he only endure it in silence.

After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his studies in overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: "I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?"

The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family finally gave in & agreed to let them get married. So before he leave, they got engaged.

The girl went out to the working society, whereas the guy was overseas, continuing his studies. They sent their love through emails & phone calls. Though it's hard, but both never thought of giving up.

One day, while the girl was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her bed. She realised that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum crying, she wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out of her mouth was just a sigh. She has lost her voice...

The doctors says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her voice. Listening to her parents' comfort, but with nothing coming out from her, she broke down.

During the stay in hospital, besides silence cry,...it's still just silence cry that companied her. Upon reaching home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the ringing tone of the phone. Which pierced into her heart everytime it rang. She does not wish to let the guy know. & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer.

With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent millions & millions of reply, and countless of phonecalls,.. all the girl could do, besides crying, is still crying...

The parents decided to move away, hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy.

With a new environment, the girl learn sign language & started a new life. Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy. One day, her friend came & told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of him.

A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing an invitation card for the guy's wedding. The girl was shattered. When she open the letter, she saw her name in it instead.

When she was about to ask her friend what's going on, she saw the guy standing in front of her. He used sign language telling her "I've spent a year's time to learn sign language. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise. Let me have the chance to be your voice. I Love You. With that, he slipped the ring back into her finger. The girl finally smiled

Now wasn't that a cute story :).

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha- loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, fuck, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN, we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

..find a boy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world even when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.a guy that sees u cry and and asks u who made u cry with rage in his eyes 2 make the person feel 10x ur pain!
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says
.."that's her"..

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the "t" you'll be surprised!! All of my answers were accurate. We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let you know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes... It's worth a try. First, get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

List Your Twelve Favorite Harry Potter Characters:

1) Hermione Granger

2) Luna Lovegood

3) Nymphadora Tonks

4) Harry Potter

5) Rubius Hagrid

6) Sirius Black

7) Remus Lupin

8) Minerva McGonagall

9) Albus Dumbledore

10) Seamus Finnigan.

11) Filius Flitwick

12) Draco Malfoy

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Um... no?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

HELLS YEAH! Like drop dead gorgeous! I swear, if HArry was real in some screwed up way, and asked me out, I'd say yes...then die.

3. What would happen if Twelve and Eight got pregnant?

Well... 8 would be... kind of sweet, but impossible if shes older than, like 60, cuz you know, menopausal. Seeing as 12 is a... guy... it would be kind of... difficult for him to get pregnant. Then, I would just be disturbed.

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, mainly about him being manipulative. There are a few about him being good. But me, pshhh, I wouldnt read them. The bad ones.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I dunno, but that would be like, criminal and student...creepy.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Awwwwkwaaard. Uhmm, ehh, ewww, BUT if I had to pick...ugh, Five/Nine

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He would totally FREAK OUT and be all teachery and say, NO SEX IN THE CLASSROOM!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Um... An Aurour comes to protect Hogwarts, but what happens if a student suddenly becomes attracted to the woman?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Hell no. I hope. PLEASE LET THERE NOT BE! Wait...EW! Yes, I think there is. Theres like, six pages of HG/MM, but I don't think they're all fluff..

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve romance fic.

Any Day, BUT the Full Moon.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Harry is confused. Suddenly he has realised his true love...but it is not expected. Hermione tries to help him, only to discover that it is she he is in love with. Passion pursues. I don't know.:P

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Maybe? I don't know what that means. Sorry.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope. I do though:P

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No way. I'm like the only of my friends on the site.

15. What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Um... How about, "Lavender, you are so beautiful. MORE!" No idea - he's not that big of a character.

16. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Um... let me get back to you on that one...

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Scarring, disturbing, sicking images and passages involving a bookworm, an evil git(:P) and a dead guy.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Eleven to use on Two?

" Lets go up to my room and I'll show you what nude - I mean nargles look like" No clue.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

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If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want those kids to fall off a cliff and stop trying to steal the Lucky Charms, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

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If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

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If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you kiked, screamed, and throw New Moon at the wall and then run and got it to continue reading it when Jacob kissed Bella twice and did the Same thing again, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u ever though where my Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

And if you think I should shut up and wright more fanfic slap me and say Hell yes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253
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True Twilighters

I promise to remember Bella

each time i carelessly fall down

And i promise to remember Edward

whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

for Charlie's sake of course

And i promise to remember Jacob

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

when I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

whenever there is a huge boom

I promise to remember Rose

whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I am at the mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

when I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

when someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

when someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love twilight

where ever I may go

So that they may see my obsession

Because i know what the Twilighters know

Best Shakespeare impersonation: Edward

Most likely to be a Weapon of Mass Destruction: Bella

Most likely to steal a BF: Jessica

Most wanted on what not to wear(To replace Stacey and Clinton): Alice, Roaslie

Most Likely to show up on What Not To Wear(because of Alice): Bella

Most kind: Esme

Most compassionate: Carlisle

Most hot: Jacob

Most likely to start a feud: Paul

Best crazed laugh: Aro

Most likely to go to prison for murders: Caius

Most likely to pound someone when mad: Emmett

Most vain: Rosalie

Cutest: Renesmee

Most suicidal: Hey, i have to say this...Edward...tear..

Funniest Wolf: its a tie between Quil and Embry

Funniest Vamp: Emmett

Best I'd rather be doing something else face: Marcus

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said,

"I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at

specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this,

the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?"

he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As

he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin

again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled,

"You stick that gosh-darned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your butt!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

THINGS TO DO AT THE MALL

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding

department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

16. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"

17. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

18. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

19. Take things from peoples carts and put them in others' when they're not looking.

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

Girl: Do you think I am pretty?

