It starts with a fire at the Guys in White headquarters, where a vengeful Valerie stumbles across an imprisoned Danny Phantom. It starts with injustice. But what happens when justice and revenge are confused for one another? Where does a hero end, and a villain begin? Cover image by tilliquoi.

One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.

To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.

Naruto thrives on the notion of love at first sight. Or, at very least, he just really wants to bone Sasuke mindless. Maybe all of the pot, free love, and fighting the power has finally gone to his head. NaruSasu. AU.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

Jim and Spock. "Problem in Intellectual Paradise." Spirk/Kock/Spork. Startrek, Slash

.:Ch 25 posted:. Crossover, Harry Potter Naruto Six months after the attack of Kyuubi, Hatake Kakashi is being hunted by a merciless traitor. In order to protect him, Sandaime is forced to send him far away, to a land of magic and wizards.

He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina

Tenten's life is pretty mundane. She runs a dance studio with Shikamaru and recently moved in with Gaara. However, she never saw herself actually falling for her quiet, redheaded roommate... TenGaa, SasuNaru, ShikaTem. Complete.

NarutoHP crossover Team Gai is assigned to protect Harry during his third year of school. Probably going to be NejiTen at some point. Please review.

Sasuke makes a list of all the things he hates about Sakura. Little does he know that a certain pink-haired kunoichi is spying on him, like usual. Has some stupid-funny parts. One-shot. R&R!

A prayer and a drop of luck: Sakura is working on a plant project. Upon accidentally planting the seed she discovers in a snake-hole, she grew herself a puppet. And a beautiful puppet, at that.

Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.

When Madara decides that Pein has "outlived his usefulness", Konan swears revenge. But Madara won't go down easily, and the first step is to find a weakness...and who would know more about an Uchiha's weaknesses than an Uchiha? HIATUS.

OH MY GOD. Me, a trainee vet, just ran over a famous model’s dog. Out of all the dogs I could’ve run over, it just had to be Neji Hyuuga’s dog. Nejiten and side Sasusaku.

Team 7 is under cover as high school students. Under the careful supervision of Iruka and the... supervision of Kakashi. The team's very core is disrupted with Naruto suddenly Mr. Popular and the Ice Prince is left out in the cold. SasuNaru KakaIru

Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru

Raven and Beast Boy have always been at odds with one another. What happens when a little mistake turns into a huge problem, and the two are forced to spend quality time together? Will they learn to get along, or will they kill each other first? BBRae

And if she stayed very, very still, she could almost hear the angels breathing.....Tenten makes the choice between loving the living and loving the dead. Nejiten.

What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.

Sakura is the recarnation of Priestess Kiyoshi who lived 500 years ago. Sakura had joined the bad side working with Orochimaru. Will Naruto and the gang be able to save the person most dear to them or watch as she destroys the village she grew up in?

GaaNaru. "How can you eat so fast without choking?" Gaara asked, once his breath was steady.

Some people might give up when they get captured by Sranked criminals...not me! For the betterment of humanity I plan to go down fighting! Never underestimate the power of idiocy and people like me in extraordinary situations...! DeidaraXOC

Naruto finds a strange object, and somehow comes to the conclusion that it belongs to his soul mate. Poor Sasuke never saw this one coming! SasuNaruSasu.

AU. Sasori works in the kitchens of a kindergarten, Deidara’s the new substitute teacher. You do the math. DeiSaso. With ItaSaso on the side, because I just couldn't resist making a gay music teacher as well.

AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso

The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]

As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.

This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku

Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.

She made the mistake of becoming his obsession. With eyes lit with fire she soon became his dark desire. Sakura Sasori one month word challenge

When the Akatsuki leader recruits two new members, everyone in the organization's horrified to find that one of them's a Mary Sue and that the other's a total fashion disaster! Crackfic. Rated T for language.

Ever wondered the real story behind Madara? Well here it is. In all of it's crack glory.

That scribbled mess of color on the sidewalk is for all the eyes that wish to see it. NaruSasu.

Itachi, who was not wearing an apron, was hunched over the stove, wondering why the hell the cream and butter for his alfredo sauce were separated, because goddamit, it was supposed to be thickening. Crackfic.

Sunshine is nice and all, but have you ever danced in the rain? NaruSasu.

Sasuke stared in shock as he realized one of his main fangirls had been picked off by a short foreign girl. He looked towards Charlie, who was trying to pounce on a beetle she could give to Shino, as she hit her head on a rock. Crackfic.

In a world where the Akatsuki’s plans have come to fruition, Tenten decides there’s no better time than the present to start looking for true love – or whatever she can get. Tenten / Neji

Kisame and Sakura. "It could be said plain and simply that everyone was considering calling the whole thing off."

