Draco Malfoy is a Potions Master, psychiatrist, accomplished Occlumens and Legillimens running a successful private mental and magical health business. Harry Potter is the hero of the wizarding world and Head Auror. When Harry is recommended to a place that can help him with his sleeping disorder, he's in for a surprise. Post-war era. HP/DM. (Co-written.)

A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

Malfoy's a real ass, we all know that. He just gets what he deserves when Ron and Harry decide to pull a very... unconventional prank on him. Harry's not so certain though, because, Merlin knows why, somewhere along the way he actually starts feeling something for the git. First fanfiction in this fandom! SLASH H/D rated M for language and future adult situations.

*COMPLETE* It's 8th year at Hogwarts. Voldemort is dead. Harry and Draco get partnered together to do a six week potion assignment but on the first night something they never imagined ends up happening, it's both good and very bad. Will they survive it? -AU- Dumbledore & Snape alive - MATURE ADULT CONTENT!

Harry was done with the hexes, taunts and stress of having to deal with an idiot like Draco. It was time to get that ferret out of his life for a few weeks. So whenever he has a chance to spike Malfoy with a three week long illness with hangover like conditions, he takes it. The only problem is once he is found out, he's the one who will have to look after him... HP/DM

It's a Friday night and the four athletes of the Iwatobi Swim Club are all rained in at Haruka Nanase's house. With the power out, what are four teenage boys to do with themselves? MakoHaru ButterPenguin. Rating may change later on.

A collection of KagaKuro one-shots because everyone needs a little more KagaKuro love in their lives. The newest chapters are just smut, tbh. Feat. morning homecoming sex, rimming and crossdressing camboy!Kuroko.

Thor finds Loki sitting on the rainbow bridge, wanting to ease his brothers obvious pain. / HEAVY smutt, hurt/comfort, basically porn with a small plot, pseudo-incest, LokixThor, don't like it don't read. FINALLY COMPLETE!

Harry makes an unexpected discovery in an online strip club that turns his world upside down. Drarry, MxM

Beginning mere weeks after the Trials, Draco Malfoy has started to dangerously lose control of his magic. His only hope is the tutelage of Harry bloody Potter - but, of course, things never happen easily between the pair of once-enemies. (HP/DM, EWE, pre-8th year, slow-build-ish)

A series of different RinTori fluff and smut. Initially, Nitori skips swimming practice and Rin doesn't know how to handle his emotions. They're both worried about each other but neither wants to be the first to admit it. It gets gayer from there and none of the chapters are connected, really. They go on dates and they bang. Just a few things I'm writing for someone.

Rei convinces Nagisa to share a tent with him. Rated M for boyxboy smut.

Takes place after the "Sweet Good Morning" contest from the drama cd. Rin can't accept his defeat and vows to show Haruka just how sweet he can really be! Rinharu

Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.

With all the bitter feelings of rivalry and anger out of the way, it seems like everything is coming back to normal. Yet, both Haru and Rin seem to be troubled by something else, and it's becoming all too obvious to their friends. Gou feels some clever scheming to get the two alone wouldn't hurt, but she has no idea of the trouble she's about to unleash. (M for later chapters uh)

It's Makoto's birthday, and Nagisa knows he's been incredibly stressed out lately. As a result, Nagisa and Rei (but mostly Nagisa) decide to get a special present for him. It's not a conventional birthday present or stress-relief method by any means, but maybe it'll work out better than planned.

One-shot in which Draco is a prefect, who decides to punish Harry using his special ways when he catches him wandering through the castle after curfew. WARNING: Contains mature content! [PWP (Porn without plot)]

Rin and Haruka meet by chance on the street, and Rin invites himself over to Haru's house. Rin is still upset about their race the other day... So how can Haru make him feel better? Events from s1. Slash content. Rated M for a reason. Will be a two-shot now! (eventually!)

Well I'm really bad at summaries. This was a birthday present for a very naughty girl of a friend of mine and she told me to post it on here. Rin is sexually frustrated beyond belief, all the while Haruka and Makoto are looking for a third to their company. You do the math.

