"Team Seven, your mission is to capture a group of mercenaries hidden in a civilian village. Sasuke and Naruto, you're married. Naruto, you're pregnant. And Sakura, you're her personal doctor," … "WHAT?". SasuFemNaru. Don't like, don't read!

Uchiha Sasuke dreams of the sky. After ten years, he begins to dream with the sun as the shadows in his memories begin appearing with startling clarity—and everything seems connected to this stranger who returned with covered eyes he longs to see.

"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC

Uchiha Itachi was sure life couldn't get any better than going out for ice cream with his baby brother. Then, Naruto happened. Alternate Ninja-verse. Rating may go up to T as characters age.

When Naruto got accepted to Konoha Art Academy he soon learned the school wasn't run by faculty but by three good looking boys, or the 'Bishonen Princes' It was all fine and dandy until they wanted him to join as the fourth Prince...AU.YAOI/Slash

Horrible nightmares and blackouts, missing people and an underground maze of darkness. Sasuke and Naruto, and the rest of Rei-Senzai, are faced with a new horror, and are challenged by an old foe. Warnings and full summary inside. Sequel to Rei-Senzai Inc

"I swear, if you're handing your kid over to Crips or the Bloods, I'm calling child services." - Sasu/Naru/Sasu . Itachi's hired a new babysitter for his precious son. -What began as a oneshot has become an epic of awkward college-student proportions. AU.

Sex magic is the most powerful and most addictive kind of magic there is. But Sasuke, that repressed emo bastard, just keeps trying to get rid of the hot blond genie. And his goat. Sasunaru, yaoi, humour

On a dare, Naruto and Kiba start a dating agency with a 'One date only' policy... humor, romance, sasunaru

You'd really expect your soulmate to be more compliant and not want to kill you... Humour, romance, supernatural. SasuNaru

An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.

The following files record the investigations of the Rei-Senzai Inc. crew. These files have not been editted in anyway. The truth...is no longer hidden. All characters used. Ratings vary per case. Yaoi.

Jiraiya smuggles in 5 laptops into Konoha, and the entire cast of Naruto writes fanfiction. And they write comments for each other. Entirely fluff and humor.Some romances. Some scary lemons. Enjoy.

Being schooled to be assassins is dangerous and hectic and doesn't leave much time for romance. Unless you're into that kind of thing. NaruSasu, yaoi, humour. For Khairul

Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru

Sasuke is part of a group that specialises in the supernatural. When they are called to investigate an orphanage that has experienced some strange events, things might just get a bit deadly! Full summary inside. SasuNaru/yaoi/ghosts/O.C's/ AU

Uchiha Sasuke met the other half of his soul on a battlefield that neither of them were going to walk away from. Or so they thought. Love, it seems, can survive centuries, impossibilities- even death. Happy NaruSasu Day! For Jelp.

Naruto is a down on his luck comedian, and when he finally gets his big break he accidentally winds up in a brothel and bought for 2 million yen by the biggest yakuza. He may be in for more than just a joke or two! SasuNaru ItaNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru, alot

A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru

Sasuke stumbled through the door. Pulling off his coat and inspecting the cuffs of his sleeves where long golden hairs clung, Sasuke thought, Goddamn werewolves. AU, SasuNaruSasu

-SasuNaru- Ache: verb, noun 1. To suffer a continous, dull pain. 2. To long, to yearn painfully. 3. A painful sorrow. After bringing Sasuke back to Konoha, Naruto must not only live with the boy from his past, but be handcuffed to him. Literally.

He knew the truth. He could tell them how it happened. "Sasuke, I want you to tell me...we'll start from the beginning." "..." "Tell me, how did you meet Naruto?" And Sasuke tells the story. SasuNaru. Sad one-shot. R&R. Shounen-ai. Character death.

1 lost bet. 1 month. 1 big secret. Sasuke has just started working at the ever popular Konoha Cafe... And something weird is definitely going on. He's not supposed to find out, but Sasuke Uchiha never loses. -SasuNaru- AU.

