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Joined 12-08-09, id: 2172507, Profile Updated: 12-29-10
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Misc. Books, Tangled, and Sonny with a Chance.

Hi peoples

We'll scream loud at the top of our lungs and they'll think it's just cuz we're youngg..~The great Escape~

I've read stories but never wrote stories,so I'm gonna start now.

I write mostly all human stories

I also LOVE Alice Cullen.

Disclamier for Twilght stories.

Me: I own twilight

Emmett:Oh you do ?

Me :okay no I don't but I can dream right?

Emmett:haha No ,no you can't

Me:running for life

Disclamier for other stories (exept Natalie and Noah that story is mine.:)

I in no way own any of the shows or books that I write stories about. Because if I did Sonny and chad would have gotton together a lot faster! ;)

So,byye

This is Natalie's shirt for the first dayy of school if you can't click on it just type it in the address barr.

Nats dress in chapter 12

 Okay people, I just relized that this ^^^ link did not go where I wanted it to go so when you do go to it search 'black and gold dresses' and it is about the thrid one

Natalie Hair style for chapter 12

Lilly's Dress in Chapter 12

Lilly's hair sytle in Chapter 12

Okay this one doesn't work either but what it looked like was a side pony tail with slight curls at the end..

Copy and paste if you have read the whole twilight saga before

Copy and paste iCopy and paste if you watch all those MTV/VMA's and such for the New Moon trailers and more!

Copy and paste if you think Kanye West is a douche for the taylor swift thing

Copy and paste if you go online ALOT

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who, Say, Hey, Hay, Yea, Pet, Was, How, Ice,dog,cat(I added dog ang cat.yeah I can't spell I knw"

Copy and paste if you actually copied and pasted this

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Month One

Mommy

I am only eight inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Everytime I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heartbeat

is my favorite lullaby.

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Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

You could definetly tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It's so warm and nice in here.

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Month Three

You know what Mommy?

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you cant hear me.

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Month Four

Mommy

My hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs

I am becoming quite good at it too.

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Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, whats ambortion?

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Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I dont like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I cant get away from it!

Mommy! HELP ME!

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Month Seven

Mommy

I am OK.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about ambortion.

Mommy, why didnt you want me?

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Every ambortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped

Two more eyes that will never see

Two more hands that will never touch

Two more legs that will never run

One more moth that will never speak.

Ambortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies.

If you are against ambortion copy and paste

After reading this I just want to say that I'm Team Edward but if he would've aborted Renessme then I'd be Team Jacob.I'm just saying and you don't agree with me but ambortion is very wrong to me

1.Alice

2.Renessme

3.Edward

4.Esme

5.Sam

6.Emmett

7.Leah

8.Jasper

9.Carlise

10.Rosalie

11.Paul

12.Jacob

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ummm..No I have'nt read a fic about Emmett and paul I might want to if They were fighting over Rosalie or something.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No I don't think Esme is hot I'm a girl .

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I don't know if Jacob would,could ever get Jasper pregnaet .

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Uhhh...Yeahh who hasn't.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple

Emmett and Renessme ,no that's like her uncle.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Sam and Rosalie because the other pair is really gay

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I just want to say before I answer this that it kinda just happened that way.

If leah walked in on renessme and jacob doing it she'd be mostly disgussted.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Everybody thought that Rosalie and Edward hated each other but boy were they wrong...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Umm... Duhhh..Thier like married so you can only assume.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

A title for a Leah and Jacob hurt/comfort could be'Falling for the New Alpha'

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I was thinking about ' you found me 'by the fray because Alice finds Jasper.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Encludes a lot of cursing

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never in my life, I don't know why i put him on there.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Alice and Leah are in a happy relationship until Carlise runs off with Esme.Alice brokenhearted has a hot -one night stand with Paul and a brief unhappy affair with Jacob ,then follows the wise advice of Sam and finds true Love with Edward.(wow where was bella during this,)

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.

99.5 of teens would cyr if the Jonus Brothers were standing on the roof of a twenty story building ready to jump.
But 0.5 of teens would bring a chair and some popcorn.
If you are one of the 0.5 of teens who would bring a goo

BIG FIGHT

Body: DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD

HE PULLS OUT A GUN
AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN
ON HIMSELF.

THE LITTLE GIRL SITS
BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING

THE POLICE
CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN
ORPHANAGE.

SHE WALKS INTO THE
BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF
JESUS ON THE CROSS

GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?

TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID.

TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT NEXT TO
ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD
ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK

YOU READ THIS BECAUSE IT SAID FIGHT,
BUT WOULD YOU HAVE
READ IT IF IT SAID JESUS STORY?
POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT IN (ANY PLACE)?
DONT IGNORE THIS

64 PERCENT OF U WONT REPOST THIS

YOU NEVER
KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS "IF YOU DENY
JESUS IN FRONT OF UR FRIENDS HE WILL DENY YOU
IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.
My friends are the kind of people that would spend hours trying to drown a fish. ...But I love them to death

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Will share their umbrella with you
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and scream "RUN, BITCH RUN!"(this is my favorite)

Friends: Ask why you're cryin
Best Friends: has a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Friends: say you can do better
Best friends: Will call him up and say "You have seven day to live"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "LETS DO THAT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friends: Help you get over a boy
Best Friends: will go up to the boy punch him then say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Friends: know only a few things about you
Best Friends: could write a very embarssing biography about you

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

Friends: Will help you find prince charming
Best Friends: Would kidnap him and bring him to you

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Friends: fade
Best Friends: Are forever

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this on your profile.


If you are addicted to vampires and want to be one, copy/paste this on your profile.

you'd die to become a vampire and dream to be a Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

The Soundtrack to Your Life.
Put your ipod on shuffle and record the titles and artist.

Opening Credits:Change-Taylor Swift

Waking Up: First Day of School: party in the USA-Miley Cyrus

Falling In Love: Realize-Cobbie caillat

Being in love: lovestory-taylor Swift

Fighting: Breaking Up: The way I loved you-Taylor swift

Driving: Flashback: Mental Breakdown: Dead flowers-miranda lambert

Getting Back Together: When it rains-paramore

Wedding: You belong with me -Taylor Swift

Birth of a Child: All American Girl - Carrie Underwood

Final Battle: So small-Carrie Underwood

Death Scene: Temporary home-Carrie Underwood

Funeral: Just a dream-carrie underwood

As you can tell I'm a conurty music fan

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Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10901 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Perfect Fit by verbal acuity reviews
EliClare - Clare's avoiding Eli, and all he wants to do is make it better. An encounter with Fitz helps him along the way - oneshot.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Not His Style by CStardust reviews
Eclare; a short ramble of the -almost- kiss in Better Off Alone pt. 1
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Founder's Day: The Aftermath by tamilnadu09 reviews
Set after the events of 1x22...just a little something to keep us entertained for four months while we wait for Vampire Diaries to come back with new episodes!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 54,518 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Starstuck, revised ending by not-into-cliches reviews
My version of the Starstuck movie 2010 ending, basically the same thing without all the disney crap.
Starstruck, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Jessica O., Christopher W. - Complete
Secret Admirers by DancingRaindrops reviews
Someone decides to send a romantic love letter to the valentine of their dreams. Only problem? It's anonymous. And when it's delivered to the wrong recipient, things get out of hand. Response to mimo7197's challenge!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Everyone bow down to Princess Isabella of Volturi by vampiregurl97 reviews
It has been 15 years since Edward left and now Bella is he extremly hot powerful princess. What happens when a very special coven shows up to stay for a while? Fighting, reuniting, parties, jealousy and much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,081 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Each His Own by mspink93 reviews
Only Sonny Munroe and Chad Dylan Cooper can have a conversation that starts with 'I hate you' and go all the way to a 'Will you marry me' .
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Don't Let Me Go by bella book worm reviews
Bella is invisible. Until Edward Masen, school player, notices her. But she doesn't know that Edward bet his friends he can get her to sleep with him in 1 month. What happens when Edward falls for her? What happens when she finds out that she was a bet?AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,618 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spongelight! by AuraTheGreat reviews
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ED-BOB SPARKLEPANTS!
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
It's been 98 Years by theshowerciara reviews
Edward left Bella in the woods, and didn't come back. The wolves weren't there in time, and Laurent bit her, but she was found. 98 years later, she's back in Forks, and sees a very familiar face... New Moon AU Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,189 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Before He Cheats by insaneprincess reviews
Song fic. ONESHOT Other wise known as destroying his Volvo. Bella found Edward in Italy, but now he’s left again in Eclipse still saying that he’ll be easily ‘distracted’. But this time Bella isn’t numb. She’s angry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Should've Said No by Totally-HAWT reviews
This isn't a songfic. The song is in there, but it's just singing. It's another Edward cheats on Bella story...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Broken Promises lead to Broken Hearts by luver of darkness reviews
Edward left Bella a 100 yrs. ago and now he is back and he has a new.....Fiancé? Will Edward take her back or let her go? How far will Bella go to get Edward back will she let him go and move on with her life or die fighting? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
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Natalie&Noah reviews
High school...There's plenty of drama to go around...so sit back and enjoy it if you can...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010
Love at First Sight reviews
Chad sees that Sonny is in deep thought and decides to ask her whats on her mind
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
It takes two to get Tangled reviews
Just short one-shots of my now favorite Disney movie
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Someday when I start loving you reviews
After Edward left, Bella got turned now she's a vampire and hates Edwards guts
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
I think I love my Neighbor reviews
EPOV .Edward is such a player that bella doesn't give him the time of day .But then edward moves in next to bella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
The twipod challenge!
Do this challenge it's so cool the rules are on the story!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Your not sorry reviews
Inspired by Taylor swift's song your not sorry
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete