"THIS PARAGRAPH IS SO LONG WHAT IS LIFE" -Rosie, a cool friend of mine

Hello, most-likely equally-insane organisms!

...Okay, not being too on the specific side, I'll just introduce myself. I'm Ashley, your average Texan who *enables Southern accent* don't have time for y'all's internet shenanigans and needs to farm and ranch while shooting at the buffalo along the road at the same time *spits* -No, but seriously. I'm just your average technically-a-teen, writing fanfics about not-so-normal things with vowels in them.

Am I being mysterious or lazy? Who knows?

If you really want to be all stalkery, I guess I could spare the information that I am:

1. Texan

2. Of the female gender

3. Fucking loving you writers on here keep up the great work

4. A lover of anything that includes glucose

5. A person who really needs to say stuff like 'sandwich' instead of 'bread surrounding cheese and meat'

6. Willing to make friends because those people are cool as hell

I'm simply an American girl who needs to do better things in her life besides arguing about whether it's 'color' or 'colour', and especially needs to stop screwing aroun- You know what? I will screw around with my Internet buddies, they're cool to hang out with!

Oops, I've been talking too much... Well, I'll leave you with this- Well, I don't know what it is, but you're stuck with it until I can think of something a bit more sane. Probably not. Au revoir (Says the girl who isn't even taking French...)