hey it's Musiclover-Chan here! ... no i am not Japanese! what am i really? well, i wont tell you!

Gender: Female (duh?)

Age: why would i tell you? you some kind of stalker?

RANDOM STUFF~~~

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Favorite quotes: (SO MANY!)

-Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Your stubbornness is even greater than your stupidity.

-Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore should studying be evil?

-Come to the dark side- we have cookies!!

-People are like slinkies; rather useless, but fun to watch when pushed down the stairs

-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

-Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken, and all the rest are handicap.

-If love is around every corner then I must be walking in circles...

-You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.

-Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

-Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

-If you gonna be two faced sweetie at least make one of them look pretty

-If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

-Heaven doesn't want me, the earth is afraid I'll take over, and Hell has a restraining order

-Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they're not there for you the first time, chances are you won't need them again.

-For sale: Parachute. Used only once. Never opened. Small stain

-If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

-Suicide is another way of telling God 'You can't fire me- I QUIT!!'

-Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional

-Rome didn't create an empire by having meetings- they did it by killing all those who opposed them

-Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children

-The more you learn, the more you know. The more you learn, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So... wait... why are we learning again?

-If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill him/herself, is it called a hostage situation?

-If electricity comes from electrons, then does morality come from morons?

-If it's zero degrees out today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, what will the temperature be?

-Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, but socially dead.

-Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls

-Dyslexics of the world untie!

-I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

-It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

-Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

-You have the right to remain silent; anything you have to say will be misquoted and used against you.

-Some nights, I lie in bed and look up at the stars thinking: What the heck happened to the ceiling??

-Why is it when we talk to God it's called 'praying' but when God talks back, we're put in a straight jacket?

-One day your life will flash before your eyes- make sure it's worth watching

-All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power

-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

-If you can't open a jar, you don't deserve what's inside

-I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

-I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem

-If at first you don't succeed, sky diving DEFINATELY isn't for you.

-Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

-Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

-Drive carefully; 90 percent of people are accidents.

-The best lesson life has taught me is that the idiots, in many cases, are right.

-You can't run away from something that was never there.

-I've been hit by more than one parked car.

-Lead me not into temptation- I can find it myself.

-Chaos, panic, and disorder- my work here is done.

-Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door.

-Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never attempted to nail jell-o to a tree.

-I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

-Don't knock on Death's door- ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.

-Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt.

-Life is like a haircut: Some are short, some are long, some are good, and some are bad, and some people just really need to get one.

-Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts. That's what little girls are made of; the hell with sugar and spice.

-Copernicus called- you're not the center of the universe.

-Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

-Fences around cemeteries are foolish, for those inside can't get out and those outside don't want to go in.

-Confidence is that quiet, assured feeling you get just before you fall flat on your face.

-If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happy?

-We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass.

-Don't talk- it makes you sound stupid

-You try to sound like you're thinking through things when in fact you're not thinking at all.

-When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing

-Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.

-If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

-The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

-I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

-Even I don't trust my better judgment- what does that say to you?

-Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes, courage is that little voice at the end of the day that says 'I'll try again tomorrow.'

-Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked me in a room to die. Die? I don't want to die. All the mice will get me. Mice? I hate mice. They drive me crazy. Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked me in a room...

-For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way. Something to be got through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life.

-See, the human mind is kind of like... a piñata. When it breaks open, there are a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.

-The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

-A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation

-It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!"

-You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

-42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

-Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one."

-Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

-Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

-Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

-Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.

-Hermits have no peer pressure.

-I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

-The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

-All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

-Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

-Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

-Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

-I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.

-Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

-I am at two with nature.

-Operator! Give me the number for 911!

-I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

-Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

-Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

-Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

-If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

-A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

-When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

-The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

-I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

-Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

-Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

-There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't

-Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.

-Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

-Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

-A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

-Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

-Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

-He's got a photographic mind. Too bad it never developed.

favorite (anime/manga) pairings/characters

NOTE: DOING THIS FOR ALL OF MY ANIME/MANGA WILL TAKE TIME SOO IM JUST STICKING WITH NARUTO FOR NOW~

Naruto

Shikamaruxtemari

gaaraxoc

hinataxkiba (i don't think Naruto deserves her... he'll probably wind up with Sakura anyway...)

nejixtenten

shikamaru (#1 naruto character! in my opinion, that is...)

hinata

naruto

gaara

Toby (so what is he is a bad guy?)

Neji (i would KILL for that guy to be my cousin...)

Lee (fun-loving... random... what more could you want in a character?)

kiba (He REALLY needs more screen time... and more hinataxkiba moments!)

Kakashi-sensei (awesome sensei in my book! ... although HIS book is NOT!)

Hated anime/manga pairings/characters

Naruto

Ino

inoxkiba

inoxshikamaru (I just don't see it...) (Get real shikaino fans! this pairing sucks! she doesn't deserve him!)

inoxANYONE (for obvious reasons!)

choji

SAKURA!! (OMG I HATE HER!! SHE SHOULD'VE DIED IN THE SECOND SEASON!! UGH!!)

... and of course i cannot forget... ALL YAOI/YURI couples of anykind! (no offnese to gays out there... but i hate these pairings!)

I just made this account, so don't ridicule my profile! i have read MANY fan fictions before making this, so my favorites will take some time!