Violent, angry, forceful Rintori smut. Rin comes back after being told he can't swim in the relay and is so upset and full of distress that he takes it out on Nitori in a pretty surprising way. This is angsty angsty angsty, and also very smutty- just a warning! The second chapter is more abusive Rintori smut. A chapter three soon to come! Hope you like it! :)

"There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment." -Sarah Dessen

Where Malfoy is concerned, Harry has always been a little touched in the head. Oneshot written for the Kink n Squick Fest at LJ. Mature content, elements of dub con, slightly dark. Not fit for minors. Please proceed with caution.

What goes through Haruka Nanase's head as he lay in bed at night?

[[OLD]] "haru riding rin and rin leaning on pillows while haru does all work, pleaseeee" - anon

Smutsmutsmut! This is a drabbles compilation, of RinXHaru & ReiXNagisa!

[[OLD]] Plus, Rin would like to think he was an overall wholesome guy with healthy urges, not with a downright domestic apron kink. [completely NSFW, explicit RinHaru PWP including apron kinks and dirty talk]

Rin had beaten Makoto at many things during their friendship. One night, when they were both more than a little tipsy, Rin decides to hold another competition and Makoto gives in to his desire, making them both win the first prize…

[[OLD]] Rin's bound to Haru's bed with his school ties.

Harry Potter and his friends return to Hogwarts after the war to complete their education. Harry notices that Draco Malfoy is quite not himself. Harry's attempts to find out what happened to Draco after the war eventually lead him to falling in love with the Slytherin boy. WARNING: CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT!

"Onii-chan, what's a soul mate?" Makoto answers this question the best he can and Haru realizes a thing or two about his feelings.

Makoto isn't getting enough Rin in his life that he needs more. Thank you to Aoi for beta-ing!

Makoto comes home on his birthday night only to be greeted by his sweetheart in a maid uniform. Thanks to Aoi for beta-ing!

The hatred began when he noticed that no matter how hard he trained during swimming practice he never classified in any tournaments. He would often look at his teammates who successfully made it to the finals. They were all older and bigger than him and when he looked down at himself he only noticed the lack of muscle. Clearly that was the reason why he sucked at everything.

Gift-fic. Established Relationship. Makoto and Rin move in together. (2013 Makoto Birthday Fanworks Exchange.)

AU. Arabian prince Rin decides his harem is lacking something and ends up buying Haruka. Different combinations of Rin, Haru & Nitori (with a healthy doze of Makoto), PWP, bondage, threesome

because after spending hours together, half-naked and wet, there's no way anything is strictly platonic. /prompt drabbles/pairings vary/

Draco is falling vastly and uncontrollably in love with Potter, so much that a mere glance from Potter makes his chest hurt. But how is he supposed to tell The Boy Who Lived, his supposed enemy, that all he dreams about is holding him? HarryXDraco Slash

Nagisa and Rei are a loving, awkward pair that get along swimmingly.

(I would like to pretend there's actually a plot that follows this story, but there isn't. It's just really kinky and explicit sex. I'm so sorry about this...)

Morgan's feelings have changed. He is in love with Reid, does Reid feel the same way? Bad at summaries. This is male/male SLASH, don't like don't read, Rated M for sexual content. COMPLETE

Rei invites Nagisa over to help him with math, but his boyfriend has other things on his mind.

The curiosity was eating Rin away. Who could Nitori possibly be dating? But more importantly, why wouldn't Nitori tell him who it was? Nitori was always open about his feelings so there had to be an important reason why he wouldn't say.

When Kyoya and Tamaki were small, they were inseparable. But as they grew up and were separated from each other, will their childhood friendship still be recognized, or will it all stay in the past? Will Kyoya keep his promise to Tamaki that he had made all those years ago? Warning: Yaoi alert, rated M for later chapters :D

Kink Prompt Meme. In which Haru and Rin go on a date and Haru attempts to see the fifty shades of Rin. Haru/Rin.

Vaguely, in the back of his mind, he noticed Rin was barely biting. He really is sleep-drunk; Nitori entertained the thought. rintori

Alfred Jones gets frisky with Chief Warden Ivan Braginski. Prison!AU. Bondage. Prison sex. Smut.

