The Sorting Hat says

Gryffindor!

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous. Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor).

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you talk back to the TV cut and paste this on your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(But when else do I have time??)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(I thought we were supposed to stick it in our ears!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Oh nice! Open the bag, pull out the details and then put the now open bag back on the shelf!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(How are you supposed to use soap again?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(You know, I always wanted to break a tootj that way!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(A bit too late now!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Well, can I touch it and make sure you're telling the truth?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(No, if I wanted the clothes to stay on my body, I would use Super Glue.)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Something must of gotten lost in the translation!)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Where are the peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Really? So that's what they are for. I always thought you were supposed to throw them at people..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Well I didn't know that! Would have saved me a lot of pain!)

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

The stats on insanity say that one out of every four people have mental issues...look at your three best friends. If they are ok, then it's you.

Why do people press the buttons on the remote control harder when they know the batteries are dieing?

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Most girls sit there waiting for a prince to come and save them. if your one of the few that would much rather save yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them

If you ever write FanFictions when you should be doing homework, paying attention in class, etc., put this on your profile!!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile.

If your a computer addict, copy this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a person who is longing for an adventure like the ones you read in books, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

You are a writer IF...

-If you talk to yourself. (All the time...Shakes head sadly)
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) (All the time again...)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so you're telling me that, if all the dustmites in two square feet were to suddenly tackle glomp each other they'd become visible?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, you tend to collect every rock you can find, to the point that it ANNOYS everyone, even your own mother and other peoples' mother.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If, the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have O.C.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have O.C.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English

If you always have more than one tab open when on the computer, copy and paste

If you've ever wondered how long a profile can be, copy and paste

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile

If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you can spend 5 hours reading in one sitting, post this to your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism