A series of unrelated oneshots featuring our favourite couple in naughty situations. Requests are more than welcome.

AU, plotty ensemble fic with slow burn Damon/Elena. On the night that Elena meets Damon, her cell phone dies before she can call home for a ride. Their conversation is never interrupted by her parents' arrival, Elena and her parents are never in a car that goes off Wickery Bridge, and Stefan never has to save Elena from drowning. Enjoy and review! (And then go read Part II.)

"I'll leave you alone, I won't come near you again, if you just sleep with me once. Just the once. That's all I need." How do you resist someone so tempting? You don't, even if he's your mother's lover's son...

After the tragedy of her parents death Elena Gilbert is left with nothing but her older brother acting as her legal guardian. one night, with her brother away she finds herself with an unexpected house guest with a deranged imagination. (Warning! contains dark Damon, strong language, dark themes and rape! M for a reason!)

Elena Gilbert and her family move to Mystic Falls. It's a new life and a new start for them. Elena's life will change...but will it be for better or worse? When she meets the mysterious and flirtatious captain of the football team, how will she come to terms with her new profound feelings? AU/AH (Rating changed)

They called him crazy, insane even. People feared him and avoided him at any cost, even in the asylum. So what is Dr. Elena Gilbert supposed to do when she not only takes this insane monster as a patient, but falls in love with him, and him with her?

Elena is just a seventeen year old with a lot of problems. Mostly with relationships. Those problems center around Damon Salvatore, her brother's best friend and partner in crime, literally. The summer will bring many things for all. AH/AU

AU. Damon is a college stud that likes to screw anything in a skirt. Elena is a stuffy college librarian. What happens when these two meet? Written as a one shot

AU/AH. The original version of "Cops and Robbers." Detective Elena Gilbert is hot on the trail of the nefarious Damon Salvatore. Little does she realize that while she is chasing him, he is chasing her.

What if Damon and Elena were in the same high school? He's the infamous bad boy vampire in school while Elena is the virgin good girl that happens to like partying. Will he be able to add her to his little black book? "That place in my mind.." RATED M bb!