THE JONAS BROTHERS AREN'T IN LOVE WITH YOU, FANBRAT.

Hmm...where to start?

Harry Potter, writing, and music are the three most important things in my life.

I hate Twilight, My Chemical Romance, and PEOPLE WHO ARE SO FUCKING DENSE THAT THEY DON'T REALIZE THAT THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE ACTUAL PEOPLE.

Dear Suethor,

It has come to our attention that you have been pairing Mary-Sues with canon characters who actually have personalities. We recommend that you either:

A) Stop writing original characters altogether, if all you can churn out is a Sue or Stu (although this should be used as a last resort ONLY if your character development is the only thing that needs improving)
B) Take a writing class, preferably a character development course.
C) Read actual literature as opposed to Twilight and The Clique.
D) Stop posting your works on public sites, although this should be used as a last resort when both your character development and actual writing is bad, as we don't want to discourage writing among the younger generation.
E) Take the notebook that you wrote your story in (or print out the document), go up to random people on the street and say "can you give me some con-crit?"

If you refuse to cooperate, please, at least pair your Sue with a Stu. So many Stus get pushed aside as the Sue frantically glomps the "hawt" main male character, they deserve a little love, too. Maybe your Sue and Stu can have mini-Sues and mini-Stus, and then they can be one big, happy, badly-written family.

Save the CCs. If you must write a Sue who falls in love, pair your Mary-Sue with a Gary-Stu, not a character with actual depth.

Thank you,
The Society for the Prevention of Sue-rape to Canon Characters

Insanity is fun. Weirdness is good. So is an asylum an amusement park?

HELL TO THE NO.

Insanity, whatever you might think, is not fun. You wanna hear voices in your head? You wanna be suicidal? You wanna be locked up in an asylum for your whole life because you're a danger to others and yourself? That's what insanity is like, and I am sick and fucking tired of these stupid little fanbrats who think, "oh, being locked up in an asylum for the rest of my life sounds fun!"

INSANITY IS NOT FUN.

If you're sick of those copy and paste things on your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.