Makoto is starting to struggle with his feelings for Haru. He'd give anything for Haru to be his, but since he knows that's not possible, he's happy maintaining the status quo. Or at least, he's trying to. MakoHaru.

The way they moved closer to each other in his bed had been a very gradual thing. Deliberate? Maybe. But would Rei ever admit that? Never. Nagisa x Rei. Lemony.

Once in a while Rin and Nitori like experimenting in bed. This time it was the turn for smart phones and sexy pictures. Unfortunately something goes a little wrong.

The athletes of Samezuka are invited to a party and somehow Nitori finds himself surrounded by a bunch of horny and half drunk teenagers. When he gets a little too drunk Rin comes to the rescue and Nitori finally speaks his mind.

He knew Nitori liked him, he had thought that maybe it was just a "I like your looks" thing but this was a whole different thing. This was Nitori frustrated because he cared and just then, the thought of having the boy stop talking to him, of Nitori giving up on him and walking away filled him with terror.

Nagisa pays a visit to Rei after a long night of drinking and tears.

Rin and Nitori use the Samezuka Academy weight room for some extra practice; Rin has other things in mind. (Nitorin, PWP)

Based on a prompt I found on tumblr, and two Rin is woken up by his shaking bunker and wonders what it is that Nitori could possibly be He climbs the ladder and finds an interesting view

Rin & Haru are interrupted by Nitori in the middle of some steamy action. Nitori runs away from the sight, clearly confused and hurt. What will Haruka and Rin do to make Nitori feel better?

When Haruka receives a text from Rin, he assumes the sharp-toothed boy just wants to challenge him to a race. But it turns out to be much more than that...

"Neh, Haru Chan, did you know that competitive swimmers shave off ALL of their body hair? It's supposed to make you faster because the water doesn't have any friction from the hair on your skin. Plus, it makes your skin more sensitive to the feel of the water." "All, the hair? Surely, you don't mean…. All of it?"

Sexually frustrated Rin and submissive Haru gone wild. Their relationship was not romance or friendship. It was just sex...or was it? (sorry but discontinued)

Nagisa has finally convinced his boyfriend to take their relationship to the next level! As Rei tries to prepare for the perfect night, the boys both feel nervous about their first time. This is a sweet, loving first timers story! Contains lots of Reigisa fluff and also some dirty, dirty sex. :) Enjoy!

Ahh harurin is my otp so i thought i'd write a little thing.

There's a side of Haru that Makoto has always longed to see.

Seijuurou and Rin do the dirty. That's it. That's all there is to this thing. They frickle dickle. They hubhob. They do the horizontal tango. They have a go. They hide the sausage. They do a hit and run. They ride the flagpole. They storm the cotton gin. Please be nice this is the first fic I'm posting. Reviews appreciated.

Gou is curious, Rin is there to help. Sibling action. I don't know. Fill for the Free! Kink meme. GouRin.

Nagisa finally decides that he's going to be the dominate one. After a reflection on how the first time the two boys were intimate will Nagisa be able convince Rei that switching roles isn' so bad?

Rin doesn't understand his feelings for Haru. His heart aches every time he's around Haru. Could this be...? Rin x Haru (A good bit of fluff, a bit of drama, a bit of profanity. Rating is for content in later chapters.)

Request: "Oh maid cafe smut pls. Rin doesn't want to wear the maid outfit but Nitori convinces him of how great he looks in it... " and "Have you ever thought about Nitori dominating? ... I want to imagine Nitori on top, and really shy about it, because he always pictured Rin fucking him until his legs went numb."

Makoto and Nagisa have been dating for almost a year now and haven't done anything beside kissing and cuddling. Nagisa is wanting to do more, but Makoto just doesn't how to. Smut. MakoNagi. Boyxboy, don't like, don't read!

Nagisa gets a little sexually frustrated. NagiRei, ReiGisa

Rin love to bite Haruka when they cuddle. Haruka doesn't. - RinHaru, rated M for smut. BoyxBoy, don't like, don't read.

Rin is having a nightmare and Nitori wants to help calm him down. Things go a little too far and end on an stranded note. NitoriRin for the Free! Kink Meme.

