who is this?

WHO IS THIS?

OH BITCH YOU DID NOT JUST ASK THAT THIS IS ENGLAND, MOTHERFUCKERS, AND YOU BETTER LEARN THIS SHIT. SO SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND RECOGNIZE.

JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS BITCH.

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL BITCH. THIS IS ENGLAND, SO SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME BRIDGET.

I MEAN, LOOK AND THOSE MAJESTIC, MOTHERFUCKING EYEBROWS.

Okay.. Well.. That was.. Soil?

Pen Name: DrinkMyHotKoolAid

I.. MADE THIS FOR YOU!

Siriusly. I did: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwTsZHGQ6FE

Real Name: Dixie Normus.

Age: 13

(GODDAMITUGHFUCKFOURMOREFUCKINGMONTHS)

Gender: Female.

MY LIFE STORY: So. I live in Michigan. We got cars, you ignorant slut. And.. I like.. Soil? ANYWAYS. I like to read, and write, and read, and draw, and waste my life on the computer, and read, and freak out with my friends about things on the internets, and read, and watch anime, and be angsty, and lose the game, and be Modest!-insertsname-.

StuffIThinkIsAmazing: The Game. Ponies. German Sparkle Party. England's majestic cock up your ass.

Favorite Artists/Bands/The Game: A Day To Remember, Escape The Fate, All Time Low, Atmosphere, Cage The Elephant, D.R.U.G.S., Donovan, Elton John, Eminem, Foster The People, Gym Class Heroes, Hollywood UNdead, KO, MJ, Plain White T's, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rick Astley, Blood On The Dance Floor, Green Day, Rise Against, Seether, Shinedown, Sick Puppies, A Static Lullaby, The Beatles, The Killers,My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, Paramore, Queen, Red, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Jason Mraz, Sum 41, TommyHeavenly6, Maroon 5 (BecauseILoveMovesLikeJaggerGodMotherFuckingDammit), Ron Pope, The Ready Set, Weezer, Breaking Benjamin, A Day To Remember, Escape The Fate.

Delicious People: Usher, Germany, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, England's majestic cock up your ass.

Sexy-Time?

NOW GO RIDE A MOTHERFUCKING CARNIVAL RIDE, SIT DOWN, AND RECOGNIZE.