Boy: No.

Girl:Do you want to be with me forever?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if i walked away.

Boy: No.

The girl was hurt so she ran away with tears streaming down her face, the boy grabber her arm and pulled her back towards him.

Boy: Your not pretty, your beautiful, I don't want to be with you forever, i NEED to be with you forever, and I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die, please stay with me.

Girl: i will

I put what is true about me in bold.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (My dad carries a gun, does that count?)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I may speak my mind and if you call me a bitch I won't hesitate to say it back to you)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.( I may cheer lead but i am definitely not a whore)
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (i'm not a whore, im not stupid, and i am sure as heck not stuck up)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I wear some black but I am totally not goth or emo)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I am NOT TALL so I MUST be thick and childish.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals,
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I may be a straight A student, but it's cuz I have easy teachers )
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a guy and INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a girl and HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm a guy and HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Just cuz I choose my own clothes???? Gosh...)
I can talk GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I like READING so I MUST be a geek. (If you read fanfics, then you love to read XD)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.( but im not ugly, im just crazy lol)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (For the record, I am underweight so calling me fat is kinda stupid)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (Im not full asain i bet you guys are reading this and are like, "Negro, Native American, Asian, but its a long story but if you saw me you can see the negro, the Native American, and the Asian in me.)

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I wear a VEIL ON MY FACE so I must be a ninja.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.( not a loser, just not a follower, i actually use my OWN brain :)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.( I have an artistic MUSICAL talent, im a singer, but i don't think little of people who dont.)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.( i say the most random thing but i find it so hilarious)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY sometimes, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I'm defensive, so what? If someone called you a bitch, you'd be defensive)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (not an emo, just like to write stories :)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. ( i think my sterotype is the girl next door, sweet, caring, outgoing, crazy, different, and beautiful, girl who never gets the guy)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Nope, I just don't like so much attention... and the most popular at school is someone I would HATE to be)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Caring about the enviroment is nothing to be ashamed about!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion(but i am against abortion)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I read fanfics and romance books... so good!)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomsticks
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a freshy
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I walk into the classroom with a jacket on*
teacher: take that jacket off NOW!! they are against school rules
me: OMG, I am so sorry! Is anyone hurt? no? ok...I'll just slowly remove this extremely hazardous jacket...off of my torso...and slowly freeze to death...
me:but miss, why are you wearing a jacket?
teacher: because it's cold an-
me:EVERYONE GET DOWN! SHE'S GOT A JACKET!
*class gets down and screams in fear*

guys, girls want you to:
txt them saying, hey baby
interrupt us by kissing us
grab our waist from behind
hold us or give us your jacket when we're cold
let us jump on you
play with our hair
let us sit on your lap
and the list goes on and on and on

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT. Obsessed.with.writing, -TeAm EdWaRd32- 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xXMrs.Styles

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xXMrs.Styles

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go. When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignore's you
Give her your attention. When she pull's away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers. When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? aww this is so sweet even though im a girl!! :D

So sweet, please don't break! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.

It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
relationships.

If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!

Congratulations!!

You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet.

Okay, the-the-the-the-that's all folks! ... PSYCHE!! lol, I couldn't resist...

Just because you were born in ’97 doesn’t mean you’re a 90’s kid
It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90’s just won't cut it

You’re a 90’s kid if:

You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this "In west Philadelphia born and raised"

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, or Fairy Princess comforter

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular

You remember The Original Game Boy

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos but never taped anything funny

You remember watching
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life
-Animaniacs

-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry’s
-Rocket Power
-Gargoyles

-The 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-Ghost Busters

-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Boy Meets World

-The original Power Rangers
-Hey Arnold.
-The Secret World of Alex Mac
-Double Dare
-Wild & Crazy Kids
-Clarissa Explains it All.
-CAMP NOWHERE
-Salute Your Shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)
-The original cast members of All That.
-Kenan & Kel.
-Flash Forward.
-The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
-Legends of the Hidden Temple
-Hey Dude
-Dinosaurs
-Sailor Moon.
-Blossom.
-Beavis & Butt-Head
-Bill Nye the Science Guy

Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy.

Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
or Nick Jr. with Face
-Gulah Gulah Island
-Little Bear
-Busy Town
-Under the Umbrella Tree
-PEE-WEE!!
-The Comfy Couch

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet.

You had a favorite song of ALL TIME

Then, You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3...and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

Two words... Trapper Keeper.

You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide

You wore socks over leggings scrunched down

When everything was settled by:

-'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You remember playing Four Corners, Capture the Flag, Wiffleball, Mother may I?, and Linkin Logs

You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

When everyone watched the WB.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

You remember when razor scooters were cool.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Tag.

Get Over Here!! means something to you.

Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.

Red Light, Green Light.

Heads Up 7 Up.

Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.

Hopskotch.

Slip-n-Slides.

Tree Houses.

Hula Hoops.

HELLO...HOT WHEELS!!

Running through the sprinklers.

That "Little Mermaid"

Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car.

Drinking Squeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"

CAPRI SUN

Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.

Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

Class field trips.

When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

When 5 dollars seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.

When Toys R Us overuled the mall.

Go back to the time when: Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'

'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'

It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.

When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.

Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library.

When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool

You remember those Where’s Waldo books

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum

You remember Ring Pops

You remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

Silver dollars, which were cool to have

If you even know what an original walkman is

You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace

Before the MySpace frenzy

Before the Internet & text messaging

Before Sidekicks & iPods

Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360

When we were younger:
...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

Way back,

Before we realized all this would all eventually disappear.

You're a true 90's kid if you smiled at least more than 10 times. . .

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.