The Torrid Penhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Mentalist. Hey everybody. my pen name is The Torrid Pen for a reason: Torrid- (adj) ardent: characterized by intense emotion; "ardent love"; "an ardent lover"; "a fervent desire to change society"; "a fervent admirer" emotionally charged and vigorously energetic; "a torrid dance"; "torrid jazz bands"; "hot trumpets and torrid rhythms" extremely hot; "the torrid noonday sun"; "sultry sands of the dessert" So you can guess what rating i play in: M! I know its weird, but i kinda like slash. And smut. And everything in between. I will occasionally venture into fluffiness, but there had better be chocolate or waffles involved. :) Shows: The Mentalist Criminal Minds NCIS Monk Psych Supernatural ...and more! Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning the devil shudders and says "Oh shit! She's awake!" I HAVE A LIVEJOURNAL EVERYBODY! It has more writing. Plus other crap, too. The-torrid-pen.livejournal. com (take out the space) |
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Worst Case Scenario by Chloe Winchester reviews
Something horrible has happened to Hotch, he just has no idea what it is. With the team just as baffled and trying to find a missing Reid, it becomes a nightmare they all feared, an unsub targeting them. Hurt!Hotch Hurt!Reid NO SLASH! M for sexual abuse
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,601 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Liar by Oroburos69 reviews
Red John reminds Jane of why he can't have nice things. Red John/Jane non-con.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Patrick J., Red John
Three is Company by AhmoseInarus reviews
REQUEST FROM EMRI-MAY-When hotel room key cards get mixed up, Hotch finds himself walking in on Morgan and Reid engaged in unexpected activities. But even more unexpected, Morgan talks Hotch into joining in... and it wasn't hard to do so, either. H/M/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/14/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan] - Complete
Love Machine by vespertine dreams reviews
Knight Rider 2009 series. KITT's curiosity leads him and Michael into new territory. Slash-Michael/KITT. Please bear in mind that it is rated M for a reason.
Knight Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/20/2010 - KI2T, Michael K. - Complete
The X File by AhmoseInarus reviews
AU-Agents Mulder and Scully have reached a dead end as they hunt down a psychic murderer. They call in the BAU to help them track this person down. But almost immediately, the UnSub finds himself drawn to Reid's mind like a moth to the flame. SLASH Hotch/Reid
Crossover - X-Files & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,910 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Go and Shatter by Illyria13 reviews
If there's one thing they have in common, it's living through hell. Perhaps the best way to make it is to find someone else who's survived it too. Jane/Cho
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Patrick J., Kimball C. - Complete
Reciprocity by Oroburos69 reviews
Jane gives back what he borrowed and receives gifts in return.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Patrick J.
Red Demons by superwoman1015 reviews
Secret Santa gift for tromana at jello forever. DARK! What happens if Jane and Lisbon have one night of comfort and then decide that it was a mistake? heed the rating, it's 'M' for a reason. COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,420 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Red haze of rage and regret by mtm reviews
A threat becomes reality and reality becomes a nightmare.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,671 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The House of Ill Repute by ficlit78 reviews
COMPLETE. It's Halloween and the boys want to know what Grace is up to. A bit of friendly stalking isn't a big deal, right? Little does Jane know that following her will lead him to a kindred spirit. Total smutty Grigby, smutty Jane/OC and Cho/OC.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 101,884 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Wayne R., Grace vP. - Complete
Our Secret by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 2 - Just a short story about Hotch and Reid's relationship continuing to bloom. The pair decide that they would like to wear a symbol of their love and devotion to each other, even if it can never be seen by anyone else.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/27/2009 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Snowed In by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: NUMBER 1 - Due to a weather advisory warning, Hotch takes a very drunk Reid home with him. They end up trapped in his house all weekend long, holed up in his bedroom by the fireplace. Things happen in that room that neither of them had ever expected.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/11/2009 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Two Red Roses Across The Moon by SpaceAnJL reviews
The final part of Thanksgiving. Double-size chapter, for all you patient readers. And the impatient one - yes, I'm looking at you, FiveRoses...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,184 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
Severely Damaged by AhmoseInarus reviews
When Hotch and Reid interviewed Chester Hardwick, it could have ended in tragedy. But Reid's quick thinking saved the day. But what if Chester Hardwick did not let Reid distract him? What if he attacked? Rated M due to graphic violence.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/16/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid, UNSUB - Complete
The Bet by vespertine dreams reviews
#4-- A poker game, a bet, and a surprise for the rest of the CBI team when they see exactly what the forfeit involves. Kink-crossdressing, Slash- Patick Jane / Shawn Spencer- the rating is there for a reason. Reviews welcome.
Crossover - Psych & Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Shawn S., Patrick J. - Complete
Fake Psychics Reunited by vespertine dreams reviews
#2-- Patrick and Shawn being naughty! Follows on from The Fake Psychics' Club. Patrick/Shawn slash- the rating is there for a reason. Reviews welcome.
Crossover - Psych & Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Shawn S., Patrick J. - Complete
Ten ways to turn Offended Shawn into Horny Shawn by Andy KG reviews
.:Shawn/Gus:. When it comes to dealing with Shawn, Gus has his very own methods.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
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Gives You Chills reviews
Ice is cold and hard, but under the right conditions it will melt. SLASH, but no adult situations.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Kimball C., Patrick J. - Complete