I really just wanted to use that title. Anyway this is a request from an anon: "lil shota nitori riding rin-senpais big dick 3" Nicely worded anon it pretty much explains the whole thing. I do take request guys don't be afraid to ask!

Graduation. And what comes after. Everyone grows up sooner or later. Rin/Haruka

Rin and Nitori have become much closer and Rin begins to trust him, enough to let Nitori sleep in his own bed. But does Nitori take it too far? Will be updated.

Haru is desperate for Rin to stay. How far is he willing to go to keep Rin by his side? RinHaru smut, borderline non-con.

Haru finishes first. He doesn't even get his pants off. Written for a prompt on the Free! kink meme.

Rei tries to hide from Nagisa in the pool when he's caught practicing after hours. After administering CPR on his fully conscious friend, Nagisa gets a little flirty, which brings out a different side of Rei. (My first fic wowza)

It's Marceline's birthday and Bubblegum has an interesting gift planned for her. Too bad the surprise party guests are accidently trapped in the Vampire's closet again. It seems like they might get an even bigger surprise then the birthday girl herself. It's not what you think …

Nagisa wants to play with Rei a bit in the locker room, but Rei is hesitant. Partially because they might get caught by Haruka and Makoto - and partially because oral sex simply isn't beautiful enough.

Nitori and Rin are finally together and Nitori wants to try something new in their intimate relationship, but like usual, things don't go according to plan. -Oneshot. -Lemon. [YAOI] -Image is not mine!

Sora was such a fucking tease. (SoraxRiku/teasing/oops Riku doesn't get ass tonight) this will probably be a two shot if I decide to stop being lazy.

A collection of morbidly themed drabbles/short stories pertaining to the pairing KidxSoul. Rated M for a reason

You are selfish, and only care about yourself. Why do you use all of us, just to leave us behind. You are going to end up as alone as I once was. Rin/Haruka. Smut.

Haruka insults Rin at a post-tournament party. Rin doesn't take it well. And yet he seems to have been waiting for such an opportunity. {Two-shot. Rin/Haru. Content warning.}

What happened in the shower rooms after a race Rin lost? Only Haru knows that. (Note: BoyxBoy action)

Makoto has no idea what he's doing when it comes to sex. Rin probably would have claimed he was straight this morning. They end up in bed together somehow, but hey, how hard can it be? MakoRin for the Free! Kink Meme.

Makoto is paying Haruka one of his daily visits when events escalate after he accidentally trips on his best friend. What's a smitten boy supposed to do when the one that he loves has left him in a discomforting position? MakoHaru

The best reward for breaking and entering ends in too much activity. Written for the Free! Kink Meme.

Rin and Makoto have been in a relationship for a few weeks, and Makoto's family is out of town. Makoto is about to learn something new about Rin. Rinkoto fill for the Kink Meme.

Rin can't sleep without a pillow. What will he do when he's stuck in a tent with Haru, with no pillows to speak of? Rin/Haru fluff.

Haruka is alone for the night until his two childhood friends come to join him. Makoto X Haruka X Nagisa threesome smut

Nagisa really wants Rei to join the swim club.

Haru wants a closer look at Rin's teeth. Written for a prompt on the Free! kink meme.

Reid has had an exhausting, exhilarating day. Morgan knows just what he needs.

"Shut up." Nitori cracked his eye open, light blue sending a spark of nausea into Rin's core, his stomach convulsing, "Wh-" "I said shut up." Nitori's eyes widened as the hands that had once sat innocently clenched next to his head shot to his neck, wrapping tightly around the pillar that sewed his head to his body. Because when it was silent he could pretend it was Haru.

Soul and Kid just woke up from an amazing night's sleep. Soul made bagels for breakfast, and it escalates pretty quickly.

Makoto was the one that suggested they bathe together, but once they were in the tub Haruka was the one that initiated the fun that was to ensue.

