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Here is some crap:

1. Sue

2. Quinn

3. Finn

4. Kurt

5. Brittany

6. Puck

7. Artie

8. Burt

9. Mr. Schue

10. Blaine

11. Mercedes

12. Santana

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Puck/Mercedes… No.

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Kurt is adorable. Now that Chris Colfer is HOT! But somehow kurt not so much

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Santana got Burt pregnant they would both need to get sex changes first but then they would probably kill themselves from how messed up the whole situation is.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

No, I do not read fanfiction about Mr. Shue but I would imagine he is much less annoying in it.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple

Quinn and Puck were once a couple so yes. I really did love the baking scene and the babysitting. If they got back together I would not be upset.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Brittany/Mr. Schue or Brittany/Blaine? Well I just have to ship Braine! I mean Brittany/Mr. Schue just can’t compete with that.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I think he would freak out. With how much Santana and Quinn don’t get along plus he would have a obligation to tell Brittany and that would just break her little heart.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Blaine is finally going to meet Kurt’s family but what happens when sparks fly between him and his certain someone’s stepbrother. (haha this would be so weird)

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Sue and Burt I think met once… meeting over kurt (I think I’m remembering correctly) and I am going to go look up if this is plausible now… *goes in search of crazy story* Nope thank the heavens this pairing does not exist.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Artie/Santana. You deserve her. In which Santana is upset and Artie realizes that Santana loves Brittany more than he ever could. I think it could work. Not sure about the title though.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I can’t imagine Sue needing any type of de-flowering. But I will say Kurt would do one hell of a job! The plot would revolve around a hallucination while someone is high on some really really strong drugs.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

No.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Maybe. I mean I have never personally read one but I do like Finn’s character.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No. But they should because she is kick ass.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Quinn/Kurt/Brittany. No. No one would ever write this.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Wow… Blaine I have to think about this. If we are being serious I think he would be one of those people who immediately relates sex to love and would shout “I love you” but then again he is Harry Freaking Potter and I know that happens to come up a lot and might easily end up slipping into the bedroom.

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Something awesome about a Dad. I have no idea but if I ever wrote something like that I would have to make the song perfect because it would have to fully represent Burt and make him appear as awesome as he truly is.

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sue/Puck/Santana. Extremely Awkward. Lots of name calling.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

If Blaine wanted to get with Quinn… all I can think of is saying something bad about her having a baby and maybe something about a teenage dream. Oh or something like “Now that is the sexy face I was looking for” (Nevermind it is almost impossible to tie them together.

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Brittany. I read a Santana/Brittany a while ago but I don’t remember it.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Puck secretly likes cock. Yup its true. Ryan Murphy revealed it was the next direction they were taking with the character. *LIES*

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Mercedes would never stoop so low as to sleep with Mr. Schue not even if she was drunk!

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Finn would top Artie. I’m sorry but the wheelchair makes it hard for Artie to top that.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Sue and Mr. Schue are in a happy relationship until Mr. Schue suddenly runs off with Kurt. Sue, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mercedes and a brief unhappy affair with Santana, then follows the wise advice of Brittany and finds true love with Finn.

Mr. Schue and Kurt? No way

Finn falling for Sue? Hell No

Mercedes being lesbian for Sue? Hell to the No!

Brittany giving advice? I would love to see this.

Title: Drumming with my heart

It would be Sue point of view and mainly focus around her and Finn with small bits of plot.

NO ONE WOULD EVER READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT I SHOULD WRITE IT!

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

If Burt/Artie was canon I would die. Not kidding that would be the worst mistake they could make! Worse than Finn/Sue!