Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

"Alfred has always known his eating is messed up. How can he forget with everyone shoving it in his face, "Oh look, America's gaining weight," and "I can't believe you haven't died yet, eating all that fast food". He silently takes the sharp jabs from the other nations, from his boss, from his people. All they see is food going in, but they've never seen how the food comes out."

In the legendary musical, we see America's founding fathers engage in legendary battles, triumphs and losses to form a nation. So how does a haughty, privileged, no-nonsense, sharp tongued, remarkable scholar of an immigrant woman sent to America in secrecy and squalor grow up to be a game changer with political power? Enter Elizabeth Schuyler. {Full summary before Chapter One.}

Alexander is working as a merchant's clerk when he first sees Eliza Schuyler. His friends tell him to forget it; she's too high class for him. That is, until Hercules makes the mistake of suggesting that Alexander pose as John Laurens' cousin at a ball. I'm bad at summaries - read it because Angelica eventually gives Alexander a bloody nose and it's funny.

Odin never gave up his grasp on Yggdrasil. He sends his children to bring Midgard into line with Asgardian rule. Captured and sentenced to death, Jane Foster spins out her life with a new story each night. One-sided Lokane, evil!Loki. Written for lokaneweek. ONESHOT.

When both parties bring baggage into a relationship, there are bound to be issues to resolve. Kaito is at his breaking point when Shinichi runs out on their anniversary for work. Again. Shinichi is unaware that he has a problem, and Hakuba is determined to keep the other two together and happy, even if he has to disregard his own feelings to do so.

It was a familiar scenario. He had been through it before many, many times. Some things never changed, right? - It was Parents Day at Teitan Elementary, and once again, Conan was going to be the only kid there without parents.

England was there in France's darkest moments of self-loathing and despair. Now, he finally sees him shine. This is my work for the Hetalia Writers' Discord's OTP Event, inspired by the prompts "close" and "why are you crying?"

After Belarus is left alone in the snow, she is saved by England, who knows exactly how it feels to be alone. But a magical threat will strain their relationship to the max- and open Belarus's eyes to a whole new world. Will she survive in her new world... or will she die?

"'Cause if you go, I go." Every time Matthew runs, Alfred is there to bring him home again. Rated T for various thematic elements. FACE family. No slash.

One day Morty walks in on Rick doing something... unpredictable. My version of what could possibly have happened after the season 3 finale, given how the characters have changed.

With the newly resurrected Voldermort, Dumbledore has discovered something shocking. With a decision being made, Harry left to Japan for the summer in search of his birth family. Will he learn what real family is? On Hiatus

Spidy has constantly refused to become one with Venom and the alien is tired with it… So the symbiote decides to use the teen's body for something else. Explicit adult topics. Rated M for a reason. Extended summary inside. Featuring MJ and Dr. Strange.

After a training session gone terribly wrong, Lance finally reaches his breaking point. Luckily, Coran knows exactly what to say. Lance & Coran bonding, because we defenitely need more of their beautiful relationship.

James becomes ill, and Snape is the only person that can keep him alive. Of course, Snape will only help him for a price. SSJP. Snames - now fully edited with new chapters and various new scenes! (It's basically a whole new story!)

He changed to fit into his new body but now he couldn't fit into his old one. Sonoko would have to live with the disappointment that her childhood friends getting married would never happen.

Arthur Kirkland comes from a strict aristocratic family, his only happiness is his servant Alfred. But fate has a different plan for these individuals and they must learn to face the frightening, and even ominous, challenge of their future as rulers together. Cardverse AU, USUK. Rated T for violence and suggestive content.

Alfred isn't sick. He just sees the world differently, but there will always be those who don't understand. Thankfully, he has two parents that do.

Yachi gets a boyfriend. Cue a bunch of overprotective idiots.

Draco starts to see someone who isn't him in the mirror. He starts to remember memories he never had. He starts to feel the pain in his body every second – every War. His heart starts constricting and it won't stop. He knows he lost something – maybe even someone – But what? Draco!is!Canada. Don't like Sub!Draco, don't read this. PruCan (Harry is NOT Prussia) RE-WRITING CURRENTLY

[Human AU] If she were a regular damsel in distress, she would be waiting quietly in that castle to be rescued by her Prince Charming. She is currently on a carriage roof being strangled by a man she punched in the face. If he were a regular knight, he would be charging through the castle doors to rescue the fair maiden. He is currently strangling some poor girl on a carriage roof.

