MistressParamorehide bio
 Author has written 25 stories for Miss Marple Stories, Discworld, Sweet Valley series, and Harry Potter. Animal loving, science obsessed, Fortean, medical, bibliophile. :D I enjoy writing, I write about whatever I'm interested in at the time - if others enjoy what I've written then that's a bonus ;) I love Discworld - especially the Sam/Sybil ship (I'm a Vimes fangirl), various detective dramas, House, rather bizarrely The OC, various fantasy series. Rediscovering Xanth (Piers Anthony) and also shipping femme HP pairings. Eclectic tastes :) I am also archiving these fics over at AO3 - My tumblr page, which has everything from science to Discworld :D - *If you have a negative comment on my work and it isn't constructive or in such a way that I can learn something from it, then please don't waste my time.* SOME FIC IS ON HIATUS DUE TO TIME AND OPPORTUNITY. HOWEVER ALL FIC WILL EVENTUALLY BE COMPLETED. Affected fics will be labelled 'Hiatus'. Favourite ships: Sam Vimes/Lady Sybil Ramkin - Discworld Angua Von Uberwald/Lady Sybil Ramkin - Discworld Minerva McGonagall/Hermione Granger - Harry Potter (obviously post-16) Molly Weasley / Hermione Granger - Harry Potter (post - 16) Molly Weasley / Minerva McGonagall - Harry Potter Severus Snape/Harry Potter - Harry Potter (again, post-16) Minerva McGonagall / Severus Snape - Harry Potter | |||||||
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Caught by surprise by kendra83 reviews
Severus, Minerva, and the end of an annoying day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Let's start from the very beginning by giveinandindulge reviews
A story that shows us the evolution of two of the most prominent professors in Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardy. Bad at summaries sorry. Rated for later chapters. I was inspired by my previous fic "The First Time"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,636 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Bonding by asouldreams reviews
Morning twilight; a starlit sky; to have you; to hold you; to love you; forever...bound. As darkness rises, friendships are tested, allegiances made & love is re-discovered & lost; set during Hogwarts yr 2009-10. A friendship that turns into so much more. Hermione/Minerva. Remains canon compliant through books not Pottermore. Harry, Ginny, Ron, includes most characters from books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 1,223,150 - Reviews: 4477 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Before During After by Quill of Minerva reviews
A series of drabbles that pinpoint certain times in the lives of Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 55,289 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 258,371 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Harry Potter as written by by Technomad reviews
Harry Potter as written by various authors...George Orwell, Anthony Burgess, Sir John Mortimer and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,419 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Harry P.
The Celtic Knot by Neelie2009 reviews
An accident an Hogwarts causes Severus Snape to make a startling discovery about his colleague Minerva McGonagall. A discovery that leads to intrigue, intrigue that leads to a relationship, and a relationship that leads to serious complications both before and after the events of The Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,704 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Just an affair by johnprewett reviews
Molly is lonely and neglected by her husband. Good that there is someone with whom she can talk to and who cares about her. But this friendly relationship evolves into more than she would have thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 9/10/2016 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
Mistakes by secretstranger69 reviews
Perhaps Hermione should've checked with her wife before casting the spell...G!P. Pretty much nothing but smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,623 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 7/31/2015 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.]
Fighting fate by Miss McGonagall reviews
Begins on the night that the trio first arrive at Hogwarts. Years ago, a ritual was completed to keep Minerva and Hermione safe... and apart. But when Hermione come to Hogwarts as a student, Minerva must face lost love and longings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,283 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Reflection by tanithw reviews
Established relationship. Minerva is seriously injured duelling dark wizards but survives, the consequences of those injuries will have lasting ramifications. HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,731 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
One Big Gay Weasley Family by architect 2010 reviews
One year after the Final Battle, find out how the Golden Trio, along with the Weasley's, find love in the post war days of freedom. Although listed as a Blaise and Ron fic, its in fact a multiple pairings fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,282 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 10/10/2011 - [Hermione G., Molly W.] [Ron W., Blaise Z.]
My greatest fear by RedHatMeg
"Sam Vimes has his nightmares and I have mine." What worries lady Sybil?