When the core of Dumbledore's Army assembles to apparate, they didn't expect to be shipped off to the land of ninjas. Furthermore, being trained by 14 murderous shinobi wasn't exactly what they had had in mind. NarutoHarry crossover... DISCONTINUED

Crackfic. It was a day chock full of revelations. Hidan learned that he should never, ever be allowed to speak in public. And Deidara discovered that the Akatsuki leader had a somewhat questionable opinion of his appearance. Oneshot.

Because, obviously, REAL men arm wrestle. :CRACK:

AnimorphDP crossover what happens when the most important person in your life is dead? What else you go see the experts. Ch 28 29. The past and future are faced by our heros, some prosper, others fall.

ItaSaku AU. Today was, simply put, the day from hell. How could her hair dryer turn traitor on her like that! Life was so unfair, and that arrogant Uchiha was definitely not helping any!

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

A short story from Zetsu's perspective. Zetsu's definition for the three words he so often hears: Cannibal, Necrophiliac and Love. ZetsuxSasuke

Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.

In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.

Deidara vs Sasuke in the manga has a sad ending. I like mine better.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Shacks can be a bit drafty, but you'll find that if you're needing them for only one purpose, they can be quite convenient. Kisame and Sakura.

Basically this is just some daydreams and ideas about how Robin would be treated if I had anything to say. I’m so sick of him overshadowing everything else because he's The Boy Wonder. Sad attempts at humor... a little parody too.

[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.

It started with a simple haircut... and ended up with three mutants fighting for their hair's life. Iggy tries to cut Max's hair, and then screws it up, and she goes after FangOH NO! [Oneshot, ahha, humor fic. HAIRCUT TIME FOR THE FLOCK!]mild language.

Do you remember the first chapter of the series? This is what was going on between the scenes. From the Shadow King's inner mind security camera.

Shino hadn't meant to start any of this in the first place, but sometimes when you start, it's kind of hard to stop. ShinoxHinata

A collection of short, one chapter stories that somehow managed to weasel themselves into my brain. Welcome to...the Scrapbook! 17th oneshot up: Reinventing the Wheel. REVIEWS GREATLY APPRECIATED!

In the dark recesses of Orochimaru’s lair can the captured Anko and the mystifying Kabuto look beyond the darkness that surrounds them? Can they do it together - or does oblivion only await? A Challenge. AU-ish

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

it was the most cute...but random conversation ever. R&R!

Neji falls in love...

AU The sand siblings stay in Konoha for 2 months, and Sasuke and Neji make a challenge whoever wins Gaara's affections wins. More pairings inside HIATUS

All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

OneShot. A quiet evening spent alone together... sounds nice. Especially when you're on a Haunted Hay Ride through a deserted Fairgrounds. Deserted indeed, if you exclude the monsters. HikaruXKaoru Read.. if you dare.

‘Yakushi Kabuto is a firstrate spy.’ Uchiha Itachi muses.

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Hyuuga Neji has the seemingly perfect life, Student Body President, popular, wealthy, and good looking. Though something is off. He has a stalker. AU High School fic NejiGaara

Falsehood and deceit were merely means to a greater end, only tools for important causes. KabutoxHinata, OrochimaruxHinata, warnings: bondage

Naruto licked his lips. He knew exactly what he wanted to say. He knew that Sasuke would find out, hunt him down, and most likely kill him...Oh well. 'Sasuke is gay.' He said.

Gaara takes a shot at writing poetry for his very first crush. Temari and Kankuro try to help. Oh god. Poor Hinata.

The caged bird wants to fly again. The one that teaches him is a man that already knows how to soar. GenmaxNeji. Going from 'Sasuke Hunt' to 'Gaara retrieval' arc in the manga. K for now, M in the future. Yaoi.

AU: Three children. One ANBU squad. All on the verge of breaking down. How they understood each other, however, was nothing like they'd ever imagined. [Warning: Dark Theme, OOCness]

Sasuke and Naruto have a poll. If the two of them were together, who would be the seme and who would be the uke? ONESHOT. Sasuke and Naruto. [COMPLETED]

Justice must be done when an enemy of Konoha Kingdom, Sasuke, captures Prince Naruto and now that retribution is being done in his honor, how far will Naruto allow this to go before he breaks? AU Sasuke x Naruto

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.

This time the twins have gone too far with their pranks. Here are the consequences... Warnings for Twincest and crack. :D

Kimimaro x Tenten, canon. On a training journey following the finals of the Chuunin Exams, Tenten comes upon a boy in a field, and in the process gains an unexpected training partner.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.

The memories from Team 7 weren't the only things Sasuke left behind when he joined Orochimaru; he had other goodbyes that needed to be said...Pairing: Sasuke X Household plant...no, I'm not kidding.

Oneshot GaaSasu [darkweird] Sitting, alone in a corner, knees drawn to the chest. Here I sit, alone, eyes closed. Don't want to open them, no, don't want to, can't... Gaara's POV

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.

The hardest person to accept is the one staring at you in the mirror.