Spain and Romano were harvesting their crops when Romano had a little accident carrying a tomato basket. Now, Spain is going to have to help him clean up, but he really doesn't want to waste such perfectly good tomatoes. Spamano smut

Rei Ryugazaki is determined not to be the laughing stock of the swim team. In his quest for betterment he seeks the help of one innocent blonde breaststroke specialist, Nagisa Hazuki. Thinking he's going to get a one-on-one on swimming technique, Rei's in for quite a surprise at what innocent little Nagisa has in mind instead.

Two-shot of some Rin/Haruka goodness. Haruka meets Rin at the pool for a race, sexual tension is acted upon. Explicit sexual themes and yaoi are present in this fanfiction.

Austria's been heartbroken and refuses to come out of his room. Could that be a bad thing, or a good thing? My first PruAus. I don't normally ship this pairing, but this is special and dedicated... to: luffietherocker! You're an awesome person Luff!

This is a little scenario that happened after the match between Rin and Haruka. PWP

Ever since he had noticed the difference between boys and girls, Makoto had noticed Haru more than anyone else.

"Trust me okay," he whispers against Haruka's skin. "I'll make this good for you, Haru, I promise. I'd never hurt you. I couldn't even if I tried." Haruka's expression softens, and Rin feels his chest ache, before squeezing his eyes shut to capture the moment. Sharktooth blowjobs, that is all.

[FrUK; One Shot] They spent the night dancing drunkenly underneath the stars, whispering sweet nothings that meant little in each other's ears.

A lazy morning in bed between newly engaged Mathias and Nikolas leads to a little bit more. The sequel to Hurry Down the Chimney Tonight.

Francis was the one that dragged Arthur to this rather strange night club. How was Arthur supposed to know that the club would give him exactly what he needed. After some alcohol and a bit of erotic dancing, Arthur was more then willing to let the cowboy practically thrust him into the wall.

Over years of knowing each other, and drinking together, it would only be natural to end up sleeping together, right? After a long strings of one night stands that leave Sweden wanting more, he finally does something about it. FinSuFin, Finland tops, NSFW, fluffy ending.

A sudden snowstorm while driving causes Spencer and Derek to have to find lodging for the night.

Germany is finally home after being away, and Italy is more than happy to show him how much he missed him. -Warning: yaoi, lemon, PWP-

Draco was not invited to Potter's Party, and he won't stand for it. Silly, fluffy one-shot. Beware of the feels!

Garcia's appreciation of Morgan's assets leads to some interesting happenings between Morgan & Reid. This is slash! Don't like, don't read.

A cute little crack fic in which Canada decides to have breakfast in bed and France is all to happy to indulge him.

Kyoya lays in bed, all he wants is sleep. So whats stopping him? And why does he find this particular distraction so horribly disgust-worthy? Short one sided KyoTama, Rated M for a reason.

It's Tamaki's birthday, and he invited Kyouya over to celebrate. But is what Kyouya's planing to do be worth the invite? This is a fanfic request!

Prussia is taking piano lessons from Austria so he can impress him. What happens when he actually does well? ...I'm sorry, I can't summarize to save my life. Just read, please?

An exploration of the derivations of intimacy. Features: dirty talk, exterior ejaculation.

A steamy moment between everyone's two favorite Italians. PWP.

Stein has a new experiment that has been consuming him, and Spirit grows jealous of the time that Stein is spending in his research lab; though his mind refuses to acknowledge it as jealousy. Once Stein has finished his experiment, will he be able to help his "favorite test subject" with his problem? Manga based. Eventual yaoi/fluff. Stein/Spirit. A/N inside.

A rated M story in which Morgan and Reid sext on a case. Prize for the contest in Two Is Better Than One for phantomreg. Enjoy

Draco has a major freak-out in the car. Harry looks for a way to distract him. Kinky, smutty little one-shot featuring good old road-head! Dom!Harry, Sub!Draco. Not fit for minors. Written for Furrina and Yeyet Cullen who gave the prompt 'Draco in a Car'.

Draco wants to play games. Harry wants to take back what's his. Warning s : Use of toy s , slash and heavy sexual themes. Dom!Harry, Sub!Draco of sorts.