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Sybil R., Sam Vimes - Complete
Neverland by Sela McGrane reviews
In the realm of things Hermione Granger and Molly Weasley thought they would never experience, this one was really quite mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Hermione G., Molly W.
Mothers Intuition by Lymrix reviews
Short Harry/Molly One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
The Faculty Production by Ladybug21 reviews
Much to the dismay of his staff, Dumbledore decides to have them put on a faculty production of Shakespeare's "Macbeth." What laughs or tears will come out of it... and what romances? Set during "Prisoner of Azkaban," but focuses on the Hogwarts teachers. Something wicked this way comes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,136 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - [Severus S., Minerva M.] Remus L., Albus D.
A discworld drinking game by Madame Reveuse reviews
Just me doing a quick shout-out to discworld novels in form of a drinking game. I did this with other books too, for example the five books of Moses, and that's probably why I'm going to Hell...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Complete
The Love Affair of Harry and Molly by The Winter Wizard reviews
After the war, Harry and Molly realize that they actually love each other. Severe AU, Post-Saga, Harry/Molly, Bad Language, Mature Scenes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/29/2014 - [Harry P., Molly W.] - Complete
Gardenia by Reinamy reviews
There's only one thing that Molly Weasley has all for herself and she won't give it up for anything. NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Harry P., Molly W.] - Complete
UMBRIDGE'S CAT TRAP by Saeshmea reviews
Umbridge wants to find a way to get rid of Minerva like she did w/ Dumbledore so she can have absolute control of the school. When she discovers Minerva is an animagus she has an idea. She curses Minerva so she is trapped in her cat form, not able to transfigure back to her human body. With Dumbledore away, Minerva will have to find help in another professor: Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,353 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Severus S., Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Raving Role Reversal by SummerRain53 reviews
Although they would never admit it, Minerva and Severus enjoy nothing more than their heated Quidditch debates. Well... Alright, probably they prefer mocking each other. But when both get hit by a mysterious spell that forces them to live the other one's life for a while, they can't just keep tormenting each other! ...Or would they? No Pairings/Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,506 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Q is for ? by Kelly Chambliss reviews
It's 1894, the dawn of a new age, and Severus Snape, shipping clerk, wants a bit more magic in his world. But few know better than he that life is always a question mark. Steampunk AU featuring Severus, Minerva, Tom Riddle, Narcissa, and Nagini.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,225 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Minerva M., Severus S., Tom R. Jr., Narcissa M. - Complete
Black Magic by navysave reviews
Hermione goes to the new wizarding club 'Black Magic' where a surprise meeting with an old school friend leads to so much more. (Ominous summary makes it sound much more exciting than it is. Fluffy niceness where everyone gets the girl they want!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Two Capable Women by the real snape reviews
A great many dreadful things have befallen the Hogwarts staff over the years, but the motivational training by Wilberforce (Bertie) Arbuthnot counts among the worst. However, Irma and Minerva rise to the occasion with the fortitude one may expect of two very capable women.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Minerva M., I. Pince - Complete
Waking Dreams by jazwriter reviews
This is in response to a request made by gville27858 for a romantic Hermione/Minerva story with Hermione getting expelled and the two keeping in touch somehow while Hermione and the boys are hunting for horcruxes. No problem! The tale begins directly after Dumbledore's untimely demise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,758 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
LEARNING HOW TO LOVE sequel to Flying Classes by Saeshmea reviews
Minerva and Severus are trying to start a formal relationship after spending Christmas holidays together... but not everybody is willing to understand their love. Very bad summary, just read and review please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
THE FORGE OF MINERVA by Saeshmea reviews
Albus comes up with an idea to know the truth about Slughorn's memory about Riddle: go back in time. He sends Severus to 1943, where he not only will learn about the Horocruxes, but also will meet a 17-year-old Minerva McGonagall who is always smiling and wears her hair down her shoulders. What made her become the strict and professional witch she is now?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,452 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Books by yeaka
A collection of Severus Snape/Irma Pince gift snippets. (Vignettes. SSIP, het.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,730 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Severus S., I. Pince - Complete
