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I'm J.K and I live in the USA.

"Who can take the sunrise and sprinkle it with BLOOD!" Sweet Tooth- Holy Musical B@man


The Stupid Test!!

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you wern't talking
() You have run into a glass/screen door
(X) You have jumped out a moving vehical
(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and people gave you weird looks
(X) You have run into a tree
() It is possible to lick your elbow
() You just tried to lick your elbow
() You never Knew Twinkle Twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme
() You just tried to sing them
(X) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
(X) You have choked on your own spit
(X) You have seen the the Matrix and you still don't get it
(X) You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
(X) You just looked at it
(X) Your hair is blond/dirty blonde/ or has blonde in it
(X) People have called you slow
(X) You have accidently caught something on fire
(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went in to your nose/eye/or cheek
(X) You have caught yourself drooling
(X) You've fallen in sleep in class
(X) If someone says "fart" you laugh
(X) You just laughed
(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(X) You tell a story and forget what your talking about
(X) People are usually shaking there heads and walking away from you
(X) You are often told to use your "inside voice"
(X) You use your fingures to do simple math
(X) You have eaten a bug
() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(X) You have put your cloths on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
(X) You have looked all over for something to realize it was in your hand, pokets, or on your head
(X) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it would happen to you.
(X) You break alot of things
(X) Your friends know not to use big words around you
(X) You sometimes tilt your head when your confused
(X) When your lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of your ceiling

Total all together= 31 , if it is 18 or lower you are not stupid..

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Maybe I'm Amazed by Alethea27 reviews
What if Severus had never called Lily Mudblood? What if Potter's deliberate bullying had never managed to break them up? What if they decided to get married and have children despite the turbulent times? Not J. Potter friendly. Please read and review. This story is AU and is NOT canon-compliant. Image is from Dorian Gray and credited to Alliance and Ealing Studio, 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 380,234 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Harry Holmes by MyFacelessUkulele reviews
The letter came late in the evening. It looked like any letter one could expect to get from a wizard, but for Harry that letter would change his life. The letter would give him a family in two brothers, an ex-soldier and two slightly overbearing grandparents
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Harry P., Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
The Well of Atlas by Athena645 reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry begins experiencing strange things. Dangerous things. In the wake of such a tradgedy, and under the stress of being the Chosen One, he can't seem to keep his new abilities together. If he can't learn to control them, he could endanger everyone around him. Thankfully, a certain Severus Snape has just the set of skills that he needs. Slash, M/M, Snarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Harry P., Severus S.
Curiouser and Curiouser by Cibbsoldlady reviews
Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,499 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 5,784 - Follows: 8,202 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
Severus Snape and the Toddler-Who-Lived by nicnac918 reviews
No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 358 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Foundation for the Future by Teddylonglong reviews
Before their first Hogwarts year, Harry and Hermione undergo training with the founders of Hogwarts. How will they fit into their future's class? Completely AU, partly OOC, probably Dumbledore/Weasley bashing. Rating just to be sure. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,238 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter breaking free by GreyWardenN7 reviews
After meeting with Dumbledore a lot of things don't make sense so harry goes to the goblins for help, gets his inheritance and breaks free.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,638 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Harry P., Susan B.] - Complete
Concerning the Unlikely Benefits of Polyjuice Potion by m81170 reviews
In Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, two things overtook the school: Dolores Umbridge and PRICKS - The Polyjuice Romance Inspired Cupid Kissing Service. Both disturbed him greatly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Fred W., George W., Harry P. - Complete