Hey all, I'm Embry Call's Angel, otherwise known as the Queen of Sarcasm! Congratulations, you have stumbled upon a rare species of insanity!

Yeah, I like chocolate, writing, and Embry, and dislike most other things, including people. But I don't bite; I'll sic Embers on you, though!

I don't suffer from insanity; rather, I enjoy every moment of it.

My avatar was made by Itachi Uchiha's Angel.

A quiz I found on someone's profile:

Put your 12 favorite Twilight characters in no order at all.

1. Embry

2. Leah

3. Jacob

4. Quil

5. Sam

6. Alice

7. Jasper

8. Jane

9. Carlisle

10. Seth

11. James

12. Aro

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Alice/James… That’s just sick…

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Quil… He's kind of cute. 6/10

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Aro/Jane… That isn’t possible, but it would be very interesting.

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Carlisle… Nope.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Leah/Alice!? Hell no, that’s just wrong…

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Sam/Carlisle or Sam/Seth… Do I have to pick one?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Jasper-Leah/Aro… He’d have a heart attack… If vampires can have heart attacks, that is…

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Jacob/Seth… He didn’t know this feeling inside him, what drew him to his elder, his idol, but it was a strange feeling. Seth had no clue what he could be getting into when he follows the guide of this feeling…

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Embry/Jane… I should hope not…

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Jasper/Aro… The Emotional Spiral

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Jacob… I have no friends…

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

James… Not that I know of!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Leah/Quil/Sam… Nope, that would be very interesting, though.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Seth… I have no idea.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Jane… I have no idea…

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Embry/Alice/Aro… Character death due to insanity…

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Seth/Leah… I can’t even think about that…

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

James-Leah/Jane… That’s some pretty messed-up shit…

20) How emo is Seven?

Jasper… Very emo, very, very emo…