The 12 Days of Hogswatch by LovelyMusic10 reviews
As it sounds; this is a little something I wrote up, and thought it would be fun to post. Please, R&R, I want to know what you think!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
Looking Down by Sanorace reviews
The day of the wedding, Sam almost committed murder. The night of the wedding, Sam couldn't bring himself to touch his new wife. But something other than guilt is stopping him. A buried trauma bars him from giving Sybil the intimacy she deserves.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R. - Complete
Gin a Body Meet a Body by Squibstress reviews
In between running Hogwarts, being a Death Eater, and protecting the Boy Who Lived, there's one more little thing Severus Snape has to do … He needs Minerva's help with a very special ritual. Winner - 2nd Place, "Most Inventive Magic", 3rd Place, "Best Het S*m*u*t" - 2012 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards; 2nd Place, "Best Legacy Story" - 2013 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,841 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/9/2012 - [Severus S., Minerva M.] - Complete
In another lifetime by DeviantFox reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts is over, but Minerva is far from safe as the delayed effects of the stunners that hit her have begun to take their toll. There is only one way to safe her, but its consequences are complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,895 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
The new old tradition of Hogwarts by Saeshmea reviews
"First, the students of each house will vote for a teacher to be auction in name of their house, then, the auction will take place, and the students and heads of houses will bid for every teacher, and the best of all is that there will be no money involved, we will be bidding house points," AD (...and the auctioned teachers will become the slaves of the other house for six days.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Past the Dark by Prudish and Sensible reviews
Sam needs to face his past and somehow gets it in his head that he wants Vetinari to come with him and Sybil on their honeymoon. Sybil/Sam/Vetinari lemon and smut warning. This is an alternate timeline for "Looking Down" that splits off at about chapter 6.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Sybil R., Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
Bright Shadows by Sanorace reviews
When Vetinari forces Vimes into the world of the Guarding Dark, Sybil must find a way to bring them back safely. Uncover the secret to the age old mystery of how the Patrician survives with so little sleep. Guest starring: Mrs. Cake, the Summoning Dark, the Guarding Dark, Dr. Lawn, Young Sam, Dorfl, Willikins, Corporal Ping, Adora Dearheart, Lipwig, and Drumknott.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,213 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sybil R., Vetinari, Sam Vimes, Dr. Lawn
Mistletoe by Blanchie69 reviews
When Hermione and Minerva get trapped under the Mistletoe, things are said and things are done that cannot be undone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/17/2012 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.]
With benefits by tanithw reviews
When an unexpected encounter leads to a surprising arrangement, love cannot be far behind. MM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,039 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Someone like you by CarrieAn reviews
Something is up with Jayne and Chris is about find out what it is...
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012
In Infinite Remorse of Soul by winter156 reviews
The painful end of one relationship can be the wonderful beginning of another, if one is brave enough to risk one's heart in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,443 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Hidden Thoughts by Lou789 reviews
Albus knows how Minerva feels will he leave her be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,486 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
A Beautiful Mind by Lisachan87 reviews
Hermione is completely unaware of her attraction to her mentor. But McGonnagall recognizes the sign of someone with a crush and tries to figure out how to deal with this "problem"…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,689 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Revenge: Sequel to Trapped! by Yue Sai reviews
Severus and Minerva want revenge for being locked up. What will the staff do? Play a game of course as Sev and Min sit back to watch the show! I hope you all enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,783 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
It Started In A Hole by Sela McGrane reviews
Just after the Battle of Hogwarts, Minerva and Hermione fall into a hole. Wands broken, there's nothing to do but wait for rescue. During the wait, Hermione reveals certain things to Minerva, things that they will both have to face, once they are rescued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kissable by BrokePerception reviews
She should have moved away at that point, but somehow despite everything, she felt just right where she was – not that she could have moved away had she tried to. MM/SS -REWRITTEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
