"So basically I'm not special and the fellowship doesn't really need my help, but you want me to give up my own world to help save yours? And I take it I won't be getting paid for all of this life endangering nonsense?" My take on the cliché 21st century girl in Middle-earth plot. Swearing/violence/mild sexual content. Tenth walker, Legomance. Legolas x OC.

What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.