hi, i'm lapis the riptide queen!

i am a very anxious teenager who should probably get it together, but prefers to spend her time sobbing over terezi pyrope's character arc.

i am also an aspiring writer who is not doing the best job of actually writing anything (moment of silence for my long-dead motivation) all you need to know about me is i'm a sarcastic dork who can go from eloquent to "i ripped my charger cord in half and my star duct tape didn't fix it how is this possible" in under a minute. i love punk pop music, homestuck, and steven universe, so if you have any fanfic for that and need someone to beta it, I'M YOUR GIRL.

i am also your girl for bad puns and oddly suitable analogies.

i am also on archiveofourown as phantomsfaced (ngl it's most of the same stuff) my tumblr is also phantomsfaced!! (do you sense a pattern here)

feel free to message me about whatever! i only bite sometimes.