A Change of Plans by Squibstress reviews
A frustrated witch, a lonely wizard, a chance meeting in the staff bath— a story about how these small events change the lives of Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape and alter the course of the Wizarding War. Winner-"Best Line" - 2011 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Award
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,553 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2012 - [Severus S., Minerva M.] - Complete
The Rising Phoenix by jazwriter reviews
The story picks up directly after the final defeat of Voldemort. While helping with Hogwarts repairs, Hermione realizes that her feelings for a certain Headmistress run much deeper than she'd ever imagined. Non-Epilogue compliant. FEMSLASH HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,091 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The First Time by giveinandindulge reviews
It's Severus Snape's first time in Minerva's quarters. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
About Nightmares and Daydreams by BrokePerception reviews
Hermione's relationship has ended. She's returned to Hogwarts hoping to finish her seventh year, when her nightmares and daydreams make her see that what really matters... which is unfortunately not so easy to obtain. HG/MM -REWRITTEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,296 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Motherly Love by LinkLovegood92 reviews
One shot Femmeslash, Hermione asks Molly Weasley for some help, and gets more than she bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Hermione G., Molly W. - Complete
Halfblood Millionaire by ProperT OfSeverus reviews
Gringotts, the Ministry and now Hogwarts- Who Wants to be a Millionaire is coming to the school. The world tunes in to see how smart their Professors really are. Which Professor's will get chosen? Who will win? SS/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,015 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Club Glamour by tigertales reviews
Club Glamour... where the famous and infamous become safely anonymous. MM/HG Femmeslash. Don't like, then please don't read. Rated "M" to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,407 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Naughtiest Boy Helps a Friend by Squibstress reviews
Dumbledore assigns Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape to teach "sex ed" to Hogwarts's fourth-years. They manage to find a rainbow in the cloud.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2011 - [Severus S., Minerva M.] - Complete
Heart's Desire by anonymouth reviews
Hermione agrees to test out a potion for George; the consequences of which are more than she can handle alone... Bit smutty!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pumpkin Scone Conspiracy by oliver.snape reviews
After the war, Harry finds Severus under house arrest, himself badgered for publicity stunts, and the memories of his friends tampered with. Severus learns to tolerate Potter as they try to figure out just who is manipulating the wizarding world, and why.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,139 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Cat Prince by shadowycat reviews
Filch's desire to do magic inadvertently causes a rather drastic change of plans for Severus and Minerva. Set during the Christmas holidays at Hogwarts a year or two before Harry came to school. SSMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
By the Book by the real snape reviews
Irma Pince decides to write "A Concise and Infallible Guide to Seducing a Colleague". Each chapter will contain an important Guideline, and examples of how well it works when you live by the book. Not that "Capturing Minerva" wouldn't sell better ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,673 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Minerva M., I. Pince - Complete
The Massage by asouldreams reviews
While working on her thesis; Hermione gets moderately distracted. Minerva/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,194 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
No Rest For The Weary by Cherline reviews
Minerva runs into someone she can escort home... PWP! You've been warned! lol!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken China Doll by pandorabox82 reviews
What happens when Harry finds out his aunt is not at all what she appears to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Petunia D.
Folie à Deux by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Sequel to 'Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses'. Valentine's Day is over, and everybody is convinced that Minerva and Severus are a match made by Merlin himself. The only problem is... they don't seem to think so. Or do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,980 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Molly Weasley's Secret by snarkysweetness reviews
Everyone finds out just exactly how the Weasley’s managed to get by with seven children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Relative Vimes by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
Sam Vimes was not an only son.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 11/6/2008
Appassionata english by Mr-Spock1 reviews
A little encounter between Minerva and Severus.... MM/SS PWP Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S.
The warning by Merida Hughsie reviews
Molly Weasley and Minerva McGonagall are in great danger. Will they survive? And if so in what condition will they be? Darkfic Rated for later chapters. ADMM/MWAW. Disclaimer: The character are from J.K.Rowling. IT'S COMPLETE! FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 92,474 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Molly W., Minerva M. - Complete
Majesty by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Once upon a time, a great queen met a very powerful witch. . . Minerva McGonagall and Queen Elizabeth II
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Minerva M., Kingsley S. - Complete
The Poisonous Jealousy by Leta McGotor reviews
Someone tries to kill Severus Snape and hurts in the progress Minerva McGonagall badly. Promtly unite both Heads of Houses and the hunting begins. Who will they meet at the end and how will it change their normal lifes? Read and find out. SSMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Where Be Dragons? by Astrothenut reviews
Samuel Vimes, Commander of the Watch, Duke, Knight, husband, and father-to-be faces his most terrifying foe when two hundred dragons go missing from the Sunshine Sanctuary. A Last Hero one-shot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Oh My by tigertales reviews
Ever had an "Oh My" moment? A moment when you looked around and simply said, "Oh my Gawd!" MM/HG femslash. Don't like? Then please do not read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unholy Trinity by selmak reviews
Non DH compliant. OTP era with a focus on Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape during the Era of that Evil Cat Woman Dolores Umbridge. MF, FF, MM implied. And absolutely 100,000,000,000 not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 187,170 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Twurp's Peerage: Vimes by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
The 181st edition of that distinguished work, copywrite 1988 U.C. Ankh-Morpork Publications, pp. 1059-1063, excluding engraved portraits.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
His Muse: A Tale about a Desperate Housewife by mrsmcclnt reviews
Story co-Author by Viv. It was a simple research project for his new book and another opportunity to increase his fortune. Never would he have believed to fall in love on the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Gilderoy L., Molly W. - Complete
Property of the HalfBlood Prince by thesewarmstars reviews
During his sixth year, Harry becomes very attached to the previous owner of his Potions text, but what will happen when he finds out who it really is? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,920 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Badly Needed Potion by the goofball reviews
*oneshot* Where do you go if your potion is not helping you the way it should? Minerva needs help and Severus is in for a surprise. Be warned: very explicit het slash sex ahead! Don't like it, don't read it! I guess OOC-ness should be mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by DailyProphetEditor reviews
You all know the famous chicken joke. Well, here's a small collection of answers provided by our favorite witches and wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Ankh Morpork Malady: Or, Where Alchemists Go Wrong by Gogol reviews
Madam comes to Ankh-Morpork! Vimes' desk explodes! Angua blacks out! Sybil darns Vimes' socks! COULD THERE BE A CONNECTION? Venture on, dear reader, to find out. **COMPLETE!**
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,757 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Won't You Please Stay With Me? by Ms.Freestyle reviews
Before his 40th Bday, Snape must acquire a potential spouse before the Ministry arranges one. Of all the people, he chooses Harry. Everyone seems to think it’s a great idea, except Harry. Can Snape woo Harry’s love before it’s too late? SSHP Slash COMPLET
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,136 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses by DailyProphetEditor reviews
This is a plain silly humour fic about the events of Valentine's Day in CoS. Lockhart makes a pass on Snape, who would rather face the basilisk instead. Minerva has a word or two to say about it. A little slashy, a hint of MMSS, and a lot of pink confetti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Notes by crockywock reviews
Imagine McGonagall and Snape pinning notes at each other's door. Innocent little notes, to do with everyday business at Hogwarts. Reminders of staff meetings and so forth. Jinxed, of course, so that no student can read them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,186 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Strange and Beautiful by sunny-historian reviews
Minerva had never cared for beauty. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Is It Supposed To Look Like That? by Hooked On Weasleys reviews
The first time is always awkward and scary, and no one knows this better than Molly Weasley...what exactly happened on her and Arthur's wedding night?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
Lady Be Good by Charmed Lassie reviews
Repressing feelings is all well and good but what happens when you're thrown together and forced to work as a team? MMMW Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Minerva M., Molly W. - Complete
Heartbroken Christmas by Leta McGotor reviews
When Severus finally realises that there is someone for him to love he can’t understand it and blocks. What will he do when he receives the message that she has vanished and is now left to freeze to death two days after Christmas?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Goody Two Shoes by Drummers reviews
A party at the Patrician's... Boredom... Inquisitive prying into private matters... And what do you do when your wife walks in? [SLASH!Finished]
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/5/2005
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by shadowycat reviews
This is my rather twisted take on all the Snape forced marriage fics out there. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Shock & Surprise by Drummers reviews
When Sam Vimes finds out it's Lord Vetinari's birthday soon, he thinks something must be done. When Lord Vetinari finds he is drunk on his own birthday party, he thinks he must exploit the situation. A game of shocks commences. [Finished]
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2005
Checkerboard Squares by Mistress Arion reviews
When Angua can't find Sam Vimes, she discovers that she and Lady Sybil have some things in common after all. This is in response to Kleenexwoman"s weird pairings challenge.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2004
Aftermath by Lunar1 reviews
Vimes returns after the events of MR. Spoilers for MR, obviously.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/14/2003
Big Brother House: AnkhMorpork by Lunar1 reviews
Big Brother comes to Ankh-Morpork... in the guise of a money making exploit for charity. (Not quite as daft as it sounds... but almost!)
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2003 - Published: 6/26/2003
It Never Rains by Lunar1 reviews
Sam Vimes's troubles are only just beginning when a long lost relative arrives. Dealing with his own murky past as well as trying to stop the most dangerous theft the Disc has ever known are only the start of his problems! *Guest Starring Rincewind*
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,142 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2003 - Published: 6/3/2003
Secrets by sunny-historian reviews
I found this today and thought I'd share it. It's going somewhere, but I'm not sure where...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003
Apologies and Forgiveness by Lunar1 reviews
Set between Jingo and The Fifth Elephant, a pretty pointless piece of Vimes/Sybil fluff. Hope you enjoy.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2003
Faith, Hope and Love by sunny-historian reviews
What was Sybil thinking before Vimes turned up that day in Guards! Guards!? Songfic to Queen's Somebody to Love, formerly 'And Yet These Three...' (PG-13 for /dragons/ mating)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2003
Aftermath by Mistress Arion reviews
In the aftermath of Voldemort's death, new relationships are formed. This is a AD/SS and MMc/HG story, if those pairings squick you- DON'T READ IT. WARNING: SLASH ALERT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,154 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
The Rumour Mill by sunny-historian reviews
Everyone knows that rumours aren't true. Vetinari knows that; Vimes knows that... but "nature is a confirmed plagiarist of art..." *CHAPTER 5 UP AT LAST!*
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 11/22/2002
Our Wedding by Lunar1 reviews
Sequel to 'Posing the Question.' Here's what I think happened after Vimes made it out of the Assassin's Guild in 'Men at Arms.' Hope you enjoy!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2003
Posing the Question by Lunar1 reviews
Sequel to 'Stealing the Kiss.' My take on how Vimes actually managed to propose to Lady Sybil. Please R&R!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/3/2003
Stealing The Kiss by Lunar1 reviews
How did Sam Vimes and Sybil Ramkin ever manage to have a relationship? I attempt to answer this burning question in the first of a series...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/1/2003
Warning: Smoking May Seriously Damage Your Health by Lunar1 reviews
Inspired by a throw-away line in Night Watch, Vimes gets sick. I'm not telling you anymore because it'll give it away. Just read and weep!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003
A Brief History of Vimes by Lunar1 reviews
Vimes's cigar case has gained a rather unusual power after the events of Night Watch. The result? Vimes travels in time to meet some of his ancestors, notably Old Stoneface. Please read and review as it's my first Discworld fic and I LOVE feedback!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,123 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003
When in Rome, do as Rome Does by ThePet reviews
How will Snape and McGonagall survive in Muggle London, pretending to be a married couple? NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,133 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
A Study in, well a kind of scorched colour now by Noodles McDoodles reviews
I'll freely admit that this is more about trying to write whilst your partner is in the room. But I was toying with the idea of a Discworld fic at the time and this happened. (In its defence, it is fairly short *g*)
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2001
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Every Time We Meet A Dragon Turns Up reviews
THE FIC IN THIS FORMAT HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. IT HAS BEEN FINISHED UNDER THE TITLE "THE SAMUEL VIMES CHRONICLES: EVERY TIME WE MEET A DRAGON TURNS UP"
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,103 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Sybil R., Sam Vimes
On the Roll of a Dice reviews
This is to be a series of vignettes/one-shots on ALL possible pairings for characters specified from the Watch arc. Unusual, but I hope it will prove to be an enjoyable and, hopefully, believable insight. Rated as a T but each vignette may differ and will be marked accordingly.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R., Vetinari, Angua
Pressure Point reviews
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, Sir Samuel Vimes is a powerful man. Yet, you don't get to be the second most powerful man of the most powerful city on the Disc without making a few enemies... Rating T for the moment. Chapter 8.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,599 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R.