Alfred is a figure skater training for the Olympics. The rink he trains is where Matthew's hockey team trains. Most of the team looks down on his figure skating, and his fathers don't help with the stereotypes. Co-captain Ivan Braginski in particular enjoys tormenting him, until Ivan confesses that he is an ex-ballet student who misses the arts. FACE family, RusAme, AmCan brotherly

A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.

Meeting Jack Frost was interesting for Canada and Prussia, but they never expected he would crash a World Meeting.

Kuroo has a cute little habit that intrigues his teammates. Team Nekoma x Kuroo basically. Rated T for language and implied subject matter. Enjoy!

"God I'm so fat." "No, Alfred. You're not. You're –" "Stop it! I am and you know it! The whole world knows! Just stop okay?" Trigger Warning, Human AU, and F.A.C.E. Family.

Calista, Veronica and Heather have nothing in common. After a strange meeting and an accident leads them to learn about America, they find themselves embroiled deep within a conflict they don't belong in...or do they? T for language.

Canadá quiere confesarle a Vietnam lo que siente por ella... lograra hacerlo?

When Lily was seven, she was married to her sister Petunia beneath a half-dying oak tree in their small back garden wearing their father's old dinner jacket and a dusty, black top hat. LilyPetunia, Lily/James.

Natalya just can't seem understand Alfred when he tries to explain why Americans find foreign languages so sexy to her. So, he decides to show her what he means. What he fails to do is think it through. Lots of other languages. But there's translations. AmeBel-ish.

Jack Frost was dancing through the streets of Toronto one early winter morning when he came across a kindred spirit, a blond like him and unlike him in being, yet more than similar in circumstance. Thus begins the friendship of Jack Frost and Matthew Williams. Pre-movie. No pairings.

Alfred has reservations about showing Arthur his new sweater. Matthew finds out why (and helps him get over it). Slight one-sided USUK.

Alfred's disintegrating, wasting away, but that's okay. He's getting closer to fine with every inch of fat chipped away, though it's not enough. Never enough. Anorexic!Alfred.

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

Loki makes another enemy and decides to go to the Avengers for help. The Avengers are not amused.

Người đầu tiên nó yêu là anh thợ cắt tóc

America starts freaking out when he and England are stuck together in an elevator during a power cut. Once he calms down, the two begin to talk, and eventually one thing leads to another... UKUS oneshot with lemony goodness!

Fred, Neville, Luna, Mrs Weasley think about how blind the world is when it comes to Harry, Ron, and Hermione

After puncturing his bicycle on a hill, Alfred finds himself being offered a lift by a charming man in a passing luxury car. As they converse and flirt, Alfred wonders when his laughter stopped being genuine... Oneshot. Based on The Smiths' song. UK/US.

Arthur estaba feliz en comprarles nuevos juguetes a sus pequeños rubios, pero a llegar a la casa escuchó a los menores... ¿gemir? ¡¿Que demonios estaban haciendo! ¡¿Francis le hacía esas "cosas" al pequeño Matthew! ¡Mataría a ese, wine bastard!

Conan my not be sick, but apparently his mind is. Heiji is not amused and dream Kaito is selling things... One-shot madness.

Somewhere deep in the forest, Kiku holds the other twin,and wonders why fate has to be so cruel. It had divided a set of twins, for nearly no reason whatsoever. And now Alfred weeps over it. Based on a Vocaloid song. Shonen-ai hints of AmJap RusCan

Sequel to Grey Skies Over London. They're home now, but things are not as they should be: Arthur is still delusional, Alfred is still a prisoner, and Matthew is at the end of his rope. Desperate people resort do desperate meassures...

Y no es que estuviera celoso, pero es que sólo ellos podían hacer enojar o llorar a Arthur de aquella forma, e Irlanda no estaba dispuesto a compartirlo y menos con Estados Unidos.

I am justice. I am life. I am failure. I am forgiveness. I am Death. We're sorry, detective, we couldn't save her, but you already knew that much. A strange little piece. Character death SxR in a morbid sense.

Fourth in the Supernatural series. Conan's very, very sick... and he's getting some interesting visitors in the hospital.

Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.