Harry is exasperated, and Draco doesn't want to go home. An awww inducing one shot featuring possessive!protective!Harry and drunk!Draco

The rain does things to him – releases hormones or heightens his senses, something – and before I knew it he was naked lying atop me with his lips slowly working over my own. I'm not complaining.

Quick, short, sweet. HPDM established relationship. One-shot, NC-17.

After a lifetime together and one question that was never answered, Link finds the courage to tell Zelda the truth... Story is better than summary, promise! LINKxZELDA

Link and Zelda get romantic in front of the Ancient Cistern. Surely, no one could possibly be watching them... could they? Skyward Sword. Link x Zelda. Sexual content.

Hermione needs a little help after their encounter at Malfoy Manor and Ron's eager to lend a hand

Takes place right after Skyward Sword. Link and Zelda return to Skyloft and make up for lost time. Don't just read, review too!

With suport from Himawari, Doumeki finally makes his move on Watanuki. "Why did I have that sort of dream?" "They say dreams are a manifestation of a person's fantasies." "Then I want that to happen?"

Takes place in Otto. A slightly different take on how Syaoran handles his alcohol. KuroSyao senseless yaoi smut.

Harry thinks maybe Draco's got a kink he's trying to keep secret. It's not going to be secret for long. Just a hot little drabble penned by request. Foot fetishery isn't really my thing, but I think Draco's feet are probably awfully sexy, don't you?

In which Tom Felton and Daniel Radcliffe discover Harry/Draco fan fiction, Tom becomes obsessed, and Dan frets over the utter bizarreness of his life. Tom/Dan RPS. Harry/Draco implied.

What if, unbeknownst to Harry and Ron, Hermione actually saw what the locket did to Ron?

Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!

If Hermione knows one thing, it's that Harry needs to talk to her about what she thinks she knows. Harry knows something is afoot, and Ron knows that the breakfast situation is critical. HPDM and HGRW AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Fairly daft.

To give someone a kiss they deserve, one that's meant just for them, you have to really know a person. This is one lesson Ron doesn't mind learning.

The Harry Potter gang have all finished making the last movie, and everyone feels a little numb about it. But that's not the only reason Daniel Radcliffe is alone in his apartment. When Tom Felton arrives, will things get better? Or crash and burn?

It's Halloween, and after a lovely night out trick or treating Soul and Kid retire to Soul's apartment. LEMON. SoulxKid. Happy Halloween!

There was but one particular place and time when Soul did not approve of Kid's over-obsessive neurotic behaviour concerning symmetry and that place was in their bedroom and that time was when they were trying to have sex. Blindfolds and sex. Somewhat AU. For tsuki-san, Iraina and Bloody Autumn.

Hermione really likes it when Ron doesn't shave.

Ron visits Harry on a day off from work. Harry/Ron slash.

TELINK and TetraxLink and LinkxTetra. fluffy fluffy fluffy. love love love.

Seasons change; Fathers grow older and watch their Sons do the same. But some traditions remain. *All Warnings Posted Inside*

Collecting Kisses-verse - Harry needs two showers the morning after Draco proposes. Wonder why...? Prequel to CK. DMHP, oneshot, fluffsmut

Draco and Harry's fluffy anniversary dinner, followed by a hot, steamy evening, and a twist at the end! DMHP, oneshot

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Some would call it obsession, but when it comes to Draco Malfoy, Harry just can't stand not knowing. AU-ish post-war Hogwarts!fic...an experiment, I guess. Pre-slash. HPDM.

Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.

To beat the heat, you gotta get hotter. DMHP, smut-shot, PWP

Draco and Harry have a sexual encounter in the Great Hall ... Third in the Conquest series, written by BloodyMarry and Yellowwolf

Slash. [HarryDraco] Harry and Draco watch a movie. Draco's confused.

Written for a challenge on KyouyaTamaki. The boys are on the internet.

HxD slash. Harry is devious, Ron has a very shocking night, and Draco enjoys himself immensely.

Post-Hogwarts Ron has a midnight visitor - *when* will Harry learn to call ahead? This, my friends, is a friend. Features Ron's observations on the Ministry, Harry's sex life and the infamous WUC. Written for the Boozefest http://boozefest.netfirms.com.