A Childhood reviews
The childhood of Samuel Vimes as told in the style of a children's book.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Sam Vimes - Complete
The Sybil & Sam Collection Behind Closed Doors reviews
A series of vignettes, each complete in itself and centring on Sybil and Vimes' relationship. The idea is to capture little scenes in their life, hopefully keeping in character. Chapter 36.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 24,895 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R.
Fantasy into Reality reviews
Mrs Palm is asked by Lady Sybil to give her an unusual lesson. From an existing story, explanation and credit inside.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Sybil R., Sam Vimes
The Samuel Vimes Chronicles: Every Time We Meet A Dragon Turns Up reviews
This is the reworked, final version of the previously chaptered fic. It is the first in what will be a series, looking at all of Vimes and Lady Sybils encounters through the series. The fic is (very) long, but chapters weren't really working. Hopefully the next ones will be shorter.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,048 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Sybil R., Sam Vimes - Complete
This Is How We Get Along reviews
Dumbledore is fed up of Minerva and Severus's constant bickering. His solution shocks them all... This is a light hearted, fun fic, def not serious. If you don't like the humour, don't read...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
The Education of Lady Ramkin reviews
Sam Vimes finds an unusual entry in his wife's dainty floral address book... A bit PWP... Chapter 3.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Minerva M., Sybil R., Sam Vimes
Ramkin-Vimes Music Meme reviews
A collection of music memes with Sam and Sybil as the subject. Something to kickstart my inspiration!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R. - Complete
And I Wonder If You Think Of Me reviews
Hermione has surprised nobody by accepting the recently vacated position of Charms teacher at Hogwarts. What she hasn't told anyone, or even really reconciled herself with, is that part of the reason is a certain ebony haired, Scottish witch. What she decides to do about it, is anyone's guess…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Of Pawprints and Loneliness reviews
Angua faces her fears on a visit to Scoone Avenue. What fears? And what happens? Oneshot. Probably not what you're thinking, either!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Sybil R., Angua, Sam Vimes - Complete
Every Day, You Pass Me By reviews
What's worse than not having someone? Wanting someone you know can never be. Chapter 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Hermione G., Molly W.
The Gamble reviews
Sometimes fate allows us to make another choice... Alice Wakefield gets to see what her life would be like if she had chosen differently.
Sweet Valley series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Alice W., Hank P.
Talk of the Town reviews
After a brief romance at the end of Guards! Guards! Sam Vimes ends things with Lady Ramkin. Lady Ramkin's rebound has repercussions far beyond Sam's wildest imagination. Chapter 2.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Vetinari, Sybil R.
Twas the night before Hogswatch reviews
'Twas the night before Hogswatch and all was still...or was it? Just a short bit of seasonal fun and fluff to warm you up!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sybil R., Sam Vimes - Complete
I Owe You A Love Song reviews
Lady Ramkin shut the door on Sam Vimes. What if she had gone after him? M rating, but hopefully tastefully done. Epilogue added. Rating for epilogue - T.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R. - Complete
The Second Time
Follow on from 'The First Time.' Somehow this wanted to be written! Sybil and Sam work out the next part of their relationship... M RATING
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sybil R., Sam Vimes - Complete
The Darkness
She knows darkness lives within him. Brief oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sybil R., Sam Vimes - Complete
The AnkhMorpork Connection reviews
As owner of the Ankh-Morpork Detective Agency Sam 'Stoneface' Vimes finds himself confronted with a job that just might change his life. NOIR FIC. *HIATUS*
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R.
Speed Dating AnkhMorpork Style reviews
Sybil decides to do something different in the wake of Vimes' departure. Speed dating? What could possibly go wrong?
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R. - Complete
The First Time reviews
Sam Vimes and Lady Ramkin move their relationship to the next level. M RATING.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R. - Complete
Discworld Music Meme 1 reviews
Another clutch of eclectic music a la Sam Vimes and Sybil Ramkin.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Sybil R., Sam Vimes - Complete
Discworld Music Meme reviews
Discworld Music Meme with ten songs. Pairing is Vimes and Sybil, because they rock. Hope I haven't got them too OOC.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R. - Complete
The Silence reviews
In the silence, her thoughts return to yesterday...Drabble-y
Miss Marple Stories - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Miss Jane Marple - Complete