Madara was right. Naruto and Sasuke's type of rivalry goes back a long time. DISCONTINUED

Sasuke rescued a not so human Konohamaru from a group of thugs. His reward? A stalking blond kitsune! Wait, what? NaruSasu! COMPLETE

AU ONESHOT What will Naruto and Sasuke do when after a certain night there's only silence left between them? YAOI SasuNaru

Things never work as planned. Naruto is now Hokage. Sasuke has killed Itachi. Neither have the happiness that they yearned for. Narusasu

Quickshot turned story now. How to catch an Uchiha offguard! NaruSasu contains spoiler for chapt 307 of the manga.

“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.

Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.

When Naruto starts working in a institution for ‘broken’ named Tengoku, even he soon thinks he's out of his mind - especially when he meets a seemingly mute patient named Sasuke, who threatens to drive him straight into insanity. AU YAOI NaruSasu

To keep up the village's appearance, Tsunade arranged a few marriages. 3 years later, some marriages are working, others aren't going so well. Meanwhile, Orochimaru's interests turn toward a Konoha nin other than Sasuke. SasuNaru, KibaHin, LeeGaa, more

Sasuke, a skilled thief on a run for his life. Naruto, a trainee in the FBI. When these two start out a chase, it’s inevitable that lives are about to change dramatically and hearts will get burned… POSSIBLE EIGHTSHOT AU YAOI NaruSasu

Naruto is looking forward to having a relaxing summer... mostly because that means two whole months away from his 'mortal enemy' Sasuke. Too bad luck isn't on his side... SasuNaru, Yaoi, Lemons/Limes, Possible Uchihacest, AU.

At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.

Naruto Uzumaki is pumped for the dance that his school is holding. But when his best friend Sasuke Uchiha starts acting funny, Naruto isn't so sure about the dance anymore...and what does YSA mean? SasuNaru Lemon in later chaps! AU!R and R please thanx!

AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!

Hinata on the road to becoming 'somebody', instead of being a shy unknown girl who stutters. For the cast of HSBK, high school never ends. SasuXhina and NejiXhina

7 prophets. One dying friend. One chance to live again. A city full of others vying for the single prize. No rules, guns allowed. NaruXSasu GaaXHina ShikaXTem

Naruto needs a break from his nightmarish life, so he goes to a ranch named Konoha to calm his nerves. But relaxation is quite hard to get when he meets Sasuke, mysterious foster son of the ranch’s owner. AU YAOI NaruSasu

SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.

Kakashi's in a panic! Iruka can't figure out how a few shades difference can turn his normally calm lover into an unstable, semi-homicidal maniac. My crack fic. It had to be done! KakaIru

Sasuke's now back in Konoha. Or, perhaps, a shell of him. He doesn't eat, sleep or react to anything, doesn't seem to be even alive anymore. Naruto is desperate to make him wake up, but with Kyuubi acting up, will he be strong enough? YAOI NaruSasu

Sakura is 18, in high school, and wondering exactly how to tell four of the hottest guys in her class that they were ninja in a past life...and that right now, the world needs them to be ninja again. SasuNaru. GaaraLee.

-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

A normal morning turns decidedly awkward for the genin of team 7. Implied one-sided SasuNaru, KonohamaruMoegi, SasuSaku and NaruHina. Silly fic, not quite crack. Rated for mentions of porn and homosexuality. Please R&R!

Naruto is finally invited to join the famous Trio. Unfortunately for him, he falls heads over heels in love with one of his irresistible partners, Sasuke. NaruXSasu. Discontinued

SasuNaruSasu, NarutoSakura friendship. Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's ...ahem... relationship problems. COMPLETE.

One of the first things Sasuke learns in Sound Village is that Kabuto is more dangerous than Orochimaru. KabutoSasuke

Some things just can't be learned through a text. [SasuNaru] One Shot.

In which Naruto sucks at hiding and Sasuke just wants to beat him senseless. Oh, and people want to kill them. NaruSasu

After Youma research was legalised, the Anti Youma Brigade was formed to clean up any possible mess. And that was why Naruto and Sasuke's lives could never be the same again. Is friendship really possible in their line of occupation?

Insanity is only two steps from the edge. How far can you bend before you break? [SasuNaru, AU]

-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Konoha has been at war for ten years, and it seems that their last hope lies with a select group of children, most notably, Sasuke and Naruto. At least, they would be, if they don't kill each other first.